Audio - The Jason Ellis Show - 05.03.2023 (Patreon)

Today we have a very funny brand new episode of The Jason Ellis Show! We break in the new fog machine & have a funny intro blooper, Sexy talk: "I got more for yah", Jason on singing in a Liquid Death commercial, Singing in front of people, Portland stuff ahead of this weekend's Rip City Comedy Fest, Kneed pads for Portland: Why?, Anthony Kedis and Steven Tyler's statutory rape pasts, Minimum Marriage age by state, Child labor age, 16 year old getting married, Steven Tyler kicking game, The many aesthetics of Zepplin, How would the Vagina be improved upon?, Old pussy slang, Necroleprochaun, Bruce Jenner's disappearing act, Jason's take on influencers, Willy Nelson's 90th, New Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees, Quicksilver tossing out Tony Hawk's memorabilia, Keeping or letting go of sentimental objects, Are Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey related?, Woody balls, Tucker Carlson's problematic texts, Online weatherman threatens children who knock, Henry RollinsHenry Rollins loves and hates to talk, LL Cool J " Get these balls", Will Pendarvis goes back to his old station, Old People public sex tales, Woman's legs fail her as baby rolls away, Jason learns Queen Latifah is The Equalizer, Jason explains The Equalizer to Tully, Big girl back rolls of chaos, Guy who killed a scammer on a date, Giant dildo surgery, Hancock explained, Poopy neighbors and more!