Chapter 50 - Who are the Tholians? (Patreon)

I watched in disbelief as Deep Space 9 became hardcore gay midget porn with a clown and circus theme, and not just gay midget porn with humans, no, but hardcore gay midget porn with little Klingons and little Romulans and little Cardassians, etc., all ass banging each other. I’m pretty sure Tholians didn’t even have penises and assholes as they were a crystalline-based non-humanoid species, but there they were with little orange crystal penises. Q really did have a sick sense of humor.

It was the filthiest shit I’d ever seen as it got more and more fringe and gonzo the further I went into the later seasons. I fast-forwarded hours at a time and it was more and more gay midget porn. There was hundreds of hours of the stuff.