Small Shirts, Big GUT (Patreon)

I can't believe my wardrobe has decided to betray me like this. For some reason, my clothes keep getting tighter around my belly, and I have no idea why. It can't possibly be because I keep going to all-you-can-eat buffets twice per week, right?

Watch as I try on different shirts that used to fit me loosely. I think you'll really enjoy this one ;)

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