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WARGAMES ARE DEAD, LONG LIVE RACING GAMES!

Hello everyone,

Today we are happy to announce that we have finally listened to all of your feedback, and we are officially switching away from wargaming miniatues, into a new era of racing miniatures!

We've seen your comments and complaints about the poor quality of our models, the terrible art direction, and of course that we're not providing enough value for the money. You are absolutely right, our wargaming models suck, so we're throwing them all into the trash (where they belong).

After long deliberation, we've decided that since our wargaming models are so bad, we're going to switch to a new type of miniatures, made for racing games. :D

In the coming years, you can expect us to release 1 high fidelity racing model every month, inviting you into the heart-pounding world of miniature racing, the tears of split-second pit stop tire changes, and of course the drama of the inter-personal relationships of the racing pilots.

To give everyone a taste of this new direction, we have decided to give out this month's miniature for free, so that the world can enjoy it. That's right, with this new amazing deal you now get $0+ worth of content for just $10!

Grab the model for free by CLICKING HERE!

THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING US!

EVERYTHING YOU GET THIS MONTH

3D Print Rewards (1 model):

Ratmen - Racer Trio x1

3D Print Welcome Pack:

Dispensable

2D Print Rewards:

Superfluous

Early Access Rewards:

Redundant

Full Rulebook Rewards:

Unneeded

General Rewards:

Inessential

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Felix Schoen

Finally! I've been asking for this for ages! I'm so happy!

Nenad Savanovic

Aw man you got me I thought I had died and went to hell

Filip

It's beautiful <3 Glad you made this brave decision

Overread

I can't wait to see the Jackal Racer!

hakoMike

Super Ferrario Cart is born

Crashcon

Now I want to see racers from all factions...

Krugg66

😆👌🗓️

Luke

I wouldn't be mad at a OPR fantasy racing game 🤣

Boh Hort

I mean, it's not exactly the worst idea

Ian Mahon

I know what date it is, but can that please be part of the April release for real?

Austin

I actually love this, new branch of OPR pls. One Page Racing?🤣

Justin Smith (Sigtaulord)

Old and busted: Trying new products not on April 1. New Hotness: Acting like something is an April fool's day joke to see how we react. Just shut up and make a fantasy cart racing game so I can give you my money like the filthy capitalist mark that I am.

Matthew Caron

There used to be a karts game, IIRC

Shaun Mayne

I could totally make use of this is a twisted game of Gaslands.

Maximilian Korsch

Finally a post where I can be 100% certain that it is not a joke. I've fallen for too many dumb "pranks" today, so it is a delight that you guys actually listen to your community and give it what it truly desires.

Pat's Patreon

Finally, a game I can get behind

Evan Krause

Finally! Took long enough ffs

jason hancock

I am down for some table top Mario cart

Cap'n Chonky

I actually had that same thought! Mutated Rat Go-Cart Team

Roy Pinson

You jest, but printing up a few of those to field in their own rat-race using Gaslands rules will be fun.

Cap'n Chonky

Phew! It's about time OPR. Out with the old and in with the new 😉

Emma Marx

This is what I’ve been waiting for ❤️🥰

Emma Marx

That would be sooooo fun

Robert A. Nolan

I'll help develop a racing game! Who's in with me?

Cap'n Chonky

Side note: there is, or at least was, a One-Shot Racing Game on the OPR website that these could work for, so it's not as crazy of an idea as they make it out to be. I'd play a FF or GDF Mario Cart crossover game for sure

Gith

I know this is a joke but now I want more racers. OPR-Cart time.

Thomas Eggers

This, this is what was missing in my life. Need more. Please. Give us more!

Jesús Castilla

Well, I got hyped by a joke, thank you very much. I think it would be funny to have a kart for every faction, maybe every 3-4 months, for a Mario Kart kind of game. It would be luvely

Bozz Connelly

At last! A sound business choice! 👍🏼😂😉

Brandon Underwood

I wouldn't be mad at a fantasy-themed, tounge-in-cheek Gaslands, tbh

Patrick Reafsnider

I actually wouldn't mind a racing or car combat ruleset in the future

A Viking Paints

If this doesn't become a reality I will be very disappointed

Joseph Prozinski

This is absolutely ridiculous. I was expecting amorphous blobs when I made this request. Not these wonderfully highly detailed sewer rats with lots of great details I have to paint!

scampbell419 .

yea opr cart racing isn't a bad idea honestly. the factions are already there, and you could fit the rules on one page. have gaslands type theme and a track.

Fredrik Oskarsson

This! I'd love to have one for each faction, just as a fun paint project/collectible whether an actual game for them materializes or not.

Sezoxeufu

This is one of those jokes that accidentally are just good idea!

crest rémi

Please tell me the link is really the rat cart

djgblz

Finally!

Adam

Cool April fools prank. Now, please brush off the old Wasteland Racing ruleset and actually make a fantasy racing game.

Obscurities in Miniature

You've created a monster. Now you're going to actually have to go and finish making us a racing game and expand your cart lineup!

Hellvlad

And me looking at the renders without reading the post: Cool a deathroller. But it looks a bit like a go kart, strange design choice.. *facepalm*

Kris Hyre

Been thinking about GorkkaMorkka recently and honestly wouldn't mind more bikes, trucks, and some Mad Max "Witness Me!" -style vehicle combat rules. But yeah, its April :)

Louis Brenton

This is one of those jokes that you kind of wish was true

Suddenly Squash

Please tell me this is real and not April fools, because that is some flex right there?! I will take that rat off there and rehash it for battle sisters just for fun!

Lawrence Spode

Have to agree with everyone. I know this is a joke but I'd be down for a fantasy cart race game.

scabrat

About time you listened to my feedback! It only took until April First! :)

djgblz

The perfect new piece to dominate in Gaslands: Refueled ;)

scabrat

In seriousness, Heat Petal to the Metal is a hot game right now and unavailable. Making minis that could be used in Heat but themed for dark fantasy with some cool print and glue track designs… Would be awesome! :)

Janner

Pretty good ;-)

Cameron Blaich

OPR, youve awakened something in me, fantasy kart miniatures game brawler, IF YOU DONT MAKE THIS I WILL

Dwayne Hinton

i have no idea what's going on in those pics - BUT I LOVE IT!

Grant Taylor

I really hope that stats get added for this to AoF for a mounted unit. Also fantasy racing game would be amazing.

Clever Username TBD

I dunno, you say it's a "joke" but I would use these as alternate Cavalry or as a Hero unit...

Stephan Schany

Really looking forward to the other racers :D But seriously, please include rules for this guy :)

Stephan Schany

You can download it in the link above ;)

Moozy1409

Haha I love it great job opr

Ed

Love your take on the Rat rod :)

Ross Felder

The real April Fools is when you realize this is actually amazing. Glad I downloaded Wasteland Racing before the one offs got removed.

BrokenLegionOfGamers

I know this is this years April fools joke but I'm not gonna lie. Now I'd love for you guys to write a version of gaslands and to produce 1 model a month for that game.

Krozber

I was looking into some combat racing games just a couple months ago. I'm sure the rules for this will be ten times as good as the rules for the war games.

Riffick

I high-key kinda do want some racing models now for Mario Kart style shenanigans 😂

Joseph Prozinski

That being said it actually is a really cool idea. I would actually love to see a battling cart style game.

Miguel Gamboa

I'll be really disappointed if this joke ends and there isn't an orc go-kart released. I would absolutely play them.

Scott M.

Give me some bananas and tortoise shells, and I'm in!

Sytar

I hope they have more factions in this! I want to have some Gaslands fun with these.

Mike Davies

Please! Rules for this Bad Rat Roller. The top tiny rat commander just makes this perfect:)

Jason Compton

I think OPR accidentally made something people are going to ask them to do 😂

Will Welty

I love these so much, you teasing bastards....

Josh Grillo

Like Andre The Giant on a Big Wheel. OPR Kart, I love it.

brandonh

I could get into a Death Race 2000 style racing game or a demolition derby free for all.

Roy Boley

This April 1st joke is so going to blow up in their face as we all demand a Mario Cart style game with customizable racers for every race. Better get onto it OPR :)

Sebastian Ocampo

GW has bloodbowl, OPR has Cart Racing! I like it! I need more death roller for other factions :D

Scott B

Absolutely brilliant idea! We definitely need a racer for each faction now.

G0DAX3

im feeling more about .. Kart Raging... 🤪.... just hope we will have the jackall one release soon... so just shut up take my money and give me more....magnetized time is over. says welcome to the spring laucher time....

Liam Milross

Genuinely laughed out loud... the clown bicycle posture is amazing!

Riru Isla

I really hope, racing minis will be a thing until the point you release a rules set, it will be awesome

Rigaroga

I mean … sets of 2D models and terrain, including track segments, for the "one off" Wasteland Racing rules would actually be neat.

Corrin Mana

You say April fools joke, I say Fantasy GorkaMorka.

Gatchaman

Totaly up for more racers! I'll pit them against the Duchy steam ostriches and boars and the sisters bikes. We got ourselves one epic whacky race! Also what an amazing sculpt for the sole purpose of an april's fool! You guys rock!

GunnyJeeves

Perspective 1 - LOL Perspective 2? - Dang... Now I'm gonna be up all night crafting an OPR simple tabletop racing game... It is actually a pretty good way to involve the youngsters. Imagine you draw out a track on your tabletop. 4 LAPS, no more, no less... Weapons lay effects on the track either where you are, behind you, or ahead of you. Your moves can be picked by setting your speed in the next round on a card that is face down. 12 speed you can not turn... 6 speed and you could make a 60 degree turn during your 6" move. 20,40,60,80 degree turn and a number of inches forward... Speed plus Agility = 12 (A speed 6 agility 6 vehicle could move 6 and agile enough to turn up to 60 degrees...) Each weapon could: * CCW --> If close enough on your turn to hit, Roll a D6 they take one wound, and you knock them that many inches away from you. * Ranged Weapons --> Will allow you to place a 6" round template onto the track within range. Run over the template, and take a wound... * Each contestant gets 3 wounds... Take all three and you wreck and lost the race. No killing. No really bad stuff beyond a mario kart type of thing, but I can see a couple kids having a blast on a tabletop game as a result. 10/10 April Fool's Scale... :-)

GunnyJeeves

Minimum speed "4" (As that leaves 8 for the 80 degree turn). Roll-off for initiative each turn AFTER their move number is set for this turn, but BEFORE they actually move... (so this allows both players to do "attacks" with genuine element of surprise). I can see this being actually fun.

GunnyJeeves

Aww man.... Jumps and chicanes or other built in track obstacles... (Think Star Wars and pod-racing with the sand people snipers staking out one area of the track...) You roll a 10+ to not take damage and either add your declared speed or add your agility to clear it unscathed... Jump or Track Snipers - Roll D6 and add your speed. Oil Slick or Chicane - Roll D6 and add your Agility (12-your declared speed)

Liam Milross

Who's gonna tell him about Gaslands?

sully

or Wasteland Racing...

GunnyJeeves

Oh no... More research :-)

GunnyJeeves

Couldn't find wasteland racing and Gaslands looked way too complex honestly. Rolled like 20 dice before anything even moved, talking about gears and the like... I think a mechanic almost like a simplified X-Wing where you just pick your "speed" this round, and this negatively impacts your possible turning options the faster that speed is... Nothing really hits you, weapons hit the track and its on you to try an avoid them without leaving the track. Dangers on the track can be aided by or hindered by speed adding or subtracting to your "dangerous terrain" roll. Anything resolved with one roll, ending in one wound with zero wounds left being a crash / disqualification. I'm gonna do it OPR simple and try it out. Heck, the Star Wars Pod-Racing angle alone where the track is the main danger sounds fun, as would a lore-semi-appropriate "Custodes Open" where they do a jet-bike race around the ship while doing their gladatorial games with demons unleashed. Each demon gets a 6" area and you smack the demon you take a wound and remove the demon... go through their 6" zone and roll for taking a wound, but the threat stays on the board. IDK. It still sounds fun the deeper I dig, but a "racing game" to me just needs to be very fast to resolve... and as an "introductory game" there needs to be a focus on an element of strategy, like your speed. Turn 1 you're invulnerable and zipping around carefree... Turn 3 you have one wound left and you're careful as heck wondering if you have enough speed to get there, but enough agility left over to avoid taking that last wound. I think that is the bridge that introduces someone into the tabletop game scene, and you could do this with matchbox cars, model cars, tabletop minis, or tabletop or toy starships.

Emma Marx

Pretty plz do a real cart racing game 🥺❤️ this is something I could get my mom and my partner to play!

Chris Bryant

kinda want a Kart racer game now....

Robert Bomer

Yeah that was funny and all , but I really want this mini.

ThomasIndy

... At least for now (unless/until they take it off of google drive), you CAN have that mini. Just click the link!

a cool dog

I have to echo the sentiment that I live in a world with Blood Bowl, so "Age of Fantasy Motorsports" would fit right in. The Skirmish equivalent would be a Age of Equestrian Competition game.

One Page Rules

You can have it! Download it, print, paint, play with it.

CBP

I would love 3 or 5 version per Faction and than use it for Gaslands or an edited version of those rules. OPR-Fantasy Racing

GunnyJeeves

Like the GW2 mount races :-) Awesome!

GunnyJeeves

So, I built a core set of Grimdark and Fantasy Racing rules that is only One Page (Just one actually, no front and back.) and it really focuses on simplicity. NASCAR vs F1? NASCAR. Every car is the same... Same speed and agility maximums, (They total up to 12), same weapons / effects, etc... Each turn you privately pick your 'speed' 1-12, and the rest is your agility for the turn. This is your tactical steering wheel, as each point of agility lets you turn by up to 10 degrees, but you have to move your full move you selected. From there, everything is resolved in one roll of 1D6 each player, and it can work with several players, not just 2. I asked OPR for an email to send to them, as I intend to give this to them freely, but until that happens, anyone can have this ruleset as I put it here: https://jeeveswifi.com/GrimdarkFantasyRacing.pdf Comment if you like it!

GunnyJeeves

I actually just captured on paper a full simple set of rules and posted it here. I took some of your perspective for Fantasy into account and I think it can accommodate even actual equestrian terrain elements. (Basically obstacles that are either speed or agility focused.) See what you think. It is in another post I made on this thread, but I wanted to tell you specifically.

Kevin E Henry

This "joke" was actually a great idea. There's tabletop football that uses fantasy-type creatures. probably soccer and baseball too. Why not racing. Video games do it, I don't see why tabletop games couldn't. There's gaslands which could probably be classified as a sci-fi racing game. no reason another could be created.

GunnyJeeves

I saw Gaslands and it seemed way overly complex. I'd love to hear what you thought of my racing game rules. I gave these rules to OPR and tried to make them loosely in the OPR format to begin with. I think that anyone probably over 8 could pretty easily follow this, and I think it might make an awesome gateway to the hobby.

Tony Miller

The legends tell of “Nazjar” and how the wildest of the land rode chariots of steam and flame!

EsTOEban

Lol why'd patreon send me this update today? I'm happy they did, but odd hahaha

James Johnson

One page rules gorka morka? Or gaslands? Sign me up! XD

PixRetro

Noooooo.... did I miss it? Oh wait... this is last year's? Daaaamn... I want a ratman racer...