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15 Very Dumb Things in Fantastic Beasts 2

Can’t-spells is my new name for all you guys in the comments section. Click your favorite thing that’s going to happen in Fantastic Beasts 3: It turns out Buckbeak was a Filipino man named Buckbeak the whole time - https://www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson We find out about Grindlewald’s crimes but they’re all white collar crimes and it’s kind of a weird energy - https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson They go somewhere warm and instead of an only slightly-different wardrobe where they’re all in similar long coats again, we get a movie of them all in tacky vintage beach fashion and Newt Scamander is in like khaki shorts that go to his knees - https://www.instagram.com/spider_jewel/ JKR accidentally includes backstory for a character from The Walking Dead, forgetting that she didn’t write that - https://spiderjewel.tumblr.com/ Fantastic Beasts 3: HP Origins: Hagrid - https://www.facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids/

Comments

Tom Bowling

Ugh! Are there any good movies in the theaters? Someone toss me a bone.

Shred Cadmium

How can a list have more than 10 things in it?! I'm so confused... Er, anyway - I haven't seen it myself but apparently <i>Overlord</i> is pretty good. The Half in the Bag guys liked it, and I've seen/heard multiple independent thumbs-up confirmations 👍 Edit: actually, might not still be showing in cinemas, depending on where you are. Oof, doesn’t time fly?…

Karla Blinoff

"Wizards can just go anywhere, kill anyone, heal any injury..." ...except for complications during childbirth, as it happens

Shred Cadmium

☝️ <i>Widows</i> is another one; supposed to be excellent. (I should really go and actually see some of these films myself rather than just ignorantly forwarding recommendations... 😁🤷‍♂️)

Tom Bowling

I guess I shouldn't expect too much from Aquaman or Bumblebee.

Shred Cadmium

FB1: Production budget $180m Worldwide gross $814m FB2: Production budget $200m Worldwide gross $273m 😬 Still somewhat early doors but if one assumes a print & advertising budget of also around $200m that’s definitely looking like a ‘difficult conversation’ rate-of-return…

Ravi Pillalamarri

I appreciate not having to watch this but can you tell me if everyone in the movie is pronouncing Nagini wrong?

James Murphy

Can we call their special friendship necklace a Borecrux? It's a lame version of a mechanic we've seen in Harry Potter.

anthony grey

all black on black friday... i see what you did there.

Luis

omg what if they did use your Dark Internet Rituals video to resurrect Johnny Depp?!

Stuart

Whether it was planned or not, I laughed at 'You're a liar, Jo. Look me in the eyes...' followed by you looking away from the camera. But you have nothing to fear from J.K.Rowling. I mean, you have three Korean women trapped on your bed. You're a great wizard, Jenny.

Hannah Boyer

Is it my computer, or is the audio getting softer and then louder for a few seconds at a time? It happens at ~8:55 and a few other times. I know there's probably nothing you can do about it for this video, but maybe you'd want to know for next time (if you didn't know already).

Chalko

I've got a theory that in 1997 JK Rowling sold her soul to the devil in exchange for 7 best selling novels to make her the world's most successful novelist. Then when the deal ran out she decided to get greedy and start writing stuff herself. It's really the only explanation.

Tyler James

I was hoping this one would be better than the first but it sounds like it isn't worth the price of admission. I appreciate the entertaining forewarning. I hope you re-visit the first film soon and give us an in depth review like this one :)

AndyofCT

Thank you for saving me $15

Chris Dearing

Lost it at the Holocaust part. Dumbledore let 1.5 million kids die... why? Because he didn't want to share the recipe for Butterbeer? No in-universe explanation is good enough.

Luis

Okay I've watched this video twice now and I still can't believe this was a released to theaters! Especially bullet points #12 and #13. Even Giant Porg looks confused in the background.

Narutaki

Yeah but how was that Detective Pikachu trailer though?

Shaun Cheah

The new Wreck-It Ralph is out, is that not good? I hope it's good; I've got a ticket for the afternoon showing today.

Tom Bowling

I want to see that one too. Let us know how you liked it, Shaun.

Steve Ray

Suspiria! Which may no longer be in theaters.

Oso Mellow Kitchen

Hi! Not currently a patron, but may soon become one, since someone with my name already seems to be. :D You have a conversational style, at least in what I've seen so far, that I quite like. You like MLP? Bonus!

Kyle Williams

That "Can't Spells" thing got to me too. I was just listening to his mumbo jumbo not making out half of it until he said "Can't Spells" and I could only think "what the hell is going on here?" Also, it is English, but the UK and USA have other terms for normies. So what country is it? I guess Australia or New Zealand, as I'd assume Ireland would use Muggles & Canada would go with Nomag, though I guess they could be the culprits too.

Neil Dutton

Maybe the after credits scene is just a screenwriting credit for Grindelwald, which also fills in the "what are his crimes??" plot hole.

Steve Ray

For girl magic, you need witchcraft, not wizardry.

Team Valiant Souls

On point review of the movie, and I loved how you finished with the sock analogy. Brilliant.

Samuel Roberts

Me: “Geez, 10 film-minutes does sound like a long time, but probably Jenny’s overselling a bit just how complic” Two minutes later: “wait, how many babies as I gonna have to track here?”

Samuel Roberts

I think begging for Jenny collabs is generally gauche but here I do want a team-up with someone who does diagrams

Steve Ray

It's not gauche to suggest collabs with other artists you like.

Samuel Roberts

That's an inwardly-directed standard - I don't (or at least, I try not to) apply it to others.

Dundough Breadbox

As entertaining as these go, this series of (genre of?) videos has me thinking critically about movies and writing in areas I had not considered.

rinthegreat

The knights of ren were a Korean woman! But now they're just permanently the knights of ren