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The Hookup Page 13 WIP (Patreon)

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2025-09-03 03:46:19
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2026-11
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All weed is plants.

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Fahlma

(I make this joke knowing almost nothing about t3h w33dz, certainly not its make-up and species) [Scribbled out pen mark]’s Tighter Whities Shoot, now this one earn its name. I called it this after we had a little group sesh with some of the boys. Not sure what got mixed in with this hybrid, but it’s got a kick of its own, so I’m keeping this strain alive as best we can. It’s known by the little white fuzz growing off the leaves, looks like frost hit the plants as winter comes in. But no frost in my green house! Anyways, dunno why it doesn’t affect everyone quite the same. Maybe it’s some tolerance thing, maybe an allergy. It’s got a kick similar to Horny Goat Weed, but some people it gives a REAL kick in the pants. We knew we had something special when [Name furiousily scribbled out] took a few hits. Effected him right away, pulled his pants off like they were on fire. The boy was rock hard and twitching in his Fruit of the Looms, couldn’t even get them down before he went off harder than Old Faithful. He was so stiff he looked like he was gonna launch them skivvies into orbit, hence the name! (We still sneak some in his bowl at random when he least suspects it, not all the time, but when he lets his guard down it’s hilarious to watch him take a hit and realize. Works every time!)

orf

I see the vision hahaha and it wouldn't be a crazy strain name!

Fahlma

Yeah, I was typing on my phone and hit enter too early at first, so I added to my vision. Me and my silly wild ideas, but hopefully it’s a fun thought for you too. Keep up the awesome work Orf!