After I was walked in on (Patreon)

Let me tell you, being walked in on while I'm naked outside is a serious worry of mine. I guess I've gotten cocky after so many undisturbed shoots this summer. 

Well, in the last week, I've been walked in on 3 times. 

Emily snapped this picture of me after I literally ducked into the waterfall we were shooting with last Thursday, to hide behind a column, out of sight of the older couple walking past. They had already seen me, and kept walking along the trail, laughing to themselves as Emily and I apologized and laughed in equal measure. 

Then, on Tuesday, as we were shooting together at a different river, we were startled again by another couple. As we laughed and sheepishly sat up and turned our backs to the couple, they began to make out! They kept glancing at us, sitting naked on the river rocks, while they continued to slurp each others' faces for upwards of 15 minutes! It was uncomfortable, to say the least. 

The moral of the story is, should you run into me naked in the woods, just keep walking. Don't be that second couple, staring hungrily and forcing us into your voyeuristic fantasy. 

(And the other moral is, I need to be more careful about the spots I choose to get naked)