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July Ramble šŸ’— (2026) (Patreon)

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2026-07-28 20:00:27
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This month's ramble is hereee! Chatting about scriptwriting, cooking, my apartment, books, giving my grandma movie recommendations, and of course some updates on my wacky neighbors because that's by far the most interesting thing going on in my life right now. Hope it's entertaining, thanks for listening!!

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Charlie Hooper

looking forward to tbis one! nothing beats a post-gym ramble right :D

Callan

sorry to hear about the vegetable man being creepy, thatā€™s so sad

Xvc

Better to ghost veggie man yeah. He seemed sus from the first ramble that you talked about him, and now with him showing up again and again at your door... Stay safe out there Glow šŸŒŸ

Klassic03

Weā€™ve gotten to the point of the story where vegetable manā€™s character has taken a turn. what a plot twist LMAO. But fr tho, hopefully that situation doesnā€™t escalate. Stay safe AG.

Braden

Iā€™m sure youā€™ll be safe without us saying anything, but I still have to say please be careful! Iā€™m sorry the living situations gotten stressful now. Iā€™m about to move out of my hometown soon and I really hope I donā€™t bump into a vegetable man of my own lol.

Fried Chicken Cutlet

Are you sure you're not in real life imagining of Twin Peaks?

Qohelet

Guess some people just need to learn to take no for an answer. :( Sounds like the whole vegetable man situation has rapidly spun around from something positive and fruitful (no pun intended) to just straight-up creepy. Heā€™s persistent, Iā€™ll give him that, but a no is a no. That all being said, I commend you for not letting it derail things, as big a deal as it is. Youā€™re still keeping your place clean (I also benefit tremendously from having a clean space; it makes me want to use it more), learning new things, writing new audios, swimmingā€¦ all because you love doing it. You really know how to enjoy life, and thatā€™s wonderful!

Octonaut

The background music makes all the rambles so comfy to listen to

Matt

Hope the vegetable guy thing doesnt go any further, stay safe glow šŸ™

Braden

Oh also if your grandma likes paranormal horror, you should try ā€œOculusā€! I watched it a few years ago but I believe itā€™s produced by the same people who made paranormal activity and insidious :)

DexHolder Red

Thatā€™s disappointing to hear about Vegetable man being a creep. I would suggest ghosting him or breaking contact. I know that sounds harsh, but what you said about him. It just gives a bad gut feeling that I donā€™t think heā€™ll stop unless something is done. On a bright note here are some recommendations for movies that your grandma might enjoy:killer klowns from outer space, hellraiser and sleepaway camp. And speaking of horror, I did watch Obsession this month and really good film. But not a good one to watch late at night due to that one scene. Looking forward to all the audio ideas you have in store!

nio

really hoped the update on him wouldā€™ve been a fun one but itā€™s better to not interact if this goes on. your grandma sounds so cool to be around and she loves horror movies too which is awesome. your life could be one big show with how may things happen to you lol.

GuacaMalarkey

So keep doors locked and possibly maybe be extra aware of your surroundings cuz vegetable guy reminds me way too much of a guy that would not give up on one of my friends and she ended having to file a restraining order

Sean

that pasta sounds delicious, good luck with the bread too! I agree with your grandma about vegetable man definitely keep your distance, please do be safe and I hope you have a good rest of your week

Arlaluan73

Be careful and take care

jman

i love these rambles so much youre actually amazing glow!!!

Edgar

Vegetable man is the type of man that give us men a bad rep. Your grandma likes scary movies? She is way braver than me lol. I canā€™t sit through one without biting my fingers off. I get that about meeting normal people. I only have a small group of friends and since they are older than me we rarely are able to hang out so i have to do with my cousins and after the last time i said i was done. I am a genZ but more like a millennial except i donā€™t drink but they are genZ+ mixed with the IPad kid generation. Canā€™t wait to make some friends in the future but that will be hard with my introverted a** lol.

Neon Moon

Wow okay. Sorry about the vegetable man, but then again 'funny-wierd' can turn dangerous quite fast. So please stay safe Glow, say hi to da doggo and I hope the bread turns out just as great as your audios do.

ZeroFactr

As the old curmudgeon in the room, I saw this coming a mile away

Jason Remore

Please be safe. Growing up in the epicenter for the human trafficking in my city, where even some of the teachers, officers and hotel staff were predators, the Vegetable Man reminds me a lot of the people I saw growing up who went after young girls and when they heard no, it was seen as a challenge. Itā€™s why I left the comment I did on the last ramble. Donā€™t entertain any conversation with him. Please tell other members of your family and friends, and even your neighbors whatā€™s going on. One of the most important things you can do is have your community backing you. Make sure a few people have your location too.

Jason Remore

For scary movie recommendations, one that doesnā€™t get talked about a lot is The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh. Itā€™s not a jump scare movie, but it has a lot of good use of shadow, angles and suspense that when you turn off your tv, itā€™ll make you wonder if what youā€™re looking at is empty spaceā€¦or is there something looking back at you in the dark.

Josh

Damn I was rooting for the vegetable man to be just a fun quirky guy, but that honestly sounds like a pretty scary situation to be dealing with, hope you're staying safe as always šŸ’— Not sure how close this is to your preferred book genre, but on the topic of books and twists I LOOVE a book called Piranesi by Susanna Clarke. It's an awesome like fantasy/mystery book about a guy in an infinite house of hallways with walls filled with statues, and let me tell you the twists and turns that book takes had me thinking about it for weeks. It does have a pretty slow start, but once you're at around page 100 it takes off; I finished the rest of the book in 2 sittings once I got there, and it only got crazier as I went on. Anyway, stay safe and I hope the bread-making goes well!

Pathfinder

Lol what is it with dudes asking you out and not taking no for an answer after the first rejection. After all the crime shows I have seen, Veggieman def sounds potentially dangerous. A lot of dudes take kind rejections like a subtle "try again later" response, especially if they are delusional. That prequel story of your "author" neighbor is probably gonna be chatgpts version of his childhood lol.

Izzy

Vegetable man is a Criminal Minds unsub

Chesh1re caT

Oh, wow. That's a really creepy turn of events. I agree with everyone here: you'd better stay as far away from the vegetable man as possible. What you're telling us about him isn't funny or quirky anymore. I'd say it's downright dangerous. Anyways, I hope you and your puppy are safe and sound. And I'm excited for the upcoming audios!

lothm

I mean the veggie guy already seemed VERY sketch but this confirms it xd

ChocolateFalcon

If your grandma hasnā€™t seen Backrooms, that was an interesting one.

Deliverer

Iā€™m gonna second what Jason Remore said. Even if youā€™re not sure if the vegetable man is dangerous, the odds arenā€™t looking good so itā€™s best to treat him like he is and tell anyone youā€™re comfortable telling about it. Even guys that seem normal and kind can turn out to be dangerous, so itā€™s really better to be safe than sorry here. Also Iā€™m about to make a few assumptions, so sorry if any of them are wrong, but Iā€™d suggest maybe starting to be more blunt when rejecting people and straight up telling them youā€™re not interested in them. It kinda sounds like you default to something along the lines of ā€œIā€™m not looking to date right now,ā€ whichā€”while not always maliciousā€”a lot of guys will take as ā€œoh sheā€™s not disinterested in me, she said right now so I just need to keep trying until sheā€™s ready.ā€ That might be why your ex asked you out again, and I positive that the vegetable man either thinks youā€™re playing hard to get or thinks he can bother you enough that it wears you down into giving him a yes. Anyways, sorry that this all happened, I hope next month is more purely positive for you

K1934

U helped out a lot of lads a work with am in the British military and they listen to u big thanks

Dez

Please be careful about what you post, just on the off-chance unwanted people irl happen to be listeners

Urban Hermit

Thanks for the ramble, Glow! I always look forward to them! Happy to hear that you made a new friend, at the restaurant. And as for Vegetable Man - let's just say that I think your instincts are correct and you should listen to them. I hope you stay safe and happy! (Also, I promise that this comment is 100% human-generated, with no AI assistance whatsoever! Unlike your neighbor's literary efforts! šŸ™‚)

Krustacion_Playz

Can't say I'm surprised about vegetable man, but that still blows. Please stay safe Glow šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™

Brandon R

That was my thought too tbh

NamelessSoul

Iā€™m watching this at night and I fear this vegetable man is going to appear in my dreams and turn them into nightmares šŸ«Ŗ

Steve Malkowski

I'll be in California in a few days. I'm going to deal with this "vegetable man" myself. Stay safe in the meantime šŸ™

heavenlyflight

IF YOURE TAKING BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS I might have said this before I canā€™t recall BUT The Midnight Library by Matt Haig is a spectacular read in my opinion if you havenā€™t already! Now that Iā€™m saying it I think I have mentioned it before but honestly itā€™s worth reiterating that book was stellar

Valhalla

Bro lives in Evil Mister Rogerā€™s Neighborhood

Simon R.

I know Iā€™m a little late to the party, but Iā€™m honestly a little dumbfounded that the extent of the advice is mostly stay away. He knows where you live. He clearly has no problem coming to your apartment when you donā€™t show up where he wants you to. At this point I would already be going to the police or at least tell him that if he doesnā€™t stop, you are going to. People (especially those that might be mentally unstable) can be really dangerous, so staying away sometimes just isnā€™t enough as mean as it soundsā€¦ Maybe Iā€™m too harsh, but I feel safety takes priority in cases such as this.