Halloween Needs to be Twice as Long! [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES] (Patreon)

I figured it out. Welcome Mathewson has devised a foolproof plan to save lives and make people happier—by making October twice as long. It’s simple: nerds and incels are too busy watching shitty horror movies in October to commit mass shootings. Plus, nobody wants to remember September anyway (9/11 and that Green Day song—come on). It’s time for a national change. Fuhgeddaboudit.

Amazing cover of "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by  @Virtualgranddad  https://youtu.be/Iih0dCaR6w4?si=f0fe8GD7OB8RzWjQ

From the Movie Slob Archives: EXTRAS – Originally uploaded 09/06/23