Barbietopia (Patreon)

*PROGRAMMING NOTE: this version of the episode inexplicably has about 20 minutes of dead silence after the reading of the Godly Wives. there is no secret message! we just fucked up! love you <3

The girlies review the movie that’s taken over our zeitgeist and turned everything pink — BARBIE 💕👱🏻‍♀️With help from film critic and Barbie movie expert Zoë Rose Bryant, they explore whether or not a two-hour toy commercial can be feminist, whether or not we need it to be, and most importantly... BEAUTIFUL gowns. Digressions include manosphere nightmares, putting on our tinfoil hats to talk about The Aliens, and one listener’s helpful expertise in maritime law. Follow Zoë on Twitter and Letterboxd. Check out our merch here!