ADVENTURE SKELETONS (Patreon)

YOU'RE A SKELETON. You're on an adventure. People keep hitting you and your bits keep flying off, but you're having a good time. 

(This game was originally written in a slightly different format for Chris Longhurst's Kickstarter, Tales of the Talking Skeletons. Unfortunately, Chris' Kickstarter didn't fund. We figured that it was a shame to lose the game, so we talked to Chris and he agreed to us releasing it publicly in lieu of our fee.)