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Constantine (2005) - Full Reaction (Patreon)

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2024-10-10 10:00:10
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A haiku for Constantine but pretend Keanu is 2 syllables not 3

Keanu smirks, so cool,

Exorcising with style,

Hell's just a long duel.

This was different, I think in a good way? Let’s all be nice and go to the up and up ok?

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[Full Reaction] Constantine (2005)

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JPDotCom23

I think she's now ready to watch 'The Exorcist'. 2022, 'Constantine 2' was greenlit so this aint over.

(Nolo)finwe

Cassie didn’t see Leboof become an Angel ?

Nolofinwe

Cassie I just watched Constantine a second time with you. It’s one of my favorites, but I noticed You said something when Shia LaBeouf killed the demon to save Keanu You said : Thank you “Grasshopper” a reference to “Kung Fu “ the TV, movie and series with David Carradine . one of my top 3 ever. am I my correct ? If I am how do you know it

Andrew Roach

After the opening sequence of John getting rid of the demon in the girl and after seeing the demon's breath blast she actually asks, she actually asks "Wait, is this a supernatural movie?" I was stunned. Anyway, time to quit as soon as it became clear that she was the only reactor I've ever seen not to love Lou.