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Frozen 2 Script Doctor

Somebody please throw Anna a bone here.

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Hayes

what if the fire lizard was actually a baby dragon? Anna in Frozen 3 could be a dragon queeeeeeen

Lana

I'm so excited for the premiere! Just a couple more days

Bill Lehecka

We appreciate your insomnia.

Andrew Carney

Get those water horse shoes Jenny! Also, thank you ^_^

Luis

Wow Jenny's version is so much better than what we got! Also I haven't checked out the Frozen 2 merch, but please tell me the Murder Canoe exists. I'd buy one for my niece!

Bryan Sutton

I like Villainess. She seems nice.

Lindsay Carbonell

Elsa "protecting" her sister by shoving her into the murder canoe is the realest

The Doom Merchant

God, your version of the movie is so objectively superior that when I'm finally forced to watch Frozen 2 I'll by then have completely supplanted it with your version in my mind and constantly be confused by how the movie "isn't like I remember it"

Nick Steffensmeier

I like what you did with the thumbnail image. The blurring of the background or changing the depth of field

Bryony

Oh man Jenny I wish you wrote fanfic

ts_babyjane

after the preview, this turning out to be a script doctor was a bigger twist then frozen 2 lolol

Jacqui Sutherland

great video but when in your vision does elsa get a girlfriend?

Brian L Hughes

there's news about Buzzy, an NBA player could testify on witness stand...

Matthew McCoy

You were brandishing your plush animals again.

Icy

HYPE

Neil Dutton

So I was expecting a lot of water spirit toys in that sick clear plastic...but toys r us (Canada) had one option paired with a too big Elsa that had no way to ride the horse (barbie legs). Super weird.

Shred Cadmium

🌊🐴 🔥🦎 🌬, er, 🌬 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Emvee

Since I’m more familiar with your work than with Frozen, every time you said ‘Anna’ I pictured Dakota Johnson, which made this even more entertaining somehow.

Shaun Cheah

We can't prove that she doesn't.

Monica McFadden

Yeah, I also expected a lot of horse merch. Like in the style of those 80s She-Ra horses with the translucent plastic, which I coveted as a child. Except today's toys are more advanced so . . . those same horses but with articulated legs.

Monica McFadden

I liked Frozen 2, but I did feel it was very disjointed and weird. The first Frozen was such a tight, character-driven story. When I heard the voice I thought it would end up being, like, an imprisoned spirit or princess and she would become Elsa's love interest. Like her feelings towards her powers in Frozen already felt very gay coded ("Oh no, I have to hide this intrinsic part of myself and it isolates me and fills me with self-loathing"), so I thought it would fit, especially with her longing to find "someone like me" in the first part of Frozen 2. Sidebar: Did anyone else think retroactively making the sisters' mother part of the forest tribe was very weird? Because the forest people had a distinctive ethnic look which Elsa and Ana's mother didn't have at all?

Shred Cadmium

"Brandishing” is such a great word

Sordahon

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

Steve Ray

I can't tell what happened or didn't.

Shred Cadmium

Ponies discussing how to be a good car

Steve Ray

And with an X-Ray feature, like Amazon Video, that viewers can click to see how every creature, great or small, is named.

J

What I wouldn't do for a JN take on Christmas Prince: Royal Baby

J

Even a twitter thread

Steve Ray

Would you nominate it for the next Ramble? That's how dreams come true.

Luis

Does Elsa still have her Burger Powers? If so she could have fed Arendelle before going on her little adventure.

J Nicole Miller

Yes! Like, did anyone else notice that it took three mentions of the curse for anyone to be like "sorcery isn't real"? Until that point, it was just comments like "oh it fell out of fashion." Did magic canonically exist in the grim dystopian world of A Christmas Prince???

Jacqueline Holzberger

If made a porg cosplaying as yourself, you could switch places like parent trap and no one will know

Steve Ray

Or how about a pair of Snoke clones playing identical twins trying to lure Anakin and Padme back together to produce more Kylo-Ren-grandkids?

Steve Ray

Like one Snoke is Anakin's valet, and the other Snoke is Padme's chauffeur, after Anakin and Padme had a fight and have been separated for six months, and both Snokes care about their employers, so when they met at the Snoke bar and got to talking, they realized they had a chance to make things right and let True Love Triumph.

Steve Ray

Both Snokes had been working at The Snoke-O-Nut Grove coconut candy factory, where one day in the warehouse, a crate of fresh coconuts broke open, and they all rolled out and fell on the workers' heads, causing an entire shift of 200 Snokes to lose their memories, wander out, and start having adventures. Everyone is welcome to add their own stories set in the Expanded Snoke-O-Nut Grove Diaspora fanfic universe.

Jesse Johnson

A lot of this rings true, from the context of the movie being about the "elemental spirit stuff". I experienced the movie being about something different. That said, I agree about some of the plot choices being problematic thematically, eg the murder canoe, and Elsa getting frozen. Anyway, I think the key to the film is understanding the villain. To the movie's credit, in my opinion, there is not a 1-dimensional evil villain ("Villianess") like most Disney films but something much closer to a Miyazaki film. Understanding that doesn’t make all of the script problems disappear but probably makes for a better viewing experience.

Andrzej Kapolka

Now this is a story I'd help write software for.

Andrzej Kapolka

I worked briefly with Brittney Lee, who went on to work on Frozen. Before she joined, I joked that we would all be "Brittney's Peers."