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Sizing up Saffron 💦

  • Human-sized 🍆 – just a normal dick, nothing crazy 2
  • Thick & fun 😏 – bigger than human, noticeable, perfect for teasing 19
  • Huge & unmissable 💥 – fantasy-sized, can’t ignore it 5
  • Monster-tier 😳✨ – absolutely enormous, fully over-the-top cartoon chaos 2
  • 2026-01-16
  • 28 votes
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Content

Hey Troublemakers 💖We’re introducing my cousin Saffron soon, and I want to make sure she’s just the right kind of fun for you.How big and bold should she be? Your votes will help me shape her look — from “realistic” to “oh wow, that’s definitely impossible” 🐰

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