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The girlies record their last episode with Julia as an LA Resident™. They discuss Jonah Hill Surfergate, NYC vs. LA, Eliza’s burning hatred of North Carolina, and more! 

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Carlee Knott

Have the best time in NY, Julia!!! ❤️✨🔥

Kay

Bicoastal binchies

Hannah

Thank you Binchies for giving me the strength I needed to shower before bed amen 🙏

michaela

im trying to pack and just finished manosphere so i neeeeeeeeded this thank u so much for posting this mothers <3

josie!

no bc my local goodwill dressing room has permanently altered my perception of my body i needed the dressing room convo🙏

Katrina Salehyan

PLS listen to the “This Podcast Will Kill You” episodes about rabies and malaria!!! I had to listen to them for my microbiology class and they’re so fun and engaging

Oli Chau

Always face AWAY from the mirror when trying on clothes!! Literally have your back to the mirror. Put the thing on, and think, how does this FEEL? If it doesn’t feel good, take it off and it’s a no. If it feels good, comfortable, attractive, then turn around and look!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hannah Carande

Wait I haven’t listened yet but the title is scaring me … this isn’t THE last bonus ep is it????

Julianna

bitches i NEEDED this so much. I just sat at the Havana airport which has nothing for 8 hours bc I’m my flight was 6 hours delayed :=((((

Emily

I just got back from a week in the junngle and there were not as many mosquitoes as I thought bc the frogs and the bats eat them!!! There are not as many mozzies in a healthy functioning ecosystem

Sydney Sullivan

i NEED a mosquito episode… zika virus, malaria, the myth of the “mosquito eater” bugs… it’s a MUST

Sofi Schles

I live in Miami the skeeters r so bad like I always have at least 20 bites 24/7 365 — buy “the bug bite thing” from cvs only thing that has worked it basically suctions out the venom that makes it itch

Olivia

The Jonah hill content spoke to my soul. Men 😡😡😡

maya

seconding this!!!! i loveeeee this podcast will kill you, two more slayful podcast queens❤️‍🔥

maya

JUSTICE FOR GIRLIES WHO ARE COVERED IN SCARS FROM MOSQUITOES AND WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH RABIES (this content was very personal to me today)

Lia Slaystress

I have a hack for when mosquito bites itch asf, it does wonders for me I hope it will help you too. Basically, don't scratch it directly, but scratch AROUND it!! (I usually use two fingers and go in horizontal lines around the bite) It will satisfy the itch but it will not aggravate the bite so it will not itch as much and you can survive the wave of itchiness. Hope it helps queens 🫡❤️❤️❤️ stay strong in this mosquito world

Evie Falkner

as a checkout chick a random lady suggested hand sanitiser on mosquito bites. Recommend 🥲

Sophie

My kintty also paws at the ground after eating!!! He actually spends more time pawing than eating….

Emily

Eliza when you dropped Salt Circle it’s all I listed to for three straight months and I cannot imagine a more beautiful collection of songs so I might ascend when your album drops idk

Maya Tomasik

my fashion girly friend taught me this trick: bring a mini tape measure to stores! she keeps hers on her car key key chain and it’s so cute. she just measured the clothes she loves that fit her well and then uses the same measurements when shopping

Kaiya

Eliza, I literally just started microdosing and i already love it! It’s made me less anxious and overall a lot more happy, connected and present. I’m just doing the capsules and doing 1 day on, 2 days off. 100/10 recommend!! I also got mine from the insta account Roots to Realms and got their 30 day microdose kit, and it came with a little journal to record and track how you’re feeling.

Maya Tomasik

LA shows are so ass though people are so mean i’ve never had fun at an LA show :(

Niamh

Iam allergic to mosquito bites (i get full body hives sometimes yuck) and taking strong antihistamines before iam sat outside in a mosquito danger zone helps cuz then i dont react to much and they dont get so swollen and itchy. Highly recommend!

Alice Zhang

As a person of mosquito allergy experience I always use antihistamine cream, just a thin layer and I’m set. And if u want to do a little splurge diptyque makes a body spray/bug spray combo that smells so amazing and WORKS!

Ariel.Sls

ok so I live on a bayou and I really suggest planting citronella … and those little mosquito repellent bracelets. they smell sooo bad but u can put it like around whatever limbs are exposed

Catherine

Cats do get bit by mosquitoes !!! And dogs- that’s how they get heart worms!!!

Catherine

Mosquitos are good evolutionary bc they weed out the weakest animals in populations! Survival of the fittest

liz

y’all use aloe vera on bug bites!! im allergic to mosquito bites and it works magic

Michaela Liesching

Bin his who lives in South Africa here, get yourself some citronella spray, it’s a natural deterrent to mosquitoes. It should keep them away from you, you do have to refresh every few hours but it smells quite nice

Abbey W

i know y’all are causing heart attacks with this title rn 💀

Ava

mosquitos are also most attracted to type o+ blood (that’s me 😔)

Brooke Tweedie

commenting because i love elizas mom she seems so sweet and supportive and ppl grow and change!

McKenna Whitlock

My game-changing dressing room ritual to prevent buying things I won’t wear: try on each piece facing away from the mirror first to test how it feels on your body. If it passes the comfort test, turn around and see how it looks. If it fails the comfort test, take it off without turning around. Do not be bewitched by uncomfy garments.

Brookie Butterfly

You can also get bed bugs from hotel beds or from airBNBs, so always do a thorough check of any bed you sleep in!!!!!!

Nat

The bed bug trauma representation I needed

Nat

AND lice!!!!

laura palmer

i use the cutter lemon-eucalyptus mosquito spray because i have an allergy to deet (it triggers migraine for me and makes me nauseous) and it really works! you have to be generous with it and i shower after i have worn it for a while but as someone who gets eaten alive and giant welts from bites i find that it really works

rachel m vandi

Calamine lotion for mosquitos works everytime

Coco

My besties a bug gal working on mosquito stuff in the Tetons and she’s gonna send y’all and email she screamed when she saw ur call for mosquito stuff AKKDKFKFKSLLA this is her BUG KNOWLEDGE MOMENT✨🐛

Molly

Fellow binchies, if anyone has any podcast recs they would be willing to share lmk!! I need more podcasts & have already listened to Binchtopia start to current lol

madeline

I heard that the Dove shea butter & vanilla body wash repels mosquitos! My stepmom literally rubs it on like lotion

Hannah

Bed bug trauma is so real. I still haven’t fully forgiven my cousin for the time he nearly infested literally all of my brand new bedding for college with bed bugs almost a decade ago lmao. If I wasn’t so type A about packing I would have been out hundreds of dollars I definitely didn’t have

Cooper Ownbey

this title scared the CRAP out of me

Caroline Pudlo

As a Florida girlie and living mosquito magnet, buy Benadryl itch cream!! It’s like $6 and works miracles. I have tubes stashed away everywhere.

Cora

Dermaplast !!!!! Will!!! Work!!! For !!! Mosquito!!!!! Bites!!!!

Erin

Spoiler alert: The documentary was meh. This framework that this guru guy came up with was basically just a flimsier copy of IFS

Hannah Sorenson

I’m vaccinated for rabies because it’s required for my job!! the course of vaccines was about $800… very spensy. But being vaxxed did greatly increase my feeling of safety working around animals all the time. Part of me wishes they would vaccinate us all for it in school the way they did with HPV/Hep B etc. tbh but I guess I just need to take the perks of being high risk as they come to me 🦇

Hannah Sorenson

Also I was so scared of getting lice in elementary school because the TV show Arthur had an ep where their school had a lice outbreak and DW had to throw away all her stuffed animals. For me it was not even the creepiness of having bugs laying eggs in my hair. I simply did not want to have to part with my stuffies.

Jaelyn Wratchford

for bug bites, if you put itch cream on it, put a band aid over it (and even on every finger to cover up your nails) so you can’t scratch them til they bleed

Mia Bluestein

It’s gods garden in Colorado Springs I think

Dana Mulligan

i moved to carrboro for my masters in folklore at unc and i literally watched a public clown class performance last month

Dana Mulligan

when i have itchy bug bites i’ll turn up my shower as hot as i can bear it and stick my bites under the water until they stop itching. it can’t be good for my skin but it’s better than scratching it off!!

Caroline Markabawi

eliza depending on your body, i would try either 2 days on 1 day off or 10 days on then 4 days off

Ivy McWilliams

Julia girl use that hydrocortisone stick ur using for ingrowns on ur mosquito bites

Sophie Keys

girls!!! toothpaste on mosquito bites that's what i tell my campers its literally magic. use like a rlly minty pastey one just like people use that pink pimple cream itll change your life.

Mia Melone

Y’all lidocaine creams always work so well for me on ittchny bug bites

Mia Melone

Also miss Julia— I’m in graduate school for psychology in NY as well.... can you do a reveal for which school you are attending?

Sydney Sullivan

THEY DON’T EAT MOSQUITOS!! no idea why they named them that but we were always taught to keep them around, turns out they’re just pests too😭

roxy

what’s the mushroom company called

Bori Frankus

While this is not the point of the episode I did really like the stutz documentary when I first watched it. As someone who has benefited immensely from therapy, I thought it great at normalizing therapy and showing the inside of this world that is very shadowy to some people, while being open about the precarious relationship of making a movie with ur therapist. Idk stutz seemed like a rly sweet and genuine dude. Now I’m uncertain tho, curious to hear others opinions

Bori Frankus

Also would love to learn more about the therapist and client relationship if anyone had any suggestions/resources

Tova SIBAJA

For mosquitos- I am HORRIBLY attacked but my gf made this homemade bug spray with peppermint oil and LEMONGRASS!!!! It helps but you have to reapply often

justmight

Scabies girls rise up

MK

“Maybe you should talk to someone” is a good book

Brianna Alarcon

speaking of mosquitos in la county……in like 2004 my uncle died of the west nile virus which was one of the very first human cases that year in our area and the local news interviewed my cousins on how they felt…. about their dad literally dying

Rachel Shifra

Growing up my mom also never let us put our bags/ luggage on hotel beds for this reason!

Rachel Shifra

Y’all told us to fear rabies but then did not elaborate!! Never thought I’d leave a Binchtopia ep feeling uneducated 😔🤚

E

Mosquitoes prefer type O blood over other types, so if you are someone who gets bitten more than your friends that might be why!

mimi

the hostel i worked at in hungary had bedbugs and the exterminator was NOT good at killing them... 🔫 long story but: bedbug trauma is REAL. and then when i lived in portland i had a baby spider infestation in my bed... a spider had the audacity to have babies...in my motherfucking bedroom. i would find 3-5 baby spiders in my bed everyday for 4 months until i gave up on the natural remedies and bombed them. edit: oh and 1 month ago i got lice on a Ryanair flight. 💯 🫠 🙌

Sally Paik

As someone who suffers from a terrible mosquito allergy (a bite once swell up to the size of my hand), Benadryl is your bestie, both in pill form (before bed because it’ll make you sleepy) and ointment form. It’s not a quick fix but I swear it’s the only thing that actually helps, and I have tried everything!

Chloe Minella

I’m absolutely foaming out the mouth waiting for eliza’s album and julia’s song, I have sinkhole live at the top of my “on repeat” spotify playlist for months and need another Julia Hava original.

amelia n

japanese binchie here, idk what they put in it but the anti-itch ointments called Muhi and Kinkan work amazingly!! no idea how to get them in other countries but if you can i cannot recommend enough

Helen Kellogg

When you were talking about doing a mosquito episode I was literally thinking a combined mosquito and bedbug ep would be amazing! And then lo and behold bedbugs came up later. So many people have bedbug trauma and few are talking about it. I wonder about the history of bedbugs. Their lore etc.

Hailey

what was the shroomies company eliza mentioned in the beginning? i got some from a diff company last month and they were pretty good but i wanna try something else!!

Katja Astrauskas

No because I work with children and we had a lice scare in our classroom this past week and it was TERRIFYING

saige

100% bring a fabric measuring tape when you go thrifting. this has helped me so so so much. also not the bed bugs only being in eliza's room this exact experience is a mirror to my college bedbug nightmare. i was lite-ly triggered lmao.

madeline

I HAD LICE IN HIGH SCHOOL TOO DJDNEMWNSHDV

madeline

Also p sure the Colorado Springs park is called Garden of the Gods

Jessica Kennedy

Banff was Canada’s first national park!! For your next Canadian adventure I would recommend visiting Vancouver island… especially if you are comfy driving on gravel roads there is much to discover… tofino is a must and telegraph cove to see ocras…

Natalie Topalian

My uncle used to tell me to rub deodorant on my mosquito bites to take away the itch!

Amanda Glatter

im in school for an MPH in epidemiology of microbial disease so i am living for the skeeter and rabies talk

Lily

My mom tells me to "make a cross" with your fingernail in mosquito bites and also to put a small amount of your own saliva on them to stop them from itching. *Glances around nervously* just me?

Jj

Does anyone remember the microdosing brand Eliza mentioned at the beginning 🫣

Emma Gliessman

Came here to ask this lol. I think Eliza said "Psilo"? but I gave it a quick Goog and couldn't find a shroomie company named that

kerrie

colorado binchie checking in I think ur thinking of devils thumb or garden of the gods!!!

kerrie

theres also a swimming hole near aspen called devils punch bowl

kenzie&amp;katie

ok pimple patches SLAY for mosquito bites to get the itchies OUT. the ones from panoxyl!!!

Zoë Grenier

Bedbug trauma club!! The first time I got them we had them for months and ex bf was waking up every morning with welts. but we thought he had ringworm or something because I never once got bit the entire time. Finding them under my mattress was definitely traumatic tho, and every time I see a bug in my room I go into intense fight or flight. But literally what a loser attracting all the bedbugs while I stayed fresh and clean.

georgiashakey

mention of the binchtopia sub reddit prompted me to look again and CHRIST it’s a cursed place

Jordan Poltorak

beurer bug bite healer! it zaps the bug bite and has helped me so much

Emma Biddle

justice for the lime disease fear girlies

Sam

Mumbling and Cackling for more unhinged LA content!! Also if you like the Reddit eps, Two Hot Takes is a decent pod

Dwyer

Does anyone have podcasts recs that are similar to Binchtopia? I’ve listened to every episode and I NEEEEEED more

Jack D

Nymphet Alumni is a kinda similar vibe— it’s a chitchatty but also analytical pod about culture/fashion

FreyPC

Rehash revisits and breaks down social media phenomena in a very thoughtful but fun way. Highly recommend!

Alaina+Zoe

Cannot wait for the Mosquito episode, I relate so MUCH. We can’t help that our blood is delicious!!!

Madison Harvell

itch x cream is the only thing i can use for mosquito bites that works for me!

big booty marie

any binchies looking to expand their dog domestication knowledge, pick me up im scared pod just did an ep all about dogs!

big booty marie

the bug bite thing then advil- it has to be used soon after the bite. it sucks the itchy juice out, then advil helps reduce the inflammation

big booty marie

peppermint plants are also a natural squiter deterent but be maj careful when planting in a garden bc that shit will spread everywhere

Abi

Can you pls do an episode on aging/Botox/societal pressures to stay looking young it’s so hellish out here

Alex Cuomo

Mosquitos bothering me on my little walk while I’m listening to this ep!!!! UGHHHH

shitwicki

For the girlies 'squito ep: there's giant underground mutant mosquitos in London! Bill Nye Saves the World has a crazyyy episode on the phenom.

Maeve Barnes

LADIES MOSQUITO REMEDY::: i also have horrible reactions and am a magnet for the little fuckers and i’ve learned that putting a little peppermint essential oil behind ur neck and on ur wrists/ankles works wonders and will keep ALL bugs away

jaden.edu

I got lice in high school 😭 I was working at my family’s preschool and a child gave it to me. My hair was so long and my dear mother combed them all out.

Layne

julia's aunt can you pleaaaase give an update on the strike i am so confused about what does and does not count as crossing the picket line w the recent statements about fan promotion!

holly

fellow nyc girly and i share the bedbug trauma i feel soooo seen in the worst way possible!! my bf always gaslights me for it.. i don’t let him get into bed in street clothes and am constantly checking. another tip is to make sure your comforter or sheets don’t drape onto the floor!! and when you wash your sheets do it on high heat :)

holly

this is sooo true since i had bedbugs i’ve found evidence of them in MULTIPLE (cheap ish i will say) hotel rooms i’ve stayed in. use those luggage racks ladies!!

Nora

julia what happened to the tintype with allegra…? is that be able to be done while you’re in new york? im concerned

Bori Frankus

Eliza please explain why u hate the movie Her (cuz same)

Elle Stephenson

Ladies PLEASE comment on how we feel abt Caroline Calloway these days I need to know ur stance

aleigha

on the mosquito commentary… I have ALWAYS struggled with getting eaten alive when I go outside in the summer and a little hack that I’ve found is putting deodorant on the bite afterwards…? It is probably toxic and killing me slowly to do that BUT the swelling goes down and it doesn’t itch later

Tobi

Also had bedbug trauma when I was 16. I consistently check my bed now at 25 years old. I'm just riddled with anxiety lmao

miah

why does everyone on there hate the pod like just stop listening??????

Sterling & Zoe

Between the mosquito and bedbug discourses this episode is making me itttcheee

Niamh

Gorls if you’re ever looking for new guests I’d LOVE to see you talk to Uncarley (YouTuber female comedian extraordinaire) I think the vibes would be off the chart

Callie S

Same! I feel weirdly bad that the man is now being attacked all bc Jonah Hill is a manipulative asshole … but my dad also has Parkinson’s so I think I’m biased lol. I think any therapy content that is unexpected kinda makes me personally feel less alone in the depressy feelings also, so it’s a comfort of sorts

Joshua Lehto

Southerner here. Use sawyer picaridin lotion to avoid bites. You might already be using cortisone anti itch cream but that works like magic to relieve the itch if I do get bit.

Erica MacLean

Cut my leg open while listening to this ep and needed 9 stitches!!! Thanks queens!! I’ll forever remember you when I look at the blood stains on my carpet

Ally Kuhlman

lol garden of the gods in colo springs :)

Olivia

Juliaaaaa you saying cats hide in boxes bc they are prey…cats have been described as natures most perfect predator and they hide in boxes because that’s how they hunt, by hiding and waiting. That’s why they’re giving you predator vibes 🫢

Sarah Knight

Put zit stickers on your mosquito bites! They pull out the stuff that makes it itch and keeps you from scratching them

izzy

linsening while i work remotely during my girl vacation in michigan :,) love you both dearly

izzy

also love reading through these comments and taking extensive notes on 1. dressing room strategies for my sister and friends who hate trying on clothes and 2. mosquito bite prevention/treatment

Lucie

Calamine lotion for bites!! Only thing that actually helps

Carlee Knott

Not me and Eliza having the trauma bond of bedbugs 😭 summer camp traumatized me w bites ALL over my body

Eliza Fausset

lavender oil on mosquito bites works wonders

Yarden Blausapp

I recommend the Off! Coils that you can light and put outside while you’re hanging out and they work pretty well to repel mosquitos!

Amandine Abraham

Omg I still have bedbug trauma from 5 years ago, nothing can ever prepare you for the horror and sense of violation that an infestation brings 😓 Even typing this I feel itchy all over again...

Rebecca Dark

You guys need mosquito dunks. You put water in a bucket in your yard and the little puck makes it so they can’t grow up from larvae. No mosquitoes in our yard evaaaaaa

Delaney O'Neil

Do they ship or is it an in person situation? I checked out their insta and was really intrigued by their stuff lol

Kaiya

they ship it to your house!! and you pay through venmo or paypal, you do it all through DM and it took probably 2-3 weeks to get them because they have to make it and then ship

Yarden Blausapp

Queens how do you get psilo to accept your follow request?

arson_mommy

Lollllll not the manipulative ex being the person who recommended the Jonah hill therapist documentary to me 😭🤮❤️

baby.yogurt

ok listening to the points being made about celebrity therapists/doctors and how celeb doctors tell u what u want to hear and give u whatever u ask for makes me think I need to see a celebrity doc bc mine just will not help me......I asked for a prescription recommended by my dietitian for my debilitating gut issues and she said "no <3" so I'd love to see someone who will actually prescribe me what I ask for, for a change

Dahlia Forte

oh my god eliza i had a HORRIBLE bed bug infestation when i was in high school too... we are stronger than the marines. i will NEVER buy a couch second hand ever <3

Maddie Perlmutter

LADIES!! Jewelweed is the best like natural bug bite salve I've found that actually WORKS and i get the worst bug bites ever I promise this shit is the best!!!

Sarah

Eliza I am an astrologer and I NEED to read your chart because girlie you are a Leo rising and the astrology of the summer for you screams rebrand/revamp who you are, how you identify, and how you present yourself! (Venus retrograde in Leo in your 1st house!) Let me know if you ever want a free birth chart/transit consultation!!!

Sarah

The list of injuries and accidents while listening to binchtopia pod keeps growing!!

Nathalie Bessette

Bitches hate nuance but binches LOVE nuance and know that mrs. Eliza’s Mom is a complex person and her experiences growing up so not mean she is a bad mom

sav

ok but i want a consult and would so pay for one :0

Sarah

Email me!! Cancer.cap.guidance@gmail.com you can also check me out on ig @cancercapguidance or twit @cancercapguides

Phoebe Rodda

random but i love your description of carborro it’s so accurate

Mario

What’s with the outro coming in so loud!! I miss the fade-in

Lizzy Sommer

Y'all but mosquitos are actually pollinators so they are doing good for this world and we're already killing all the bees sooo we need something haha. Plus, they are not the #1 killers, we kinda are 😳

Rebecca Staz

Get the thermocell for mosquitos!! I live in the thick Canadian forest and it's the ONLY thing that works!

saiju

I'm happy to tell you that many scented plants and herbs repel mosquitoes! Like rosemary and basil. I learnt in Greece that this is like an old-timey remedy. But if you don't want to carry a bush of herbs with you all the time🥴, lavender oil and water has helped me too. Br, a Northern girlie with a summer cottage habit. (I mean, Thermocell works too, but it's literal bug genocide for all life surrounding you. Which is sometimes definitely a vibe)

Eva Sours

Mosquitos: use Benadryl on bites immediately it’s magic!! My sister is very allergic and that’s what she does and it super helps

fiona

this episode helped me a lot thank you binchies 💚

Dani

I'm late to the party but re: LA Crime - went to LA for the first time for my bday ~oct '23 and my phone was stolen the first night I was there, then (same night but unrelated incident) was chased out of a chicken and donut shop at 4am by this actually psychotic man when I politely confronted him for cutting me in line... he spat in my hair and had quite the violent demeanor. Had a great time besides that tho! But haven't been back since lol

Julia Short

Listening to this ep while manically washing my clothes to prepare for bedbug treatment…wouldn’t wish this on my worst energy fr