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We truly don’t want to inflict the curse of this image upon our loyal Patreonites, but since several of you have requested the haunting photo we mentioned in our episode “Valley of the Sex Dolls” we will reluctantly post it.

Thank you or sorry that happened to you binchie Ezmeralda…


The homemade sex doll in question:



Comments

Nisha

vomit

alexis

oh my fucking GODDDDD

soph

AHHHH

flossie

i am coming down off an acid trip this was the worst notification i couldve clicked on

Sheridan

This is the bad place I think

Liv

MY EYES

bela

nightmare inducing

naleen

oh this is sick

Layla

i’m high rn and this is a nightmare

helenaxofficial

Somehow this is even worse than I imagined it would be 🤡

Becca

THE WAY I JUST LET OUT THE MOST VIOLENTLY GASP

Josefina Troncoso

I just finished listening to the bit about the sex doll and thought “oh I wonder if they’re gonna put it on Instagram tomorrow?” so I feel like I accidentally manifested this photo into Patreon… Jesus what the fuck

Kate Ledvina

I hate it I hate it I hate it

alexaaaAAAHHHH

havent listened to the episode yet now i’m worried

rachel

this is going to haunt my nightmares tonight and every night for the rest of my life

Delaney MT

this is so much worse than anything i could’ve imagined

Katie Kuo

What in the fresh hell….

Emma

Oh that’s not-

Haven Patrick

oh my god it's the hat man's girlfriend

Lauren

OH MY GOD

Maddie G

The way my roomie and I screamed when we got this email notification

Ryan Setchel

haven’t even heard the ep yet and now i’m scared to linse

Katy

🫥

✨

Omg that IS A REALLY YOUNG CHLOE GRACE

Quinn

Oh…………..

Haley Raymond

ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAN I EXPECTED

isabel

why's there only one boob?

Kay

Damn I haven’t listened to the ep yet and. I doubt there’s much more context regardless but jfjfjfjj oh my god

Darilyn

we all paid our girlies money to be shown this image

Hannah

That face looks WAY too young

Audrey Jones

i changed my mind about the death penalty.

Haley Raymond

should not have viewed while eating

Gabby Jones

This stopped me right in my tracks in the middle of the sidewalk

chessie

absolutely not

Brooke

MUCH to consider

yasmine

the long limbs WHYY

Hollie Martin

this is SO much worse that i could’ve ever imagined.

Samantha

This is the stuff of nightmares. A haunting image

shif

this is much worse than anything i imagined 😭😭😭

juliette

haunted by this

Leana

this is one of the worst things I have ever seen in my life

Sam

stop it right now

Olivia

There's no fucking way this is an actual image

Olivia

This is just unbelievable

Sofia

the singular boob is sending

Natalie Lawrence

I am.... Horrified. Holy hell.. I'm actually glad you posted the pic because I do now understand how awful this actually is

Carlee Knott

Nooooooooooo 😭 I wasn't prepared

Kira

MY FRIENDS POINTED OUT THAT THE PICTURE IS DEF OF A SMALL GIRL’S FACE

Leela

I’m pretty sure Chloe was ELEVEN in that photo this is horrendous

Parker

At the gym listening to the episode and opened this cursed image and I’m so terrified that the person on the machine behind me saw this. Why tf did I think it was a good idea to open this in public

Emily Kane

this was so much worse than I could have ever imagined

Harriet Y

Instant regret…

Vega Gullette

Throwing up. Throwing the hell up

Abigail Junae

HOLY SHIT. The fact it looks as if it’s wearing a diaper doesn’t help the young picture of Chloe. My curiosity is satisfied but my soul is uneasy LOL

em

this image accosted me

Kae

???????????

A

Where did the other boob go

Mic

my morbid curiosity is so glad you guys shared that but my god……

Caroline Godard

I genuinely feel like you need to delete this

Shelby Bates

Abolition for eveyone but this man

Erika Wegscheider

I just don’t understand how anyone could stay horny looking at this

Delaney

I have a broken rib but i’m laughing so hard and can’t stop fucking hell

Caroline Murrell

that’s literally a child’s picture i’m sick

Kaley Alness

This is somehow worst than i expected

Emily Bruns

My therapist will be hearing about this

Samantha

Honestly back an hour later because I haven't stopped thinking about this. This sex doll will go viral

vin

oh !

d

the surgical glove vagina will haunt me for years to come.

Lucia M

can not emphasize enough how much I hate this :)

Ashlynn Long

the chloe grace moretz face … the surgical glove vag … I will never trust a man again

rachael

oh no thank you

Emily

Holy fuk

G

all the tissues littered around it 😭

Chloe Bryan

This was so much worse than I thought

Naomi Nice

Opened this while watching the Alex g tiny desk concert do you think I’ll always associate them together

kam

im fucking CRYING

Rachel Jacob

is that a child??? 🧍🏻‍♀️

baby.yogurt

having not listened to the ep yet I could not be more disturbed and confused.....this is sick and twisted

Valeria Reynosa

The more I look at it, the more confused and scared I get

Valeria Reynosa

anyone got holy water or bleach to wash my eyes with?

maggie prider-wint

no because i SWORE you guys were exaggerating how bad it was…. i will never doubt you ladies again.

Neil Bradley

Oh my god it’s worse than I imagines

Brooke

i think this is fake :( the image shows up on reddit and 4chan

elleri

i bet that fucking stinks too 💀

Wormie

RAAAAAAH WTF

Binchtopia

Ezmerelda did say he was a frequent poster on both of those sites :/// I think it may be the original unfortunately 😭

Allison

The image of a CHILD’S face………..

Lia Slaystress

I woke up TO A FUCKING WARZONE WHAT IS THIS. I am scared for my life

Zoe

Havent linsend to the ep yet i am now SO scared

Giulianna Guerrera

Wow, he was really setting unrealistic body standards here

Clodagh

I opened the patreon email at work on full brightness I feel like I’m gonna die 😭

Julia

Lmao I fully opened this horrifying picture ON THE SUBWAY pray for me

Laura Gallagher

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isø

This was the first thing I saw when I woke up and checked my phone and now I can’t stop seeing it in my head!!!’ Genuinely haunting cursed image I will never forget

Dolly

Looking on tineye, you can find traces of this picture back to 2009 (chloe grace moretz was TWELVE YEARS OLD), i dont know how old Ezmeralda is so maybe the timeline does match up but i think her ex bf sent her a fake picture

jen

this is poughkeepsie tapes

Amanda Schlitt

The way I wanted to see the photo, then saw the photo and instantly regretted seeing the photo 💀

Tearah Harrigan

NOTHING could’ve prepared me for this.

Larissa

It’s giving high school frog dissection

ssteph

i will never be the same

Abbey W

say psych right now 💀

Allison M

Esmeralda, the FBI could not have water boarded this information out of me😭😭😭😭

Natalie Deda

I don’t think my soul has ever left my body so quickly, girl how did you not call the police

M

Seeing this before even listening to the episode and I am confused 🥲🥲🥹

kate scollins

The viewer discretion was not enough I need to wipe my memory after seeing this

Luteal Swan

Immediately going in the group chat

Sedona Steffens

after seeing this i am really convinced there’s no hope for most men unfortunately

Sar

this made me become a patron i just needed to know

JK

the way it was splayed out is truly terrifying💀

Olivia Lesch

This fr what I felt like after getting my IUD

Maya Matlack

Lol where were you when Julia and Eliza posted the homemade sex doll to the Patreon I’ll never forget

Researcher

There’s something wrong with the Y chromosome.

Emmy

this feels more like birth control than a sex toy holy shit

claire b

YOURE KIDDING

Janie Olivia

Oh the long ass arms and legs are fucking HAUNTING

Emilie

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Megan

Oh my god you guys were right. It’s so much worse than I thought.

Vanessa Rae

What the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭

Tess Knoll

i actually shrieked. out loud. it’s horrifying and i no longer have any hope left for men

Tessa

sorry but if my partner had made this it would truly be curtains for me 🫡🫡🫡

Gwen

I haven’t listened to the episode yet but is this a child’s face on this goddamn thing??

jordan zajonc

all this episode did for me was confirm my thoughts about men

Tessa Yeo

i could have NEVER imagined this

Haley

We are in HELL

leah lewis

I didn’t expect the young photo of chloe grace moretz to be … THIS young

Ben LaVigne

wow this is so much worse than i imagined

aysha

oh

Ava

If I saw this irl I would have to murder the culprit for the sake of humanity.

Marissa

I will never be the same

Tate Cohen

So what are you going to say at my funeral now that you’ve killed me

Tate Cohen

Are y’all gonna pay for our therapy after this or what

Alyssa Hudkins

Nothing could have prepared me for this

Manon

Bro WHY did he use a tween Chloe grace Mortez face y’all are gonna need to pay for my therapy

Valeria Reynosa

Therapist: the binchtopia patreon sex doll isn’t real, it can’t hurt you binchtopia patreon sex doll:

Haley Kraus

This reminds me so much of the photo of the woman stolen from her grave and covered in plaster of paris and wax by a man (Karl tanzler) that was obsessed with her. Do not google it I am so traumatized by this

Cate

My jaw is on the floor.

kerrie

this sent me into fight or flight

kerrie

prayers for ezmeralda

holly

if i saw this irl i would legitimately need to be institutionalized!!!! like? send me to the ward

kerrie

I was just ab to say ik he was in high school but that pic of her looks YOUNG then eliza said it a second later….

Aura

this is proof that men hate women

Emma Willis

I REDOWNLOADED PATREON TO SEE THIS

Ana Vargas

I’m seriously in need of a palate cleanser for my eyee

Allie

Offering free pastoral care to all who have been deeply impacted by this terrifying image

Ali Cribb

questioning my will to live in the cvs parking lot after seeing this

Amanda Crampton

I’ve seen this on reddit before but with a different face 🤔

Sydney Adams

I can’t believe I subscribed for this (yes I can)

alannah notley

Omg no…. She is TOO YOUNG in this photo it’s giving pedophilia

alannah notley

So she dated him AFTER she saw this…..???

Aleksa

sorry I can’t be her

cass

Oh my fucking god

cass

Chloe is wayyyyy too young in that photo

Dorottya Ágoston

To think that this was the FIRST THING i saw this morning when i woke up… the first thing i lay my eyes on — i will never recover

isabella rose

apologies to everyone sitting behind me in lecture 😭😭😭

Amy

No.

Danielle

No chance this is less shameful than one’s own hand

Rokhaya Wade

To add insult to injury the sex doll looks like it’s wearing a diaper

Aiyana

I will no longer be eating my Taco Bell fiesta burrito 🤢

Olivia Holst

god this is the first thing i saw this morning and i'm still thinking about it

merekenn

I was not ready

Jacqueline

at first i forgot what the point of a sex doll is and thought "well it's not that horrifying it's just a very badly made representation of a person" and then i realized this man was literally FUCKING A PILE OF TRASH

Meredith Floyd

just GASPED at work and the people around me asked what’s wrong i’ve never turned my phone over faster omg i almost got a quick trip to an HR meeting

Meredith Floyd

i feel like that picture of lisa simpson where she’s just like 😦

Meredith Floyd

men are so fucking unwell and i’ve never been more convinced

marilyn

Oh dear god this just made me so fucking nauseous

matheson

wow. and he did make love to that doll. and posted it in a discord server???

Sedona Steffens

now adding “sex doll” to my list of red flags without context

madison murphy

Who’s face is that. Does she know about this? She would not approve I’m sure

cowboyvenus

the scream that I scrumpt

teenygrub

it makes me feel like that one photo where everything looks familiar but you can’t actually tell what anything is

Darell Hawley

I envy the woman I was before I saw this

madeleine

literally opened this on the dc metro on the way to my federal job… eliza this one’s for you

Leslie Estrada

My stupid brain just NEEDED to see this…I will never forgive myself

Ella Speer

can't believe I just joined the patreon for this

kieran

EVILLLLLLLL

Ella

I’m fucking sick wtf

Kendall

But they likely “didn’t have time to do the dishes” that day

Hannah Abram

I became a patron just to see this…..worse than I could have ever imagined

Senda

YESSS THIS IS WHAT I JOINED PATRON FOR

Kelly McKeough

I knew how bad it was and my mind still could not conjure up something as bad as this omfg

liz

oh. my. god…..

jen

this is my afghanistan

Amanda Shelton

Yet another unrealistic body standard I will never be able to live up to :/

Sol

Incarcerate this man.

Izzy Conlon

It’s giving Jay from bigmouth but so much worse…

Stephanie W

The way it’s SPRAWLED????? 🔥🔥🔥

Mae Hickey

i’m genuinely so confused about what/how this is made

Mae Hickey

like what is the blue thing? a rubber glove? why so much tape? i need answers

Alexis Sammon

Showed this to my boyfriend and he’s SEEN IT BEFORE, am I single now?

mackenzie

this is actually crazy oh my god

Eva Bijlsma

At what point did he decide like yes this is done, no more notes, this works.. one boob is plenty

emilee ann

just had to send this to my friend who isn’t a patron and i felt like a freak just taking a screenshot please 😭😭

kiki

NOOOOOO

lisa

STOPPP

Hannah C

So much worse than I ever could have imagined 😭😭

Kenah Fuller

I will never be the same again….

Jordan

I cannot unsee this

Lily

I've felt an indescribable weight in my chest since the moment I saw this photo

Dominique Gonzales

My boyfriend just gave me the recipe for homemade pocket pussy: first, get a Pringle container. Next get two sponges & obtain a rubber glove. Put the glove between the two sponges in the can, fingers in the can stretch the wrist of the glove around the top of the can. Enjoy.

Juanita Ebbs

I can’t believe I got this notification in my emails

Caroline Collins

Sleeping w the lights on tonight thanks to this

kerrie

men are fucking disgusting and insane this corroborates the tweet that men should start in prison and prove their way out

Lozzygab

It’s so much worse than I thought

Jo

Literally nothing could have prepared me for this I’m so serious

Maggie Asher

The one bob is haunting me. That is up there with the Greg Davies special nightmares

Catie

Y’ALL i got the email while i was at work and when i read “CURSED image” i knew. i KNEW what it was. and yet i couldn’t help myself, i opened it at my desk and sat there with my mouth hanging open for a full minute. the fear this would strike into my heart if i saw it in person. i think i would simply pass away

Abby

that is….so bad

Frenki

this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me and it didn’t even happen to ME

amelie

jail

sophie

This is most haunting 😭😭😭

Rommy P

She fucked him AFTER seeing this???

Emily Gibson

Esmeralda deserves compensation for this trauma. terrifying. hope this man has found therapy or a single titty queen

Hanna Richter

HELP LMAO I WILL NEVER RECOVER💀 it’s somehow worse than you described

Riley Anton

please i showed this to my boss (who is also a family friend and bestie) and she shivered and told me to go home for the day LMAO

Juliet Deane

i fee like i should be on a list for having seen this

Tiffany Peña

i never could have imagined how bad this was TY for sharing

Sarah

Sending this in the gc to ruin everyone’s day

Amelia

Showed my boyfriend who was unfazed. My concern 📈

R

Showed my bf this and after we shared in the horrors he asked "who is that girl in the cut out face" and while i proceeded to wrack my brain for chloe grace moretz's name, he read further and exclaimed "OH binchie ezmeralda.. she's an actress right? i think i've heard of her..." but pronouncing binchie ezmeralda as if it was a french actress name... crying... binchie ezmeralda you will always be famous

Cassie Hudson

Literally listening to the part about the image reveal and I had to know what it was ….. WHAT THE FUCK

Brianna

I don't understand how this could be any better than just... a hand. Crying and throwing up.

Zyla Zody

This is my Vietnam

Boodles

I hate this I hate this I hate this

Stina Olsson

Imagine airdropping this on the subway just to see what happens

brooke

ok so i made the mistake of finding what year that photo of chloe grace moretz was taken and it was 2008…she is literally 11 years old in that photo 🤢

Aimee Allen

The issue is that the part of the doll that is the vagina is so forward facing, unfortunately I cannot get the term “prone pussy” out of my head. There’s no mystery or implication it’s just a hole

Emma

hey girl! you have to delete this ❤

Linnea Lofchie

You guys NEEED to chat abt Bigfoot lockless monster etc!!

Life is Peachy

The poor mother like what do you say when you find that

Mia

Started watching Dave S3E9 entitled Dream Girl and had to SPRINT to the patreon.............. just finished watching this wildly terrifying but insightful episode PLS tell me other binchies have seen this!!

Erin Lunde

Takes me to a place of 9/11

Jessica Kennedy

I guess ms mortez is in a new movie but I don’t think I’d be able to stomach it

Dalton Sedlacek

Holy shut this is so much worse than I was picturing

alexis

NOOOOOOOOOO

Hadley Hegg

This made me physically ill

Veronica

I’m finally on the patreon and can tell you that the mailbox moment is a SCAM. This photo was posted on Reddit 13 years ago with a different face. Young Chloe Moretz was edited on

Lacey Koch

I watched it right after listening and I was like 😮 what a coincidence. It’s exactly spot on with some of the reviews of the dolls they read.

alyssa

Me opening this full brightness on a plane

mari !

OH MY GOD

mari !

WHATHWFUCK

Thea Frances Ramirez

Subscribed to the Patreon after listening since 2020 and WTF IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Caylee

ACCIDENTALLY OPENED THIS (late listening to the ep earlier today and had to see the reference image) IN FRONT OF A GUY I’M SEEING WHEN I WENT TO SHOW HIM THE POD

Jade Sutton

That is a child I’m sorry wtf

Megan

i subscribed just for this and after the second-hand trauma of this photo, i think 10% of the proceeds from new patreonites who subscribed just for this photo should go to binchie ezmerelda’s therapy......... god speed binchies

Monica

Ezmerelda is truly gods strongest soldier, may therapy help her!!!

kenna

this is SO MUCH WORSE than I could’ve IMAGINED

Kaylee

i listened to this episode when i didnt have patreon and now i went back in the feed to find this and ... it was not what i was expecting ... this is criminal

Kacie F

scrolling to try to find what bonus ep I was on and I see THIS hahahahaha