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Ever since Mister accidentally brought Lycanthropy home with him from a dangerous werewolf hunt and infected us both, I've been trying to cure it before we both turn again every Halloween. Last year it was Nepeta plant, and we ALL know how well THAT worked out.

Well, this year I figured, what's the natural enemy of werewolves? VAMPIRES! And as much as I was loathe to risk turning into a boring ol' vampire (Ooooo you've got overdeveloped canines and albinism, and you can be defeated by a slice of garlic bread, a SHARP STICK, or a sunny day, I'M SO SCARED.) I figured it was worth a shot.

Unfortunately, I mixed up some vials and ended up with Vampire Bat blood. Now poor Mister is getting TWICE as many love bites as usual >///<

My bad!

...least I'm cute. Bats are just little doggies with wings :3