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April Ramble 💗 (2026) (Patreon)

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2026-04-27 21:00:09
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2026-04
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This month's ramble! Just chatting about accidentally playing one of my audios in a restaurant, a big thunderstorm, my favorite neighbor (vegetable man update!), my birthday, watching Project Hail Mary (thank you to all of you who recommended it), some crazy crime stuff in places I've lived, and a quick update on my dog! Hope you all had a great month, thanks for listening 💕

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DoomslayrSC🫶🏻

YAY APRIL MY BIRTHDAY MINTH RAMBLE . Ur audios are actually amazing 💕

Callan

I also don’t like how it plays it immediately, playing it in a restaurant sounds so embarrassing

heavenlyflight

heard the word aura and shed a tear yo.

Nathan

So like imma share way too much bout my life. You have the same birthday as my aunt. And like I was gonna help her out with her baby. She doesn't trust me for good reasons thou. Also hail, imagine not having a fake summer, happening rn. It's gonna end soon, I'm terrified. Me over here like imagine playing an audio out loud. Also me playing ts off my speakers, while my roommate is here. Are you sure you didnt live in Altanta. Some guy one time pulled a gun on me i was just tryin get into an abandoned building. I need to get a dog bro. It would solve nothing, and everything. My hg's ex cheated on her so like I'm allowed to commit one crime in my small town. My depression has gone away not cause I'm mentally stable but cause I got my therapy session vinyl. I might end up canceling my subscription cause I need to go on a marching trip even though I graduated.

Valhalla

The vegetable man controls the weather

nio

That part in the movie, I had a dog named rocky so it got to me easily. Not huge on the autoplay neither, hopefully they change it back. So cool that you have chill neighbors.

Nathan

PS Bible verse of the day. "My flesh and my heart fail; But God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever." Psalm 73:26

nio

vegetable man lore goes crazy

Pathfinder

The one thing I don't like about the update is the hearts aren't red anymore for liking posts. It took me a minute to get used to it cus it made me think I didn't like a post I had previously liked. It doesn't autoplay for me at all so not sure why it does that for you. Unless its a mobile thing. Maybe Veggieman fuels his kindness from storms.... wait lol plants need water to bloom, he was recharging in the storm haha.

Sean

praying your puppy has a speedy recovery🙏🏻

Chrispy

Holy heck those are some scary things from the town you grew up in

DexHolder Red

I’m not the biggest fan of the Patreon update either. But I didn’t know seeing our notifications made the video play on your end. I doubt anyone overheard if it was placed in a restaurant. Also good to know vegetable guy is now an ally and I’m really happy to hear you’re in a more comfortable place because hearing about the previous places just sounds insane. Like did you live in Gotham City? I’m glad you had a good birthday too, turns out you and one of my best friends birthday are just few days apart from each other. Speedy recovery for AfterGrowl too ❤️‍🩹

Deliverer

Yeah the Patreon update is mad awkward. I remember a few seconds of an audio accidentally played in front of my friends like a week ago lmao

Aaron

Please tell me you're going to find a new vet. It's crazy that they were messing with her knee when it's still healing.

Josh

I love storms so much, it's cool that you get a lot and that you like them, but not cool about the planter! Hopefully it comes back into stock at some point, or you find another that you like just as much. I don't get many storms where I live, so I always savour each one; They make me and my problems feel so small in such a good way. Hearing thunder just roll across the sky, with the rain pouring and the wind howling on the other side of a window is such a cosy and comforting feeling, like nature is just doing its thing. Also awesome lore update on the vegetable man, this guy is quickly becoming an iconic staple of these rambles and I love it, he sounds so unique and yet also surprisingly kind, I'm excited to hear any updates on him next month! And I'm glad to hear you liked Project Hail Mary, I love sci-fi and space films, but this did a really good job of appealing to a much wider audience, I've heard it described as being like interstellar if interstellar was made by pixar, and I think that's very accurate lol

Austin

The audio playing by default is annoying. I’m confident it will not last.

SlipXOXO

Oof, I used to live in a bad area during my uni days so I get the paranoia… had a neighbor get stabbed and even got my wheels stolen 😭 but yeah on a lighter note, I’ve been thinking about getting a ragdoll. Still doing my research, but I get charmed every time I watch a video, they’re just way too cute lol. Hoping everything goes well with your pup 🙏

Krusty Kreme

Vegetable man is living his best life

Qohelet

I love storms, too. They’re so soothing and an incredible sight to behold. I like my birthdays mellow, too. I’m super introverted, and even though I’m pretty good at socializing, I still usually prefer to be by myself. Man, I’m glad that despite the ghetto areas you’ve lived in, nothing of the sorts that you described happened to you. You’re very blessed! No one would ever want to hurt you, Glow. 😁 It’s admirable how much you’re looking after your puppy. I’m sure it’s not easy to watch her go through that medical procedure, just like it wouldn’t be with one’s own child. She’s in very good hands under your care. Two angels under one roof. A lot has changed in my life, too. I moved to Japan and am studying at a religious school here (I’m not a Bible thumper, don’t worry), and it’s been wonderful. My personal values are much better suited here than they were in the United States. I have no intention of ever moving back. The story of how I got here is a long one though, and I’m about 95% done with the first draft of the book I’m writing about it. I hope whoever reads it gets encouraged. I also met somebody that I’m interested in, and things are promising. I haven’t made a move yet, I’m waiting until after a specific day, but I have a pretty good feeling that she’ll say yes, and even if she doesn’t, I think I’m mature enough to stay just friends with her. If something happens though, no more ASMR for me! Haha

samszellem

You actually watched project hail mary 😭🔥 I watched a post somewhere that talks about how the friendship between grace and rocky reminds us (the viewers) of the friendship we have with our pets, so you are not alone on that one.

kasper

omg! i also cried because rocky reminded me of my dog, i think he just gives off dog energy. i lost my dog about 6 months ago so it was nice to see a character that reminded me of him <3

Revok

I don't know if it's due to the update, but you need connection to check your downloads kinda beats the purpose it's stupid

Axel Von Wolfhausen

Vegetable man is slowly becoming my favorite side character.

Darko the Mapper

0:30 JEBEM IM, YES IT DOES BOTHER ME 2:25 3 years ago, when i was doing internship at hotel, there was a strong wind during the Rain that it flew off the umbrella from restaurant balcony all the way to the outside pool 3:00 No f given for mother nature's crashout 4:00 Trust me, even chillest people do that kind of stuff 6:30...Please no, not that embarresing attempt of mocking a great novel they call a movie😭 8:41 "There was lot of crime there" average american experience 10:20 Move to croatia at this point, one of most safest countries frs, besides big cities, rural towns have litearly barely any crime commited, south being being safest, especially on islands 12:05 Always listen to the surgeon, since they know what they did in operation

Darko the Mapper

7:00 SPOILERS FRO PROJECT HAIL MARY, SKIP to 8:10

Darko the Mapper

April for me: - Had to go for 4th time taking driver test, but couldnt because idiot ass me forgot my ID so couldnt Enter - working in shipyard with my dad and brother on our ship - bro and me watched Daredevil s1, goated cinema right there - Work started 3 days ago, summer Season offically started for me

Chesh1re caT

There's something oddly dissonant about your comforting voice talking about crimes and murders. Crime podcasts x Afterglow ASMR collab? That could be an idea for a halloween special you know.

Mr vengeance

Glow did you grow up in Gotham, so much crime