WONDERTROLL (live 2012) (Patreon)

This is referenced in the Metalocalypse coverage.

At the end of my senior year of highschool, two friends and I did a completely improvised metal jam at our school's talent show. We auditioned as a sincere acoustic band, but it was a bait and switch!

The band name was WONDERTROLL and this song was called “Schmutzklitzen.” It was dedicated to anyone in the audience who had ever been trapped at the bottom of the Mariana trench, finding only Cthulhu and darkness. At the end of the performance I also dedicated the song to my mom who as in the audience. The singer wanted to name the song “Schmutzklitzen” after hearing the word in American Dad. I thought it sounded funny so went with it, but am literally just now finding out it means “vagina” in that episode… pretty metal I guess?

WONDERTROLL was:

Vocals - Dagon Johnson (Nathan H.)

Guitars - Cthulhu Jones (me)

Drums - Pestilence Pete (Dylan S.)