Hot Fudge Lugia (4 min. Fat fur WG audio com.) (Patreon)
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Audio com for Kinachi the Lugia with Hot fudge that's gone way out of hand !
The audio enters with Kinachi in the back kitchen of his bakery after hours. He’s currently wrapping up casting a spell on a lone mason jar sitting on the countertop.
“Aaaaand… done! Hopefully this spell works… having a perpetually full jar of hot fudge means no more buying that overpriced stuff anymore. Borderline scam prices… oh, it’s working!”
The jar begins filling with hot fudge, appearing from seemingly nowhere. But soon, the fudge reaches the top of the jar, and starts overflowing and oozing onto the counter.
“Uhhhh… okay, you can stop filling up now, you’re overflowing… shoot shoot shoot, it’s getting all over…”
Kinachi picks up the jar, and audibly gives a few heavy gulps as he drinks down some of the hot fudge, buying some time as the jar starts filling again
“Huff… bhwurp… I need something better to contain this… ah! The buckets…”
Footsteps can be heard as Kinachi walks over to grab a large plastic bucket. He takes a few more gulps of the fudge along the way, letting out another belch. He places the jar inside the bucket, but notices the jar is overflowing quicker now into the bucket
“Oh gods, you’re kidding me… it’s accelerating now as well!? Why isn’t this stopping? The spell should make it stop filling the container once it’s full!”
Heavy dripping and plops can be heard now, as the bucket is now overflowing with a steady flow of hot fudge onto the floor.
“Great, now I guess I’m the damage control lugia as well…”
He picks up the bucket, spilling thick fudge all over his belly as he tilts it up to his face. Heavy, large, and thick gulps can now be heard as he chugs even more of the fudge. As he pulls the bucket away, he gasps and lets out a long, low, deep belch. He surveys the kitchen and shuffles around. His footsteps are heavier now, and his belly is audibly sloshing with each movement
“There’s gotta be something else that can contain this until I can stop this…. bhHHUURRRRPP… great, it’s overflowing again…”
He shifts again, his footsteps sounding messy as they plap onto the growing pool of hot fudge on the floor. He tilts the bucket up and chugs even more, making a mess of himself in the process. He lets out an even lower, more gluttonous belch this time.
“Guh… this is making a total mess… there’s gotta be… oh! The bulk ingredient drums! I’ll just use one of those, they’re huge…”
His steps are slow and heavy now, the messiness of the floor being heard with every heavy step he takes. His belly is now also sloshing VERY audibly with each step, with occasional deep belches as he walks
“Alright, in you go…”
He drops the bucket into the 55 gallon drum, but the rate at which the fudge is filling it increases yet again
“Of course… it’s filling it faster again. Why can’t this magic ever just work? ghhWUURPp… Well… I guess the only hope of containment left is this gut of mine… In I go~”
He dunks his head into the drum of hot fudge, gulping as fast and heavy as he can. After a few gulps, he surfaces his head and lets out an extremely extended and heavy belch, before panting and dunking his head back in. After a few more gulps, he surfaces again.
“Huff… hffff…. I can’t…. gHHWUURRPp… keep up… it’s just… bhhWOOUURPP… too much… Gotta reposition…”
The lugia shifts his weight around the barrel, his gut sloshing like a tanker full of goop now. But, with all the fudge on the floor, he slips and spills the entire drum of fudge all over himself and the floor. In the process, the original glass jar shatters, causing the spell to halt
“Are you… bhWURpp… kidding me? All I… hfff… ghHWWUURRRPpp…. Had to do was… hfff… break the jar!?”
The lugia groans and shifts his weight on the floor, causing his huge gut to slosh and gurgle as he pants and belches
“I’ll just… bhWWURRPp… clean all this up tomorrow… or… whenever I can move again… GHHUUURRRPPpphh….”
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Audio Com for Kinachi
Story writttne by Kinachi
Sound and VA by J.Fiera/CK-19