Chapter 35 - The Rules of the Bro Code (Patreon)

“You know, where his royal harem is housed, the mother voles of his great armies; please keep up, Kira,” Gothic explained, acting mock annoyed at all the interruptions. “Seeing the King in the middle of a royal breeding orgy, I, of course, being both a gentleman and a true Bro, temporarily extended the Bro Code to the vole species and waited for him to finish banging his harem,” at this Gothic paused very dramatically, as if waiting for his audience, “before I then killed him and his harem quite efficiently while they basked in the afterglow. You could not ask for a better death, my friends.”

“Amen, brother Gothic. You gave him a good end,” Quark solemnly acknowledged.

“Amen, brother Gothic,” Dax intoned in turn, having been a man (and a Bro) in several previous lives. She understood the Bro Code and lived by its sacred tenants when she could.

Looking around as if they were all crazy, Kira burst, “By the Prophets, what are you all talking about, Gothic? What is this ‘Bro Code?!’”

“It’s the golden rule of the Bro Code, Nerys,” Gothic solemnly explained. “It is one of the fundamental guiding principles by which all Bros live. A Bro shall not cock block another Bro, so say we all!”