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Hey guys, a couple quick announcements and changes. Should have knocked harder on wood when I said “we’re about to get more organized!”

Carly and I were supposed to watch Batman vs Superman today but we couldn’t due to unforeseen circumstances. Today has been totally nuts. We will switch that to next week and there will be a surprise reaction tomorrow night instead! It will be unexpected muhahaha

Also my parents have a small window with their business that became available to visit here next weekend. So I am going to move the YT Live to the following weekend to be on 9/6 at 4pm MST.

The Human Centipede Comedy ;) will be up late tonight tomorrow morning!

Sorry for the changes! Hope you’re having a great weekend!

xxooxoxo

Cassie

Comments

Bill Maurer

All is well. Take care and enjoy family time together.

LukeG84

Interested to see what the surprise reaction is. Hope it’s something good.

Richard Maurer

Human Centipede is hilarious - from the right perspective.

MannyDC

Hopefully BvS is the Ultimate Edition version 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Daniel Grussi

Just watched the thunderbolts reaction another PIB classic!

Gray

Sounds good to me, is the surprise more GoT episodes 😉🤣

Ike

This is like when the pilot gets on the PA and tells you stuff like the weather, the temperature and where he’s going to hang-a-left after takeoff…. you’re thinking, “Okay. Just as long as we end up in Dallas like the tickets says, we’re good.” Godspeed Cassie! 🫡🙂

Brian McGovern

I am going to make an "IMPOSSIBLE" guess as to what the surprise reaction will be. My "MISSION" is to keep quiet about it. Let us see if my "FINAL RECKONING" is correct. I bet noone will guess what my guess will be. 😆

Just Plain Bob

Surprise! Looks like we’re finally getting that Exorcist/Evil Dead/The Fly triple header we were waiting for.

Tim Weaver

Surprise reaction going to be I am Sam with Carli

Bill Maurer

Some more GoT would be great !!

Richard Maurer

She obviously hinted at the surprise in her post……………It’s HUMAN CENTIPEDE!!!!!!! Can’t wait, so much fun!

MannyDC

Right On!!! & y’all both enjoy🫶🏽

Chris Thom

A s-- ton of people on YouTube have been asking Carly to join for those. Maybe it's happening.

Chris Thom

I knew it. Batman and Robin needed to come first before more Snyderverse. It's happening ya'll. Gird yer loins.

Dan M

“I see some changes”. When Cassie typed that it got really cold in the room and you could see her breath. So, a surprise reaction, eh? After piecing all the clues together, and through logical deduction and sound reasoning, I have come to the conclusion that the surprise reaction will be…….yeah, I got nothing. But I love surprises. Can’t wait to see what it is.

Just Plain Bob

Chris, from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, “…thinking makes it so.” If that proves true you’ll owe all your fellow patrons a huge apology. Good god, what have you done?

Chris Thom

Yayyy. Synder Cut of Justice League is also MUCH better.

Gray

No chance

Philip Alan

I really hope you choose to accept it.

Chris Thom

A joint reaction to The Fly would be a proper August shock.

Chris Thom

Yeah I shouldn't put that out into the universe. Bad karma.

Shawn Kildal

Which football movie are we doing this year??

Clay F

My guesses are Thelma & Louise (1991) or Lion (2016). Or The Peanut Butter Falcon (2019) she has mentioned.

Chris Thom

Ohhhhh I get it. That sounds kinda right actually.

Gray

My actual guess is an Intersteller reaction in the cinema room or a comedy such as Monty Python's Life of Brian.

djKENTO

And you are watching the ULTIMATE CUT of Batman V Superman right?

Mark White

Duuueeeelllllllllllllll🚗🚛

Mark White

Oh I hope it is Interstellar, but I’m not that lucky I’m afraid. Life of Brain would be great.

Mark White

So is Cannonball run. 😉😆

Mark White

Cassie has said so in a comment further down. So should be.

Philip Alan

she stated yes in a reply below. :)

Dean Holt

If she’s doing one, I’m hoping it’s Any Given Sunday.

Shawn Kildal

I believe she said that will happen during the scary but not too scary October

Ted Whalen

Brian Song or North Dallas Forty

Just Plain Bob

From your lips to God’s ears, Mark. But I think we’ll have to wait until October for that.

Shawn Kildal

My top 3 hopefuls are Brian's Song, Friday Night Lights and The Express

Dean Holt

Guys, I don’t think it will be Mission Impossible or anything with Carly. Because if she can’t do BvS with Carly then how’s Cassie going to watch something else with her. - With the muhahaha I can see why some of you think it could be a horror film and I’d be cool with it. I was kinda hoping for something a bit more upbeat or just a comedy (please god nothing from the 50s). But I’d be really down for a Horror Comedy like Monster Squad, My Best Friends a Vampire, The Final Girls, Happy Death Day or Fright Night.

Mark White

The suspense of waiting is nearly as suspenseful as the movie!

Mad World

Please dont make us wait too long on the Game of Thrones :D

Laura Thornley

Yeah there's no way Carly would be joining for that, its too much of a time investment even if she wanted to.

My_Cousin_Mose

The surprise reaction is obviously Borat.

Just Plain Bob

I’m gonna post a rather lengthy list of suggestions (over 100) for the spooky season. Reading that should keep you busy until October. Don’t know if Patreon limits the number of characters allowed in a comment. If they do, I surely exceeded it. I’ll probably post to Cassie’s next update. Be curious to know what you think.

Mark White

Nice one Bob, I shall keep a eye out for it.

Mark White

Oh my! I can’t even get my head around that! 😂

Jeri1979

Well, I think most people here should be used to the delays and changes by now.

Mark White

I’ve got to go with: The Damed United (2009) 92% RT

Wesley White

No worries at all Cass! Besides, gives me time to finally send out my package to you very soon lol! Have a good Sunday to you as well! I just cannot stop watching "Cutthroat Island" let alone listening to the soundtrack on my Ipod lately, such a good movie! Last night I went to the movie theater to see a movie that I've been so eager to finally see after seeing the trailer for it, "Primitive War" based on the novel of the same name, it's basically the Vietnam War meets Jurassic Park🦖and it was.............. AWESOME!!!! I was on the edge of my seat the entire movie and a few times I actually gripped the arms of my seat I got so tense lol! That's also a movie you should react to when it comes out on streaming, hands down it's my MOTY (Movie Of The Year) of 2025 for me lol! Love and support, enjoy your parents visit, you and Carly are the best, and God bless y'all and the family🥰😇🙏🤗😉✌🌹

My_Cousin_Mose

I'm not sure what Cassie would think about it but it would certainly make a reaction.

Richard Maurer

Nope - it’s Human Centipede. I’ve had a feeling that Cassie secretly wants to see it. I mean she has to be curious about it, right? Who wouldn’t be?

Yeshi

that would be super fun ngl

Clarence Newman

Stop threatening us, Bob! And Mark - I would love to believe you, but as she's already promised that one, it doesn't quite fit into the description of "unexpected". Nor would Interstellar for that matter. Human Centipede would, but I'm happy to see she has now struck that word through in her intro. Nobody wants to see that except Rene. Could be Towering Inferno. *Should* be Towering Inferno really, as it's the best film that didn't make the final four. And Cassie picked it as a pick so she's clearly DYING to watch it. I'd accept Rhinestone, though. That really would be unexpected.

Clarence Newman

Ooh. Maybe that's why she left Thelma off the polls.

Clarence Newman

I'm going to take some of the heat off Chris by suggesting Cannonball Run.

Mark White

It certainly would! 😳😆

Clarence Newman

Unfortunately, the right perspective is hanging upside down from the rafters with your wings folded across your chest.

Clarence Newman

A surprise for me?? Cassie, you shouldn't have.

Dave

Actually, to quote her comment below, she says "planning on it?", which means she intends on doing so. This is not a definite yes- We will find out when the reaction is released.

Richard Maurer

Cannonball Run? Why do you want to hurt Cassie? That film will scar her for life. She’ll never laugh again. She won’t laugh while watching Cannonball Run either. ;-)

Mark White

Maybe not a scary road movie then, but a funny one?! Or Rhinestone?! Either would make Richard turn in his Coffin 😆

bgb1975 (Brian)

Finally! "A Perfect World"! The perfect surprise! Thank you, Cassie! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!

Richard Maurer

Clarence - that’s sick. Suggesting that disgusting film to her.. do you want Cassie to be traumatized - FOR LIFE!!!!!

Richard Maurer

If she watches Human Centipede, she’ll need to watch Human Centipede 2. And Human Centipede 3. You know, to complete the trilogy. How could you stop with just one?

Mark White

Cassie, I know some people like a ordered, planned schedule. But you certainly get a load of excitable Patreon comments when you spring a surprise on us. I for one, like a surprise now and then. I just hope your unforeseen circumstances isn’t anything serious.

Richard Maurer

You have Human Centipede going on a loop 24/7. I just know it.

Mark White

Richard, you know how people berate you for wanting Cassie to watch scary stuff?! Is this like you getting your own back? Clarence and me making Cassie watch stuff that “will scar her for life”! 😆

Clay F

Clarence - I like the way you think on that. It was a little puzzling she left Thelma & Louise out of the polls.

Clarence Newman

Only if the surprise doesn't suck. No one likes a pair of slippers for Christmas, Cassie!

Clarence Newman

I'd love a bit of Lock Stock, but if Bjorn gets his pick, we're carrying him shoulder high round the lobby.

Mark White

Note to self; cancel novelty socks and scented candles xmas pressies for Clarence! 😆

Clarence Newman

Which is our purpose in life, let's face it.

Richard Maurer

When I was a teenager I got a lamp for Christmas. In a big box. I was unable to hide my dismay. It’s part of the reason I’m like this. Be careful what you give your children for Christmas.

Clarence Newman

Cassie. Richard has just nominated Cannonball Run as a legitimate October movie. Please make a note.

Clarence Newman

To be fair, Jack Elam's eyes are pretty scary.

Clarence Newman

Borat's probably a bit too much (I mean, she just wouldn't get it as entertainment), but Ali G: In Da House might be fun.

Clarence Newman

He was okay until someone turned the lamp on and his head started to smoke. He's been in the basement ever since.

Andrew Myers

OMG how dare you have a life outside the channel!

Richard Maurer

Jack Elam was the best part of that film. But that’s a pretty low bar. Like the best part of a colonoscopy.

Clarence Newman

I'm surprised no one else caught Cassie's little Easter egg right there in the title. "Changes" starts with a capital letter, which is otherwise out of place in that sentence. "Changes" is a Black Sabbath song. The "Sabbath" is Sunday. No one works on Sunday except priests and chain gangs. Therefore, the "unexpected" reaction is either The Exorcist or Cool Hand Luke. That's right. I'm bad.

Richard Maurer

It’s going on the the Nope list where it belongs, you monster!

Richard Maurer

That’s a lot of work you did just to be wrong.

Clarence Newman

The last time I had one of them, the doctor told me it was the cleanest colon he'd ever seen. The nurse gave me a high five.

Clarence Newman

That's even better, Mike. The Saturdays sang "All Fired Up", "Higher" and "Lose Control". Therefore.....Towering Inferno.

Richard Maurer

The definition of: Too much information.

Dan M

Clarence, you just made my head hurt with your reasoning, but I do believe you’re on to something with the word Changes. But I think she may be referring to a change in seasons, since we’re nearing the end of summer and approaching fall. So maybe it’s a movie with an Autumn vibe, like The Big Chill, School Ties, Mystic Pizza, or St. Elmo’s Fire.

Dan M

Richard, I have a feeling there are several reasons why you are the way you are. But whatever they are, they’ve made for some of the best comments in these posts. Don’t ever change, man.

Dan M

Good guess!

Dan M

I’m all in for Fright Night and The Monster Squad, either now of during October.

Clarence Newman

Maybe Dan, but I've just checked my wishlist and none of those films are on there. Therefore, illogical.

Dan M

How about The Longest Yard with Burt Reynolds, and The Longest Yard with Adam Sandler and Burt Reynolds?

Dan M

That’s not bad karma, Chris. That’s Bat Karma.

Clarence Newman

What are you doing, Dan??? Don't encourage the nutcase!

Dan M

The Human Centipede might be better suited for Tender November.

Brian McGovern

Booyakasha. Mass respeck for West Side massive. Aahai?

JohnnyUtah

Come on Interstellar!!!

Dan M

I guess one half of great is better than 100% of bad.

Dan M

To quote Cassie in her post…MUAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!

2-Can

This better not end with Clarence deducing that Cassie is made of wood . . .

Clarence Newman

Wood, 2-Can? Quit riddling me with your superior intelligence. My tiny brain is throbbing. Team America: World Police?

Mike Lemon

Why watch ter... Oops, not allowed to say that.

Richard Maurer

Clarence - living in a glass house, throwing stones.

Richard Maurer

He keeps his bat karma in his utility belt.

Dean Holt

Monster Squad would be a good one for Carly to join as well.

Above Average Dave

Can we share in what sector the parental business resides? Is this something that one (or even two) may support either online, or perhaps next time two (or even three) are in Alberta? Or does one (but not me as that one) have to, like, break one (or even two) of their own bones? If the latter, I shall personally eschew. However, there are always business advertising baseball caps one (or even infinity) could purchase if they have a cool logo and colors that do not clash with seasonal wardrobe choices per se. As it were. If you will. Such as it is. Anon.

MikeLL

That will be next week. Unless it is the surprise reaction because Cassie couldn't wait a week! Hmmmm . . .

Clarence Newman

Nope, can't be that. She's seen Holy Grail.

Clarence Newman

"Shattered Image" by Dolly Parton! Great song. And she was also in Rhinestone.

Clarence Newman

You can say it, Mike. Why watch terrible films like Horror of Dracula? I mean, whoa!

Thomas

That’s OK as long as everything‘s good with you and your family don’t worry about the rest

Mike Lemon

But she hasn't seen The Sword in the Stone (1963), which deals with some of the same characters.

Richard Maurer

You’ve already said you liked Horror of Dracula, Clarence. Just like how I said that I didn’t like Cannonball Run, there’s no going back.

Clarence Newman

That was probably on the FAQ thread, which doesn't exist anymore. Therefore, you cannot prove it and I'll thank you to cease your libel.

Richard Maurer

I’m not liable to cease my libel - ha! See what I did there?

Happy Hanukkah

"He had a pretty wife, this pretty fly But one day she flew away, flew away" Because pretty as he might be, he was nonetheless a Person of Palour.

Mike Lemon

"No one likes a pair of slippers for Christmas," ...But, but I like my slippers... They look like grey furry monster feet.

Clarence Newman

Love at First Bite is looking like a great idea over here.

Clarence Newman

A true anomaly. A man who likes getting slippers for Christmas but only likes 3 of the films that have ever been made ever.

Richard Maurer

Your record of championing bad films is unassailable.

Mike Lemon

Hey... I *push* for 3, there are 67 on my Popcorn Request list, and dozens more that I haven't put on that list yet. Just because nobody has heard of them, that doesn't mean they weren't made.

Mark White

What’s your Top 10 please Mike?

Nolofinwe

did I read human centipede. ..... Please tell me this is a gag ! LOL

Nolofinwe

Family comes first baby first last and always. always be time for movies later

2-Can

That’s Bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., Clarence.

Above Average Dave

It was a thread I started when Cassie announced she was doing Human Condition. I wrote how, even though it is almost indistinguishable from Human Centipede (other than concept, plot, characters, dialogue, actors, decade and genre), people should not get confused. Ha and Ha, I say.

K, Zachary

Just like a MLB trade. Trade Batman vs Superman for a movie to be named later. We get it. Huh both of us slept right through this ping.

Uncle Phoenix

LOL, I made a similar mistake when I was a kid. I made my poor dad watch (what I thought was) “Chariots of Fire” (1981). Unfortunately, for my dad, in 1981 another movie came out with FIRE in the title. And I ended up making my poor dad watch “QUEST for Fire” (1981) with Ron Perlman. LOL.

Joe J

Cassie, is the new "General Chat" area still happening?

Mike Lemon

Top ten what? Movies I like watching, movies I would want Cassie to watch, etc.?

Mark White

Sorry Mike, clear as mud there! So top 10 movies you would like Cassie to watch on PiB?

Steve Holton

Hi Dave, Cassie has mentioned before that her parents now have a food truck business in Canada.

Joe J

I can see Thelma & Louise, seems reasonable.

Joe J

The surprise reaction will be The Towering Inferno or Thelma & Louise...I can feel in my bones, lol.

Joe J

What's too long, she drops 2 episodes a week?

Mark White

That I would very much like to know???

Above Average Dave

This is fantastic! Thanks, Steve. I think all the Patreons showing up one afternoon for a group call-ahead order would be the best event ever. Of course, we wouldn't say who we are or why we're there other than to eat. 🤣

Joe J

All Horror & Horror-lite is reserved for October only.

Joe J

Duel is 92 minutes. Grab Carly for the reaction, then we get a longer reaction, lol.

Mark White

I really hope Carly does watch it. It’s defiantly Carly safe. My Wife has watched it and really enjoyed it and Carly and my wife are on the same level of movie tolerances.

James M

"The Human Centipede" joke made me shudder. I made the mistake of watching it. It's on my list of films I'd un-see if that was possible.

Dean Holt

Joe, yeah I get that but I don’t see any harm in watching a few through the year. Horror movies shouldn’t just be for Halloween.

Mike Lemon

Okay, that is pretty tough. I went through my hard drive and picked out the top movies I would like her to watch (it ended up at 50 titles) and narrowing it down today, it may change tomorrow, 4-10 in no particular order. 1- Indictment: The McMartin Trial (1995) 2- The Last Unicorn (1982) 3- City of Angels (1998) 4- Song of the South (1946) 5- Blown Away (1994) Jeff Bridges 6- Hudson Hawk (1991) 7- Mr Brooks (2007) 8- Man Without a Face (1993) 9- Rebound - The Legend of Earl The Goat Manigault (1996) 10- Soul Surfer (2011) - She might have seen this one 10b - Tinker Bell and the Legend of the Neverbeast (2014) (bonus) Mini-series- Shogun (1980) Pride and Prejudice (1995) Jesus of Nazareth (1977)

Mark White

Cool, thanks Mike. I’ve got to admit, I haven’t seen quite a few of them. So I had better update my “to watch” list. Well, You introduced me to Indictment and I can’t thank you enough. That’s a Cassie movie all day long. City of Angels, I feel doesn’t get talked about enough, underrated and some great songs. Blown away, always really liked that. Tommy Lee jones does a great bad guy! Hudson Hawk, also underrated and I really enjoyed that one. As for Pride and Prejudice, I think we discussed that one before. My wife is a wildly mad fan of the bbc adaption and can quote it word for word! I kid you not! It’s very good and is much closer to the original Jane Austin novel than the movie. Thanks Mike. 🙂

Chris Thom

Have you seen the newest Jurassic Park? Was considering renting it. Wondering if it was any good.

Above Average Dave

Again, basically the same movie except for everything involved with both. 😁

Tyler Hale

For me, it’s the second

Wesley White

I have seen it, and it was okay worth watching! But man, Primitive War blows it out of the water!

Clarence Newman

I'm a little less adventurous than you guys, so my "wish-I-could-unwatch" movies are Leaving Las Vegas, Derailed & The Substance. The first two because of specific scenes, the last because of the last 30 minutes.

Clarence Newman

That would work for about two minutes, Dave, before someone said, "I will literally tip you $100 if you can get your daughter to react to....."

Clarence Newman

Wouldn't it be funny if Cassie had a rule in place where, if anyone guesses her surprise reaction, she changes it?

Clarence Newman

Well duh, Mike. We've all got Tinkerbell and the Legend of the Neverbeast on our list. Indictment is the star of the show, of course, but City of Angels, Blown Away and Man Without A Face are also good. The low-key jewel is probably Pride and Prejudice, and particularly that version. According to Wifey, no one touches Colin Firth as Mr Darcy.

Joe J

Hudson Hawk. 😳

Joe J

Dean - Many of us feel the same, however, Cassie has turned a deaf ear to our pleas, lol.

TheSingulatarian

"Quest for Fire" isn't bad but I'm pretty sure the version on Amazon Pime is the TV edit.

Tyler Hale

Substance was awesome

Mike Lemon

@Clarence- Give Neverbeast a try, it is much better than the title suggests and the ending is one of my favorites. Gets me right in the feels every time.

Clarence Newman

Ah, you pretend offence, but then you both use a colon in your post. I get it. I recognise a masonic handshake when I see one.

Clarence Newman

An hour and 16 long? I think I could handle that.

Stephen Dias

It's all good. By all means, spend time with your family.

Canadianant

Extra helping of game of thrones? Maybe mission Impossible the last one? Dip into the top 100? The Blues Brothers would be make my month. Could be anything ! What's in the box?

Richard Maurer

….changes it to……..HUMAN CENTIPEDE!?!

Richard Maurer

I’ve seen movies that make Human Centipede seem tame. No joke, I watched it and was like “what’s all the fuss about?”.

Richard Maurer

Apparently it’s happening right here, for now.

Chris Thom

She actually did change her last surprise reaction to Inception. Not sure if it was because someone guessed it.

Clarence Newman

See what you started with your little joke, Cassie? You might eventually have to watch the South Park episode at least.

Above Average Dave

"No, but have you seen our condiment tray!? Best in the Province!"

Richard Maurer

Clarence at least it was a : and not a ; As colons go it’s best to have a whole :

JONATHAN REDFERN WILLIAMS

You have a great weekend too, Cassie. I'm really looking forward to the YouTube Live on 6th September; I posted a parcel to you 11 days ago and I've just checked the tracking to find that it reached you yesterday! I can't wait for you to open it!

Mark White

You can add a couple of more zero’s to that Clarence if Cassie will watch every episode of Voyager. I might have to rob a bank though!

Richard Maurer

Joke? What joke? I’m sure she was serious. This is a whole new world for Cassie. She’ll start doing collaborations with KatWatchesHorrorMovies. She’ll be discussing her favorite horror movies with @HauntedHippie.

Mark White

I’ve only got one I wish I could un-see and I watched it on this channel, PoC.

Richard Maurer

Clarence - with Cannonball Run and Rhinestone on your list do you really think you should be casting aspersions on other people’s lists?

Zach

I thinks she's becoming so interested in GoT, she's gonna watch em sooner then usual.. and release em on patron faster

Happy Hanukkah

I was originally going to write: "Clarence: :::::::::". I then realized this might be interpreted too visually.

Patrick Switzer

It's all good. Have a nice time with your family

Mark White

Bad news Mike! I’m just watching the recent PTG podcast and Cassie said she watched “the 6 hour long PBS Pride and prejudice” which I assume after a quick google is the 1995 BBC adaption. So they have seen it! 🙁

Mike Lemon

When? I listen to it this morning and I didn't hear her say that. It must have been when I got some cereal.

Cole Jennett

She won’t. No more than one of the 3 slots per week

Mike Lemon

They say so, but it has been about 40-45 days since the old one was shut down...while they were on vacation in another country, with a death in the family. Sorry about that.

Mike Lemon

Slightly off topic- has anyone seen a PIB like on any comments for the last month or so? I haven't noticed one for a while now, not even on the podcasts and they always have someone stopping by. (edit- I saw one reply, but that has been all I've seen)

Happy Hanukkah

We will call this the Armageddon 2001 rule.

Happy Hanukkah

"I like my slippers... They look like grey furry monster feet." I too have transparent slippers. :-P

Happy Hanukkah

Enough to need an entire new continent for.

Richard Maurer

I name this new continent……Colondia!

Gray

Think he's just saying it will come out earlier not that they'll be more episodes. The slots are already locked in now.

kaiielle

@Mike - Yes, I have seen plenty of comment likes from Cassie in the last month.

Walter

I'm so glad you weren't watching The Human Centipede. Please never watch that.

Richard Maurer

We don’t know that, we don’t what the surprise movie reaction will be. Keeping my fingers crossed for Human Centipede. ;-)

Nolofinwe

Quest for fire is good so his Clan of the Cave Bear, little better maybe

Nolofinwe

Clan of the cave bear is even better

Richard Maurer

Mark - I do not sleep in a coffin! I’m claustrophobic, I have a whole sepulcher out behind my house to sleep in.

Walter

wouldn't that be something

Mark White

😂 sepulcher, I had to look that up!

Richard Maurer

The veritable dawning a new age, happening right before our eyes.

Richard Maurer

I liked Quest for Fire better, as far as semi-realistic cavemen movies go. Now if you’re talking completely unrealistic caveman movies, I got to go with One Million Years B.C.

Clarence Newman

Yeah, me too, Kaiielle, though not as many as usual. I put that down to Cassie *really* not wanting to run into any GoT spoilers.

Clarence Newman

For anyone who's interested, there's an ongoing discussion about the FAQ thread replacement down in the Game of Thrones Ep 5-6 thread. Just Plain Bob's OP a dozen or so down.

Clarence Newman

Or "Caveman" with Ringo Starr, Shelley Long, Dennis Quaid and John Matuszak. State of the art it was not.

Milton Reduxed

Human Centipede really isn't that bad

Richard Maurer

My second choice for non-realistic caveman movies would be When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth. Another Hammer film like 1MYBC. You might like it Clarence, it stars a lovely actress named Victoria Vetri, wearing an outfit similar to Raquel Welch in 1MYBC, minus the fur. I liked the stop-motion dinosaurs a lot too, but I know how your mind works by now.

Joe J

I think her surprise reaction will be Thelma & Louise or The Towering Inferno.

Just Plain Bob

I wish I could make Clarence un-see that one film that-shall-remain-nameless (like Candyman I fear that, if we say it’s name too often, it’ll dark-magically appear). Then we could stop hearing about it and him extolling its virtues (which seemingly are limited to only “it eventually ends”). Imagine no more word of that movie. Birds would return to the trees (singing like in an early Disney cartoon), flowers would bloom and there would be peace on Earth and good will between all men. PS: I’m pretty sure that movie caused the pandemic. Not sure how the biology works on that but it’s my working theory.

Richard Maurer

JP Bob - Dang, didn’t know about all that happened with her. I’m not normally the type to look too much into actor’s lives, ruins the illusion for me.

Just Plain Bob

Check out “Invasion of the Bee Girls.” It’s a fantastic slice of B grade exploitation cinema from the 70s starring William Smith as the least believable federal agent ever. A bunch of men are dying from too much/too exciting sex and he’s gonna get to the bottom of it. Vetri has a prominent role as his love interest. I think it was the last thing she performed in.

Richard Maurer

Milton - It’s definitely overrated, as far as it being “graphic” is concerned, if that’s what you meant. As far as it’s quality as a film, it’s not really as bad people make it out to be either. I think a lot of the people who talk about it haven’t actually seen it, so you can’t take their comments about it too seriously. For me, while it’s not the worst movie I’ve seen, not by a long shot, I’m not really a fan either. I give it points for having a suitably weird and novel premise though. - my serious review of Human Centipede.

Joe J

Curious when to expect the "Sin City" edit? Full Reaction was Aug 9.

Milton Reduxed

Yeah I meant bad as in shocking. Cassie has seen more graphic films for sure

Richard Maurer

JP Bob - Unfortunately, because Clarence recommends so many bad movies I’m not 100% sure which bad movie you’re talking about, but I think I can safely assume it’s a two word title that has the initials C and R (hopefully that’s not enough to invoke any evil hoodoo).

Just Plain Bob

That’s the one. Perhaps we should just refer to it as the doo-doo movie. That seems like a mature, reasonable way to handle it.

Richard Maurer

Yeah, once you get past the central premise it turns out to be a one-trick pony. People, mostly people who haven’t actually seen it. have mythologized this film into the worst of the worst when that isn’t even close to being true. I’ve seen dozens of films much worse (graphic violence and gore wise) than Human Centipede.

Richard Maurer

Can we refer to Clarence as - Mr. Poopypants? (Movie reference, for those who don’t know and may be concerned).

kaiielle

@Clarence - That, and it's back-to-school time right now.

Just Plain Bob

Seems awful formal. Just Poopypants should suffice.

Richard Maurer

You have say it (or write it) like Leslie Nielsen did - MIS-ter POOPYPANTS!

Richard Maurer

If I ever win one of the big lotteries (might have to start playing to win) I would definitely make Cassie a “Very Decent Proposal” - “Okay Cassie, how much to watch (plus a YouTube edit) Horror of Dracula? Oh, you don’t take requests for money? Does $5000 dollars change your mind?” I’d totally do that if I had that kind of money. Why not? Might well enjoy it while you can. And if anyone is going to say Cassie wouldn’t take the money - you’d have to be crazy not to take that amount of money for a reaction video. Besides if she said no I’d just keep adding money till it became impossible to say no.

Clarence Newman

Heinous bullying from these two sons of hamsters. Where are the mods when I need them? I demand a 3 movie poll in damages. As for invoking the movie that cannot be named....just like Beetlejuice, say it once....say it twice.....third time's the charm....Cannonball Run Cannonball Run Cannonball Run. Guys, I am literally going to die of smugness if Cassie's surprise reaction is that masterpiece of a movie.

Richard Maurer

It will be a sign of the apocalypse if that’s the surprise reaction movie. As for a 3 movie poll - fine, but the third choice has to be none of the above, which will win easily if you put your normal recommendations on the poll.

Milton Reduxed

Very difficult to do a Sin City edit that isn't going to get age-restricted

My_Cousin_Mose

@Clarence Cassie said Borat is on the short list!

Mark White

All I need sometimes is to scroll down and see what you guys have been typing and it instantly puts a smile on my face. You guys crack me up! 😂😂

Clarence Newman

Part of my deal with Cassie will be that film 3 is "None of the above", but with 1 minute left on the poll, she has to change it to "All of the above".

Richard Maurer

Sin City will likely do well on YouTube. So I would think they’ll get to it relatively soon.

Richard Maurer

That’s a strange deal. I don’t think she’ll go for it. ;-)

Clarence Newman

I never liked Victoria Vetri. I was always an Angela Dorian fan myself.

Clarence Newman

It would need to be a big number, Richard. On a live recently, I offered her ten dollars to watch Cannonball Run and she laughed at me.

Clarence Newman

Ya wut? She's putting Borat on her shortlist??? What have we done to this girl?

Just Plain Bob

Sly dog, you know as well as we do that she was Victoria’s twin sister that posed for playboy, then killed the real Victoria and took her place.

Clarence Newman

Happened a lot in the 60s, Bob. Paul McCartney was replaced with a doppelganger too.

Just Plain Bob

So was JFK. They dyed him black and replaced the missing brain tissue with a bag of sand. I learned it from Ossie Davis/JFK himself in the documentary “Bubba Ho-Tep.”

Clarence Newman

Yep, because it means it's actually in her head somewhere. We don't want her waking up one day in October and thinking, "You know what? I feel adventurous today...."

Nolofinwe

Who the hell is Victoria Vetri ?

Richard Maurer

Ten whole dollars? I think you’d need ten million dollars to get her to watch that one.

My_Cousin_Mose

I've never been a fan of jackass myself but I bet it would elicit a similar reaction.

Clarence Newman

Also Playboy's Playmate of the Year 1968 (as Angela Dorian)