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June Ramble 💗 (2026) (Patreon)

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2026-06-24 18:00:17
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This month's ramble where I talk about what's new with me! It's been an action-packed week for me so I hope you guys enjoy the legendary vegetable man update (I still can not believe it), what I thought of Obsession (thank you guys for recommending it!), and other stuff like running into my ex at the grocery store and my brother visiting me

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Braden

You mean you don’t wanna be his vegetable woman? Crazy, romance is dead

Danutz

The vegetable man sounds a bit cray cray ngl.

A Rooster

Still at work so I haven’t listened yet but the usual. Song Recommendation Floaty - Foo Fighters / Edit: Kinda wished I listened to the audio before posting my recommendation I feel like I have a song with an eerie sound but I feel it has great instrumentals.

E

Your life is a sitcom

Klassic03

Stay safe out there AG. Also, ISTG sometimes I listen to other people’s lives just makes me think how much of a boring life I have😭. Like the last 3 month I have had NOTHING crazy or even mildly interesting happen LMAO. Just classes, PT-Job, and chill…💀

NamelessSoul

You’re the dolphin expert now lol. Hope your days ahead get less crazy and scary :)

Braden

Sorry it’s been a stressful time recently, please stay safe glow 🙏🏻

nio

thanks to you, i now know a bit more about dolphins. always cool to hear more about the vegetable man, hope he finds his other half🫡

Valhalla

10:28 I recommend Gats by Susumu Hirasawa from “Berserk 1997”, it’s a perfect mix of haunting and beautiful

kasper

the soundtrack for obsession is so so good, the love is in the air (i think that's what it's called) the piano part is amazing. also stay safe 🫶

Khalzone

Sorry your week has been so crazy but I'm glad there's been some good as well! I hope you continue to be well 😊

engines2k

I think its made clear as the movie goes on that Nikki didnt have feelings for Bear, but it's super cool they filmed both ways. Made the tension of the first part so effective and relatable. There were other things, like the director made the very weird faces on set first to make Nikki's actor more comfortable, where you can see they were very intentional with the filming process in order to get a compelling result. Awesome movie.

GTE

Damn bro imagine fumbling AG

jman

dude I’ve been really enjoying your rambles I’m glad i’m here to listen to a new one, you’re awesome glow!

phil

Obssession was insane. Had me thinking about it for days

Yawnzzz

glow u should try and make an audio inspired by obsession

George Washington

Thanks for the ramble glow! I’ve been a listener for about a month now and your audios have really been helping me through a rough patch in life currently so I just wanted to say thank you genuinely 🙏 also please stay safe twin

DexHolder Red

Here’s an idea Glow, how about you set up both Vegetable man and your Ex with each other since they’re both looking for dates. You could be their own Cupid 😂. Don’t worry about your rambles being boring. It’s nice to hear your thoughts on movies or books and just what’s been going on. Please stay safe too.

Sean

you were not joking at all about how crazy things have been😭 take some time for yourself if needed and stay safe too please🫶🏻

Grace

People suck, music is quite the opposite

Grace

Also the guy who voices mort in Madagascar plays Sarah’s dad in obsession

Neon Moon

Hope the rest of June and all of July are going well for you. Please take care of yourself and stay safe.

GuacaMalarkey

This sounds like a Malcolm in the Middle subplot

Gillian Lasser

Hope you're feeling better, please stay safe the internet can be a scary place 🙏

Jason Remore

Speaking as a man who’s probably a little older than most here, you should definitely keep your guard up around the vegetable man. Neither you nor your friend should ever be in a situation where you’re alone with him. He knows you see him differently than most people and he is NOT interpreting your encounters the same way you are. He knew he was going to ask you out back in April. The more encounters you two have, the more he’ll subtly escalate and try to ingratiate himself in your life. He is not seeing your encounters as innocent.

1234567981011121314

Just a few days ago I was going ask in the June q&a post if you’ve ever had issues with subscribers being weird and stalker-ish but it seemed too personal so I didn’t post the question. Hope that doesn’t happen too often.

Qohelet

Goodness gracious, I can’t believe that! I wonder what mushrooms vegetable man is growing 😂 Jokes aside, that is just straight wild to have all that happen in such a short time. I think you handled it very well though, so props to you! Speaking of music, I really liked the ambient music you used in this ramble. It’s very calming and mesmerizing, almost like floating in an icy lake at night during an aurora.

Pathfinder

Two dudes asking you out that you didn't want and both near produce, sounds to me that the universe is telling you to shift away from produce lol. Don't worry about it being boring, you rambling about books and movies is my favorite thing about these. Always enjoyable to see what people think of stories. Don't hesitate to postpone the release of some audios if you need time after dealing with stressful individuals.

Afterglow ASMR

Haha to be fair my ex is a decent person, I’m just not looking to date rn

Afterglow ASMR

Girlfriend Cooks Your Dead Decomposing Cat For Lunch ❤️

Josh

Fully agree with what everyone else is saying; the world, and the Internet especially, can be terrifying places, and people can do some weird and scary things. I hope you have good people around you who can support you in the times when things are scary/tough and are stressful, because I know how hard it can be when you feel alone and exhausted going through trying times. It's ALWAYS okay to not be okay, and make sure you have grace in letting yourself recover when you need to. Anyway, please stay safe as always 💗 I hope the legend of the vegetable man can continue in as friendly and funny a way as it started out, because BOY does he sound like an iconic side-character to have in your life, and lord knows the Vegetable Man lore updates in these rambles are just as iconic as he is at this point

CaiusPerryn

That sounds like a pair of... questionable ways to ask someone out on a date. I hope those scenarios don't get too uncomfortable for you! It'll be interesting to see if dolphin jokes and gifts start to become a recurring trend for you from your brother and his girlfriend! I'm reminded of a recent Christmas season when I received several different panda-designed gifts simply because I had introduced a few friends and family members to a series of hilarious Panda Cheese commercials ("Never Say No to Panda" - worth a look if you haven't seen them!)

SlipXOXO

Sexy birthday?? What does that even mean?!? 😭 I agree with your take on Obsession and I’m so glad you watched it! I tuned into an interview with Inde Navarrete, and she mentioned that even though the film keeps Nikki’s feelings ambiguous to Bear, she personally thinks Nikki would’ve said yes to his confession based on their conversations. Then again, if that happened, it probably wouldn’t have been a very interesting movie lol. The soundtrack is amazing tho, I even preordered the vinyl!

Chesh1re caT

What a rollercoaster of a week! This world is so crazy sometimes. Hope you're doing well and staying safe, Glow. You shouldn't worry about your rambles being boring. I personally enjoy them as they are. Hearing your opinions on random stuff is entertaining enough. So, yeah, stay safe and keep being amazing!

Chesh1re caT

Another Halloween special? Looks like I'm starting a collection here

Izzy

we need an afterglow dog ramble she sounded like she had a lot to say

Rasp

vegetable man giving you free content lol

Mozxu

Even if u think they will get boring they are atleast relaxing for us 😌

Grim!

what does having a ‘sexy birthday’ even mean? 😭😭

Deliverer

Sorry to hear about the recent stress, particularly with the subscriber. Doubt this really needs to be said, but please do whatever you need to feel comfortable and safe. On a more positive note, I was so relieved when you mentioned that you wouldn’t spoil Obsession. I’ve been trying so hard to avoid as much info about the movie as possible. Should be able to finally get around to watching it with some friends soon tho!

Crispy

I originally bought Afterglows patreon for a video I'm making. After she denied the offer, I had to go find someone else.. Yet to find such quality.

Seishiro^Isagi

Firstly, it's cool to here your daily life and and the events that go on, it's pretty cool to hear. Second, stay safe out there and keep your guard up, sorry things have been stressful, hope they get better glow.

Urban Hermit

I'm pretty sure nobody has ever been arrested for "communicating with a dolphin". (Now ALIENS - that's a different matter entirely! 😂)

lothm

"fuck dude she was a princess im going through it" and then does that? The hell is that

Phoenyck

Tbf if I had a sexy birthday, I'd tell everyone too. But seriously, stay safe Glow. Some people can't take nice people at face value and build up what those encounters mean in their head.