[M4M] A Relaxing Boyfriend ASMR But The Script Is Shit (Patreon)

You know what, guys? Writing is a lot of hard work, so I have decided to prioritize quantity over quality and deliver to you (a mistake that should experience the business end of a flamethrower before any shred of love) a script of great quality created to please my corporate overlords and my executive shareholders (me)!

Okay, in case it wasn't obvious by now,

THIS VIDEO IS A JOKE PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO RELAX