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Dishonorably Discharged From the IDGAF War (Patreon)

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The girlies are on the road and bring back a classic chatty episode from the same hotel bed. They talk Taylor Swift's most diabolical tour yet, Julia getting psychically assaulted in DC, what really constitutes a war crime, and more!

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Lucia M

wow being fed from the road ❤️ ty Binchtopia team

Madeline Meinert

Bought tix to atlanta today, been listening since 2020! 🤗

Gabby Jones

🫡 dishonorably discharged but still ✨servinggggg✨

Luteal Swan

I saw/ met you guys in Chicago last night! Thank you for such an amazing show! Sorry I was awkward af when I met y’all lolll. I’ve been dealing with a very stressful move across the cuntry/trying to be a real adult. being amongst the binchie community was very cathartic however. Hope you like the earrings ♑️ ♈️💜 safe travels

sana

about to listen but i misread 'psychically assaulted' as 'physically assaulted' and got so scareddddd

shif

please i have to know which place in dc….

kerrie

“pussy out in the trenches of the idgaf war” is actually what I call my sophomore year of college!!

Kiki Frost

OKAY WOULD LOVE TO SAY as a fellow vintage loving girlie there is something severely strange about vintage clothing store owners…the owner of the best one in my town will borderline not let you try on clothes that she decides don’t „fit“ with your body shape/type and is apparently very fatphobic…bizarre and harrowing

Narcisa

Perfect timing for my travel across the county rn. Also Eliza mythologize me is BEAUTIFUL y’all both have popped off with these new releases

mimi kiki

binchtopia international tour whennnnn

annina

to me ohio is punk??? speaking as a canadian

Anna

assumption re: first battles of idgaf war are early nihilist thinkers but I'd like to believe its primordial

Roni Yaffe

eliza saying that tom and jerry ‘didn’t say shit’ lmfaoooo😭

Berkley 🌸

Ok as a Michigander you have to make fun of Ohio

Lilly Hogan

can we start making the apocalypse communes rn what are we waiting for

Caitlin Feely

Concussed men are giving phineas gage

ssteph

julia you’re stronger than every marine combined for that vintage store experience because genuinely i would’ve killed myself in front of that lady and altered the trajectory of her life

Emily

Pls drop the name of the dc store

Marissa

I asked the summer I turned pretty question and I’m 24 years old with a career😭😭😭

Marissa
>>114832323

I went to a vintage store in adams Morgan about a year ago called Mercedes Bien and the shop owner was kinda socially weird/abrasive and only took Zelle or cash, I’d bet money that was the same store

alexis

NOT YOU FROM THE PODCAST 😭✋

Josefina Troncoso

Eliza… dude… I can’t go back to the town where I did undergraduate because the horrors are too much!!! I went back like a year ago when I went to a conference but literally the most mundane places gave me immediate war flashbacks. never again. you are brave for going to DC

Alis

Julia! I also do not eat pork and love Hawaiian pizza - please try it with turkey bacon instead of ham…life changing

Lex Constantinides

Julia I learned recently at school that there is a genetic mutation common among Jews that causes nausea and headaches when drinking alcohol….kind of a slay in my eyes

Sophie Fontaine

Who threw the first brick at the idgaf war

Nicole

my brain rot. thinking tom and jerry was tom and gerri from succession

Leona Lee

As a regretful American University alum, I feel that Goodie Bag is THE college in DC song

Alana Wegner

if i needed a doula and eliza walked in id be so mad bc how’s my idol gonna see me pusey out full hog sweat

caitlin miller

selling tickets for both the 7pm and 9:15pm (MEET AND GREET) philly binchtopia shows since me and my friends ended up being unable to go!! reply if you are interested pleek

Nicole Michelotti

Please I’m fucjing crying so hard not to laugh out loud in my cubicle

jaden.edu

Mythologize me is a banger Eliza!

Grace

my jaw DROPPED at that old vintage bitch in the piss store!!!! Julia, your mental fortitude is something to be admired, clearly she was just jealous of how hard you’d slay

Beya

Dc girl here pllllsssss what is the vintage store

Emma N.

Sooo off topic but does anyone remember the name of the perfume shop Eliza worked at?? Or perhaps the ep where she mentions it?

jaden.edu

I’m from Fayetteville and you’re saying it correctly!!

Lisa

Oh. My. God. I have never heard somebody give the words to what I feel when I think I’m thinner than I actually am #BodyDysmorphia #AlsoReversedBodyDysmorphia.

Zoë Grenier

Unfortunately my first thought of the idgaf war instigator was Martin Shkreli

ilovelisteningtopodcasts

I just have to tell the binchies that i just listened to the barbie episode a week late and i felt similarly to eliza about it and while i dont think the episode fully converted me when julia said the thing about barbie seeing the slideshow of humanity and instantly deciding she wanted to be human i burst into tears for some reason???

melf

is your editor allison the same as cousin allison of seek treatment podcast fame?

mimi kiki

JULIA i felt like I hadn’t seen any promo for your song so i looked it up to check if it was released and OMG??? obsessed and also diction queen?? ariana grande wishes

Megan

No one can truly hate people from Ohio unless you are from Hilton Head South Carolina. I’m a local and they genuinely act like animals. They leave all of their mess on the beach, they don’t tip and they somehow always find a way to disrespect wildlife. Truly some of the worst people ever.

alexa schnur

celiac binchies….allergy ptsd and hypervigilance are so real

arson_mommy

As a girl who took a year long college class on war I can confirm 1) war is for boys 2) the US hasn’t technically been at war since like Vietnam because congress has to officially declare war by like voting and now presidents just like send people out but it’s not “officially” war

Mackenzie

I had such a similar experience to Julia’s. When I was in Greece with my friend a few months ago, we went to a vintage store and I picked out a few things to try on and the owner (40 year old man who still believed he’s in his early 20s) had the AUDACITY to tell me that I shouldn’t bother trying any of the things on because they wouldn’t fit. I was so stunned to speak and my friend and I immediately left ‼️

Mackenzie

I had such a similar experience to Julia’s. When I was in Greece with my friend a few months ago, we went to a vintage store and I picked out a few things to try on and the owner (40 year old man who still believed he’s in his early 20s) had the AUDACITY to tell me that I shouldn’t bother trying any of the things on because they wouldn’t fit. I was so stunned to speak and my friend and I immediately left ‼️

Mic

as an avid vintage shopper i have encounter shop owners like that SOOO many times. it is unfortunately soo common. allegedly it’s because people tear them when they don’t fit

Ashlyn

okay i’m taking this opportunity to comment on TRENCH FOOT bc it’s literally still a thing but not a thing with soldiers or whatever it’s a thing with RIVER GUIDES! this is my first season as white water raft guide and i have learned that people literally get trench foot from wearing shoes on the river everyday!! it’s never been an issue for me bc i am a chaco girly all the way but some guides prefer closed toe shoes that don’t allow their feet to dry out and then their feet get funky and it’s NASTY. yeah that’s all but y’all should come rafting with me if you’re ever in central california :)

Willow
>>114858142

I put it on while driving my eras tour group home from the concert and everyone conked out in the backseat 💖💖 restorative

Ellie Galt

MYTHOLOGIZE ME IS SOOOOOO GOOD

Jane McHugh

Y’all mentioned a steak taco and I had to stop in my tracks to go buy a steak taco

Issy

Speaking of making friends at the tour…any London binchies going to the boygenius concert at gunnersbury park?

Emily Kuper

Julia would you ever talk more in depth about your OCD? I myself have been fighting the gremlins lately and have been debating going to a dedicated OCD therapist (previously was in therapy for two years with normal talk therapy and did pretty well)

Lauren Daniels

🎉 FAYETTEVILLE MENTIONIED!! 🎉 girls! i live in fayetteville arkansas and you are absolutely saying it correctly!! muah 💋🩷♥️

Lauren Daniels
>>114867082

you should add a fay stop to the southern tour! we’re the liberal pocket of the state and you have at least 2 fans here!! 🥹

Emily

Personally I’d be stoked if Eliza showed up at my birth and/or death

Tara Shabazaz

i literally went to that same vintage shop in adams morgan like a week ago and the owner kept following me around and telling me where in the racks to look at dresses my size sjsjsnsnj mind you i had not told her my size at all she was just operating off of her own judgment …

sonny

PLEASE have death doula bestie on the pod!!!! i’ve been working in memory care and hospice for years and adore being able to support people and families through this phase of life. i’ve looked into being a death doula and would love to hear binchtopia discussing all things end of life and dying

Tristan Breath

I asked the fuck marry kill question regarding the Kool aid man and I wish u answered it

Emily

does anyone have tickets for the Bell House on Monday they’re selling?? 😜😜😜

Katie Currie

Big Sean started the idgaf war

Lucy L

great episode love u guys unfortunately when eliza mentioned a carseat headrest song i was struck with such a deep sense of dread i had to pull over

Maggie Kuhns

i'm from michigan and we really don't like ohio here

alexa schnur
>>114867020

as a fellow binchie with ocd i just want to send my love and also my recommendation for ocd specific therapy!! exposure therapy changed my life and gave me the tools to continue managing my ocd every day. it’s difficult but so so worth it <3 i know i’m not julia but i take any opportunity to hype up exposure therapy!

Sophia Grace Lewis

Listened to this ep on my train ride from Venice to Milan and was literally cackling losing my shit next to this nun who was stone cold the entire time thank you so much for this memorable experience xoxoxo

Cora Ferguson

Fayetteville pronounciation perfect

Cora Ferguson

Loving the shoutout girlies from arkansas in dc <3

Jess123
>>114816332

I met them in Chicago & I made the interaction so awkward, it’s been haunting me ☠️

iris ♡

passing away laughing at the bit about the IDGAF war ... i love u guys

caroline

BINCHIES! OHIO CONTENT!!! I’m living in Italy for the summer and I met this guy n he knows nothing about the US but when I was explaining where I was from in the US he was like "is that near Ohio? Where is ohio? can you tell me about Ohio?" and i was like "what?? Why ohio??" and he said that Ohio is a meme (which he pronounced “may-may”) in Sicily like when someone’s trying to say something is the exact opposite of sicily they’ll say “that’s so Ohio” or like "go to ohio"

KP Dwyer

The crazy part is I’m from Cincinnati and lived in Fayetteville ar

KP Dwyer

The back to back call out was crazy

Talya Horton

i’ve had 7 concussions 🥀💔

Alice Creed

If any binchies want a free ticket to the Philly late show, hit me up

Stina Olsson

Girls!!! I LOVE both of your new songs, you’re both so good ❤️

Alison

Team hotel! I own a cleaning company and prefer residential home because some vrbo and Airbnb owners don’t pay the cleaner the price that guests have to pay for cleaning! It’s a rip off

jay m

Loved this ep, many laughs :)

Sabrina Martin

you both sound so happy and it just makes me happy and i just hope this tour brings you even a fraction of the smiles and laughter that you’ve brought us 🥺

Abigail

Alcohol is a literal carcinogen. On my alcohol-free journey — solidarity, Julia!

Nina Caradonna

This ep 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Mirela Barnhill

I have an extreme fear of CTE bc I’ve had 4 concussions in the past 10 years and what if I turns out to be Tom Brady 😭 life is so hard 💔 also I live in Fayetteville, AR there is sooooooooooooo much love for the binchies here 💞💞💞💞💞

Alice Zhang

my last situationship had 5 concussions and it made him EXTREEEEMELY unhinged

Ainslie

Would buy merch that says "Pussy facing the world" !! Also please come to Toronto sometime :')

Ally

I would LOVE a death doula episode!!!!!

julz

i need the death doula on. PLEASE!

beep boop

ELIZA OK Im high sorry but LITERALLY the mental breakdown I had last month when visiting my college town in Oklahoma for the first time since moving cross country 4 years ago.. I experienced emotions that should be impossible and was not well and convinced myself on day 1 that I needed to move back there. won't actually be doing that rn tho

Amelia Jones

redboneeeee! that and slide by calvin harris were mine lol

Emily

julia i am feeling spiritually connected to you and your vintage store experience bc i just went to artiza for the second time and an employee body shamed the FUCK out of me 💀 jail to all of them

Emily

also see you sunday i cant WAITTT‼️

Leyla Richter-Munger
>>114935657

was literally abt to comment basically this im literally just a girlie w 3 past concussions having cte IS my biggest fear fr🥲🙏 fear of having cte girlies sound OFF

Oli Chau

Eliza you would be our resident commune songstress!!! We need morale

lauren baker

OPTIMISTIC APOCALYPSE BOOK REC: a psalm for the wild built by becky chambers. imagines what a good society collapse would be!!!

Parima

Eliza the new song bangs

Caillean

hey besties i do vet law and can draft a discharge upgrade for y’all 👉🏻👈🏻 disclaimer to any aba narcs in the chat: i am not a lawyer and i am not practicing law without a license

kenny

my bf is cumtown bf and im binchtopia gf

Rachel

My bf just got what was basically trench foot while we were rafting the Grand Canyon and it was horrifying 😭😅

alex

fun fact i’m pretty sure they mention yall on an ep of cumtown😭

caroline

Once again I am asking Julia to read the Last House on Needless Street I just need to hear your opinion on this particular depiction of this particular mental illness

sofia

TONS of compliments of my Bitches Hate Nuance tote bag. ty for helping me look like the smartest girl at the grocery store ❤️

libby

possibly the greatest chatty episode ever

alex
>>115007504

some annoying man said so but i have no receipts i fear😭

Sarah

Yall talking about your deepest mental conditioning and how you would react in the apocalypse just makes me wanna see both your birth charts so much more lmao bc Eliza everything you were saying was sooo Capricorn of you

Sarah

I too have dreamed about living a simple life in the catskills when im old

Renee Common

Selling one or two tickets to the aug 13 show!! Dm on in insta @reneecommon

claire

this episode was so funny ladies I am cackling

claire

also Eliza I went to college in dc as well and I had the exact same experience as you when I went back 😭😭

Vega Gullette

Have tix to 8/14 but didn’t realize they were 21+:( Should I sell? Try to get in anyway? Terribly sad

Meredith Floyd

hollering at the “not you from the podcast” doula story lmaoooooo

georgia mia

that lady literally negged u into buying that dress

Jamie Gray

If anyone is selling tix for tonight or tomorrow in ny lmk!!!! Insta is @bushwickbaddi lol

Julia & Erica

does anyone want to buy my nyc ticket for tn?

Olivia Toles

🚨🚨🚨LOOKING FOR A TICKET TO NYC SHOW EITHER TONIGHT OR TOMORROW 🚨🚨🚨 plz dm on insta @olivia.toles

Sami Saunders

ANYONE SELLING A TICKET TO NYC SHOW TMRW PLS PLS

Luteal Swan

Also want to add I am also kind of obsessed with my boyfriends ex🙈not comparing myself, and don’t have malicious intent behind my lurking. she’s just a very interesting person. She went from feminist, sex positive engineering student, super girl boss tbh like was featured on a podcast lol.now she’s a FUNDAMENTALIST or some kind of Bible thumper, literally is always posting about being saved, all meat diet, posted a video of Donald trump? Idek, she’s super smart too and seems pretty accomplished so I’m just wondering what happened there.. I guess it’s for entertainment or some kind of psycho sexual thing like Eliza mentioned. When my bf and I first started dating she looked at my story when he posted me so like… idk I guess we’re sisters in Christ ✌🏼😅

Tulsi

If anyone has tix for sale for tomorrow please let me know!! 💖💖

amelia🌷🪩💌

honchoes please tell me you’ve been recording the live shows i would sell my kidney to hear you tell the tale of the chicagostresses

Kt

My mom is a death doula!! I am very grateful for the way she raised my siblings and I & our ability to grapple with/handle/ view grief and loss ❤️‍🩹

Lydia

I have four tickets to the Brooklyn show tonight DM me if you want to buy I commented on most recent post

Tulsi
>>115164325

Yes please!! How much just for 1? You can message me on instagram @tulsi.anna

chelsea

can relate to visiting the town you went to college in, I visited mine in July and hysterically sobbed most of the time and totally killed the vibes of the trip :’)

emily

I just spent a summer in D.C. and I knew exactly the vintage store you’re talking about cuz there’s only a few 😭

emma grace condon

i had a dream that julia was in love with eliza and confessed her feelings but eliza didn’t feel the same way and that’s the real reason why julia moved to nyc

Ella

I fear the second hand clothing store is my former place of employment…was it perhaps in dupont circle above a dolcezza? My old boss is insane

Chloe

I literally have OCD from my peanut allergy so having PTSD about having a reaction is so real. it is that serious and it is really scary. sending love <3

Sasch

Omg that literally happened to me in a vintage shop in London ‘none of these are gonna fit you darling’

Julia

Binchies this was the funniest 💘 thank you

Mia Levine

The concussion question hit hard 😭 my boyfriend has had AT LEAST 7 concussions in his sport past. Fortunently none while we have been dating

Loveday Binsley

julia do you want me to KILL THAT GUY FOR YOU ???