Public Service Announcement #9 (Patreon)

As the Medusavirus pandemic continues, it is important to not lose hope! Considerable progress has been made toward the creation of a vaccine to protect the populace from the deleterious effects of the Medusid-20 virus. The National Institutes of Health and the Centers for Disease Control, under the direction of the Medusid-20 Unified Response Force (MURF), have committed their considerable resources to the successful achievement of this goal.

Our researchers are vigorously evaluating several promising vaccine candidates. The test studies underway have enrolled 14,534 participants, most of them brave volunteers from various branches of the U.S. Armed Forces. The leading vaccine candidate was found to be more than 62% effective in preventing Medusid-20 in study participants, with undesirable side effects evident in only a handful of the test subjects. We expect to achieve a viable vaccine very soon!