How do I clean up Saffron's mess?! (Patreon)

As you all know, Saffron invited me to her gig… 💜

and apparently I’m not just here to watch 😇

She’s got me on “cleanup duty” while the band’s playing, which sounded fine at the time…

…until I realised just how busy she gets on stage.

Like seriously, it’s non-stop, and now I’m left holding way more than I was prepared for while she’s jumping around like nothing’s happening 😭

We can’t exactly have everything piling up on stage, so now I’ve got a decision to make…

Do I tie them off and toss them into the crowd like some kind of very questionable balloons…

or do I… deal with it myself?

I mean… there is a lot 😌💦

…you’re all very quiet when I actually need help, you know that? 💜