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Published:
2025-07-14 02:39:30
Edited:
2025-07-15 06:10:48
Imported:
2026-06

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Hey quick update:We have been trying to upload jaws 2 from me in Alberta to Ben in Utah for over 24 hours we have 6.8 gigs out of 49 🤦‍♀️ my parents have terrible internet and no access to better. We brought it to my aunts to hopefully finish overnight. Jaws 2 still on the way, sorry for this.


Hey friends,

Wanted to let you know Enter the Dragon will be up tonight shortly. Jaws 2 will be up by tomorrow, we were having some technical difficulties getting the reactions through the clouds from Canada to Utah. But it is watched and files are good and will be swimming your way tomorrow!

Love you bunches of oats


Cassie

ps Boards don’t hit back 👊

Comments

Edgar Gonzalez

Yay! Bruce Lee's "Enter the dragon" !!!!!!

Jay Jay Reyes

Thank you Cassie!!!!!!! 🦈 🦈

Jeff Rogers

"Boards don't hit back." 😂

JohnnyUtah

Cannot believe we're getting graced with enter the dragon!

fish_thefilmcollector

Only wish the release order was flipped. Ready to watch Jaws 2!!

djKENTO

Oooo any excuse to bust out the 4K of Enter the Dragon is a good one. It’s one of the first movies I ever got on laser disc. Then it was one of the first DVDs I ever owned. Got it with my copy of The Matrix and watched them in repeat. With commentary, bonus features. So nostalgic for me.

2-Can

Now she can watch Kentucky Fried Movie.

Edgar Gonzalez

Cassie, you should also react to jet li's "Kiss of the dragon" and "Romeo must die"!!!!

Erik Locquiao

"It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."

Richard Maurer

Don’t miss all that Heavenly Glory.

GomezAddams

Bruce Lee movies gave us Chuck Norris who blessed us all with so many wonderful memes. 🥋🤠👢🇨🇱👊🫶

Art Vandalaay

Looking forward to Enter the Dragon. And now you’ve seen it, you’re officially 12% cooler and 100% more likely to accidentally karate chop a lamp shade 😂

Chris Thom

Welcome back! I've never actually seen Enter the Dragon. Maybe it's time.

Samuel Champ

Bruce Lee died the month I turned 12. At that time I thought his movies were the best to hit theaters. So they hold a special place in my memory. Thank you, Cassie.

Bill Maurer

She should watch "Way of the Dragon" next and watch them fight each other

Clint Patac

Awesome! I’d say go in a Bruce Lee run. Or at least watch, “Dragon, Bruce Lee Story” (1993). Keep up the great work. Love the channel, and the only reactor I follow in Patreon.

Chris Thom

Is that a quote from the movie?

GomezAddams

And on down the road.. Kung Fu Hustle

Dan M

Thanks for the update, Cassie! Looking forward to both reactions! 🍿 🐉 🦈 💜

K, Zachary

I am sure the Patreon ping will wake me up. Two plane rides sitting on two tarmacs for over an hour total. We're done. I own all Bruce Lee's movies. Once I learned he was best friends with.......🥱😴💤💤

Gray

Some Bruce Lee action thats my Monday night sorted

Happy Hanukkah

Yay for the Dragon! "Love you bunches of oats" Thanks, but you can keep Joyce Carol. "Boards don’t hit back" Unless you delete the most popular forum. :-P

Celeste McAllister🍓

I'm thinking of the Bruce Lee from 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood'. If you think Bruce's moves are sped up,he really was quick as lightning....

Just Plain Bob

Now that she’s seen Bruce Lee and been introduced to Sonny Chiba as sword maker Hattori Hanzo in “Kill Bill”, it’s time that Cassie watched Chiba in his greatest role as Tsurugi in “The Street Fighter” (1974). Chiba was to karate movies what Bruce Lee was to kung fu movies.

Maisie

The Sixth Sense reaction STILL does not work.

Happy Hanukkah

France is entering Bastille Day, celebrated on July 14th. Which can mean but one thing: It is July 2025, and I hereby advocate for *that* version of The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996). [#007] Dedicated to Richard Maurer. (Of relevance, Hard Target was not included in the current poll.)

Richard Maurer

And Ip Man. And Hero. And The Raid; Redemption.

Chris Thom

I keep thinking it's a joke, but do you actually really like that movie? I don't remember a ton about it, other than Marlon Brando acting strange in a ton of sunscreen.

Richard Maurer

He actually had to slow down for the cameras to catch his moves.

Bill Maurer

"Kiss of the Dragon" .. add that to the list

Just Plain Bob

Nowhere else to really put this now, so I’ll just plunk it down right here. I believe there’s a simple solution to the disappearing FAQ comment thread. Since creators are only allowed one pinned post and Cassie’s pinned post is her FAQ, what if Cassie (or her team) created a new collection in her “Collections” section? The new collection could be called “General Discussion” or “A Place for Gabbing for the Technology Illiterates” or something similar. The collection would consist of a single post - a quick 1 minute “hidey ho, Patreon buddy, here’s a place for general discussion” video. People could then comment on the post, just like they used to do on the FAQ pinned post. Reference the collection from the FAQ page so people know where the general discussions are held. It would serve EXACTLY the same purpose as the old FAQ comment section and it would still be here on Patreon, easily accessible with just a click or two. No popping back and forth between different apps and trying to find your Popcorn buddies and where they’re commenting that day.

Clay F

Sounds good. Thanks for the update. You guys are doing good.

Jay Davis

I must've seen Enter the Dragon something like 100+ times since I was a kid. Will I watch it again. Heck yes!

Frisky Dingo

Not a fan of Enter the Dragon personaly but there is always gonna be some bad movie choices

Richard Maurer

Thanks for your opinion. Still can’t wait for the reaction though.

Norm

You must not have read the update on the FAQ post that literally says just that... "I just ask that you move those convos over to individual movie/poll posts or use Discord, where you can chat as much as you'd like and have conversations about movies and so many other subjects!"

Happy Hanukkah

Did I "really like" that movie? Heck no, but I did derive enjoyment from its off-the-wallness, and I think it would make for a fun reaction. (Though it's likely to join the exclusive ranks of movies that are not Cassie's favorites. :-) ) So I'd actually look forward to a reaction to it, but it is not worthy of my constant advocacy, which is indeed, as you perceived, a joke. The obscure origin of this joke can be found buried halfway through the long comments section of: https://www.patreon.com/posts/120912579 (In the one thread started by Andrew Taylor.) And so, as usual, the blame affixes to Richard Maurer. :-)

Happy Hanukkah

And with an enviable (and stereotype-challenging) physique.

Happy Hanukkah

Ben sometimes has good ideas. :-) Although it is biased and takes some liberties with the truth, the Dragon biopic is an enjoyable introduction to the Bruce Lee legend, and (just for you!) it even has romance! :-)

Happy Hanukkah

The trouble is that the other 40% of me is fat! :-)

Happy Hanukkah

As Lao Tse didn't say, "The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long."

Chris Thom

Congrats, by the way! Know you've been pushing for this one for a while. Trying to find the cheapest way to watch it for my first time atm.

Chris Thom

Good idea. And I think there should be an icon for it between the settings, purchases, notifications, community, etc. Just super easy to find. Nice and orderly and user friendly. Maybe post some basic conduct rules for the heading.

Richard Maurer

Already watched Cassie’s reaction. Another good one.

Richard Maurer

At this point I think we have established that inanimate objects do NOT hit back. Which is a good thing, considering the number of inanimate objects I’ve hit in my lifetime.

Joe J

I disagree. Highly rated movie both critically and in popular culture. The iconic martial arts film.

Ted Whalen

This is Shark week on the Discovery Channel so I am ready for Jaws 2!

bgb1975 (Brian)

Never seen it. Never been into the Kung Fu movies like Michael from "Office Space". Looking forward to the reaction, though.

Jay Davis

That Bruce to Bolo tie-in in Bloodsport was brilliant... my. That's a lot of Bs.

Maisie

Thank you! Please do!

bknsty14

Peter was into Kung fu movies. Michael was into gangster rap. Lawrence was into the breast exam show. The chick in that kinda looks like Anne.

TheSingulatarian

Sounds like you need a visit from BIG JIM SLADE.

bgb1975 (Brian)

Dangit.....yes....of course.....Peter! A very, very bad man!

2-Can

Fish, just keep munching The popcorn that you’re eating.

G

No worries! Your upload schedule is crazy-- still catching up on last month!

Edgar Gonzalez

Remember "Bloodsport"... He quotes something similar after Jean Claude's death punch demonstration. He says 'very good, but brick not hit back' lol

Edgar Gonzalez

' Very good, but brick not hit back' lol

Edgar Gonzalez

Yep, that was the whole point. O'Hara thought that breaking that board would intimidate Bruce...boy was he wrong lol

Gábor Árki

As my computer networks professor used to say back in university: never underestimate the bandwidth of a van full of hard drives. Based on these numbers that is a 0,6 Mbps upload, so it might actually be simpler and faster to send it on a physical storage device to Utah with an express courier service. 😄

Old As Dirt Bert

There's probably a new tariff on Canadian upload speed...

Rick Rodriguez

I know what happened. The shark followed them to Alberta and is thwarting the internet. Like in Jaws: The Revenge.

Shawn Kildal

Don't forget, you did see Bruce Lee's son, Brandon, in a movie also. The Crow.

Uncle Phoenix

That’s what I was thinking; just like that episode in season one of Star Trek Discovery, where that,…oops. Almost forgot and dropped a spoiler.

JC762

49 gigs?!! Whaaaa?

kaiielle

They record in 4K, so that file size checks out haha.

Gray

Still repping an old school modem then probably quicker to send it in the mail lol

BlueChip300

You're gonna need a bigger internet connection...

Ted Whalen

So I went back to watch Cassie's and Carly's reaction to Jaws. There is a scene where Cassie is explaining why she has never gone in the ocean past her knees. Cassie says, "she did not grow up around the water and PLUS THE SALT." I love that attempt for an excuse.....hmmmm......but doesn't she live in a state that is famous for a lake that has a lot of saltwater?????? I believe that Salt Lake has a higher salt level than the ocean. I can't wait to hear if there is a new excuse for not going into the ocean (of course I am just joking, I have a sister that refuses to go into the ocean after watching Jaws).

K, Zachary

2,053 days since Ohio State last beat Michigan in football. Sorry had to do it. I don't even really like college football. Just my Steelers. We recently watched Jaws with Cassie and Carly for Jaws 50th anniversary. You know you have to dive underneath the waves. Then the water comes up to your neck. Dolphins swim past you at that depth. I strongly recommend it. We will back in Cali in a few weeks. Shark attacks are so rare. You can swim with Great Whites and they won't bother you. Great Whites get such a bad rap. They are only going to start getting bigger.

Ted Whalen

We will see if the NCAA decides to remove those UM wins because of the sign stealing (bunch of scum bag cheaters)! Go Bucks!!!!!!!!

Mike Lemon

If only they had that connection from Japan that set the record- 1.(something) petabits/second (it could download Netflix in a second).

K, Zachary

Eventually people will show their true colors. In a innocent setting like this. Every team cheats Ohio State did too. Nobody stripping any wins away It's like they won't strip Barry Bonds of those titles most home runs in a season and in a career. You can't punish him because, you would have to punish everyone else using steroids as well. That's impossible I don't care about college football at all. I have a bad history with OSU fans. Which I don't care to get into. I just know that Ohio State fans can't stand losing to Michigan. I honestly don't care All I care about is Women's BBALL , The Indiana Fever, The Cubs and The Steelers that's it. Occasionally we get free tickets to see the Chicago Blackhawks and we will go. We both have Blackhawk Jerseys. ✌️ Peace be with you

Ted Whalen

Ohio State Buckeye fans can definitely be obnoxious! I was at the 2022 and 2024 Michigan/OSU games so those still sting. I am happy to see that there are a couple of former Buckeyes playing for the Steelers.

Todzilla

Do they have Starlink in Canada?!

Mark Vaderr

Do they have indoor plumbing in Canada?