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The Jason Ellis Show returns with a brand new show! We kick it off discussing what it would be like if we knew afterlife is awesome, What if bad people are reincarnated as flies and good people are butterflies, Kevins electric toothbrush is too intense, We discuss te outcomes of this weekend's UFC 275,  Weight division potentials to break records, Kevin's history with strip mall dojos, We analyze Kevin's potential new Sensei and much more in this very funny episode!

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Mark

Loved it 💯

Matt K

Tully it could of been a bean sprout.

Braydon Addison

Man the nice lady part of the intro sucks balls. It ruins the flow of the song and just sounds stupid. You should just make a new intro instead if you aren't going to be calling my mom a hoe.

Hurts2Brown (Go Birds)

Yeah Jason, Trumps going after Beiber 🤦‍♂️ more like reaction to 💉but we won’t go there

King in Canada

Why doesn't Kevin just go down to the YMCA and join a Kendo class, it's literally everything he wants.

Matt K

Him and his wife both had Covid fairly recently. Beat down immune system let the shingles virus get out of control. But sure, believe the conspiracy

Brian

Sensei Chadwick Minge’s middle-aged mutant ninja camp is too good not to exist. You guys riff hard!

Matt K

My brother and his friends built some pipe bombs as teenagers. Guy ended bringing one into town and they got caught setting it off in a field.

Dick Stickington

Hey Ellis the fact that your daughter wants you to buy her, her first car means she will remember it forever! Dosent matter how big of a shitbox it is that memory of it and you buying it for her will stick for life. 🤟👍love yah bro!

Braydon Addison

It's Almost like that's what comments are for...

Slater McLaughlin

Kevin, it's "Champing at the bit" not chomping. You've used that 3-4 times lately and I figured you'd rather say it right. Edit: Matt I know the bastardized spelling is gaining traction. Thst doesn't make it any less dumb it just makes more people sound dumb saying it that way because they think it's OK.

Anti-Toxin

In your heart of hearts, do you actually believe that?

Anti-Toxin

Everything evolves. Look at the English language in England vs the United States of America. Americans must all look like idiots.

Alex De Marco

"I'll piss my pants in a waterfall I don't give a fuck." = That's a button.

Azotus Skater

”Champ” is an older, more formal word that means to gnash or chew on something (as a horse would a bit), but we don't use champ much in American English. We are more likely to use the more informal word chomp, which is probably why people remember the phrase incorrectly