sticking the crash landing (Patreon)

hi guys whatup its ya girl chaotic ramblerella here with a brand new rap all the way straight from GERMANDY where the world is narrow the streets are plastered with graffiti and the windows are doors and open from the top of the room and look like they'll just fall right flat onto the floor for some reason
but none of these are necessarily bad things

you know what else isn't necessarily a bad thing, VERTIGO. because it's like being on a boat. but i'm not on a boat. the world is my boat. and you bet your buttons we're sinking
no but for realsies my internationalventure has left me perpetually dizzy due to some inner ear atmospheric pressure rapid change thing idrget it but internet says it'll go away in a few weeks and in the mean time wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

unfortunately some combination of jet lag vertigo poor default sleep schedules and a world where not even butter stops eggs and vegetables frrom being forcibly absorbed via osmosis into the bottom of what i can only assume was once sold as a nonstick pot in the most blatant case of false advertising known to modern human history, has meant that i have actually gotten unfortunately little done since departing

nevertheless, we charge forward, simultaneously eventing and story...ing the second area.
and as far as eventing goes this is the hump to get over, kind of like the scrapyard in e17, cuz many event in puzzle, must not maplag. may maplag anyway but i'll do my best in the mean time ;~:

i was doing so welllllllll with time on this episode tooo aaaaaa
yeahyah i know it's fine i'll take as long as it needs to but NO I AM IMPATient

my shift key is broken on this laptop too so caps are cancelled
so are exclamation points
tildes get to stay though*
*except when my computer suddenly remember it's in europe and decides to replace my tilde key with some kind of corner bracket like that's the cool thing to do
"where did my tilde key go"
"it's shift+#"
"I dont hAVE A POuND KEy IT becaME A euro SyMbOL
Or a woRKiNg sHIFT KeY FOR Thaat matTER"
(^ that is the result of me holding shift down for the entire sentence. i'm so sorry)

cry me a river incorporated is proud to drown in the waters of: ame
it's six thirty am i'm never not nocturnal bye