Chapter 28 - Introducing the New Computer Voice, Scarlett Johansson! (Patreon)

“Scarlett, initiate interface with my armor and omni-tool systems,” I ordered. When silently prompted I entered my access codes and a bevy of other security scans were done on me before the connection was allowed.

“Interface established,” my computer reported in a sexy, smoky voice.

One of my recently completed projects had required that I interface with Earth's historical archives. My computer's female voice on the Temptress wasn't bad, per se, and was certainly better than Starfleet’s standard computer voice, but the actress Scarlett Johansson from my time had just the sexiest fucking voice that you wouldn't mind hearing all day long. Do you know how often I spoke with my computer? Well, it was a lot, and having a sexy voice to listen to made it better.

Using several of her acting roles from this time and a few movies I had had in my old apartment for voice samples, Iron Man 2 and Lucy, it had been easy to compile a full voice matrix and use that for my computer's voice here on the island, in my office on the station, on my omni-tool and armor, and on The Flighty Temptress. I had even programmed the computer to respond to the name 'Scarlett' the same way 'computer' had worked before. Thankfully, it wasn’t a very common name anymore.

My girls had given me quite the stink eye the first time they'd heard Scarlett's sexy smoky voice responding to one of their inquiries on my ship. I just laughed at their reaction; they didn’t mind me sleeping with other women, but a sexy computer voice got me the stink eye? Life was strange sometimes. Her voice matrix was so good the computer's responses sounded downright conversational, instead of robotic and cold, like you often saw in the shows.