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PA01 - Dorm Domination: Page 42 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-26 12:00:05
Edited:
2026-05-12 21:37:44
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For some reason the thought of professional fighting breast implants being regulated amuses me to no end. Committees... testing... regulatory bodies... all to ensure that the implants used in Paragon are safe!

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Arthur

I volunteer to be on the PFF regulatory body that monitors the wrestler’s breast implants. I wouldn’t be surprised if Devyn’s breast implants are so heavy she has to fight in a higher weight class because of them.

desertlion3d

You seem to understand the tradeoffs of combat rated implants very well. If you can pass a background check, you're hired!

Arthur

Oh, shit! That background check will be a bit of a problem. Is there a fee I can pay under the table to bypass the background check?

Devduck01

Well there was the infamous machine gun jublees incident of 1999

desertlion3d

The Austin Powers incident? Yes, they say that every breast related regulation is written in blood.