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Published:
2023-10-22 20:15:08
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2026-06
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Commissioner Sarsuk's head is in a jar like one of the presidents in Futurama.

But now, he works at a bar. He can't be the bartender since he's got no arms and can't mix drinks, but surely he could do something else.

What?

Comments

Pickles

He'd be like the Ronald Regan TV head in Back to the Future 2. On a rail, sliding back and forth, only taking orders.

Startide

Everyone just insults him and he insults them back, and bar customers participate in insult-off contests with Sarsuk. (If you want to get even more ridiculous, a rap battle between Sarsuk and one of the more lyrically gifted bar customers). Could also have something like The Roast of Sarsuk every weekend.

Edolon

Wouldn’t he just be taking drink orders and overseeing the slaves to do the work? But ya not sure it’s possible to make an exiting story out of that … Unless maybe it’s possible to make something counter Ashuks’s story? Like the saves don’t listen or something? Probably not exiting but go along with futurama’s idea he somehow gets a robot boady ?

ArcadeDragon

He is the drink. Like the Tequila they serve you south of the border with snakes or scorpions in the bottle.

Jonas

He listens to patrons' troubles, provides dry, sarcastic life advice that he pretends is original and profound but absolutely read in some self-help book, and occasionally lets them take selfies. For extra tips he'll make a menacing "eat you" snarl for the camera.

Kit Foxboy

The bouncer. Less a menacing, imposing physical deterrent and more like a hall monitor. He will yell at you so hard! Not very useful to the bar, but isn't giving someone confidence and purpose it's own reward?