(a) Toast (to) the competition (Patreon)

 Nothing  tastes sweeter than drinking (with) the competition, knowing you're so  much more powerful than they could ever dream of. And you're bigger than  them as well. On the plus side: the tinies get to bathe in champagne  and are probably too drunk to really get scared. They'll probably enjoy  the big, wet waterslide they're in for and can then sleep it off in a  warm, soft, squishy place before they have to figure out how to get out.