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Favorite OSP Clips? (Patreon)

Published:
2019-06-18 17:15:01
Imported:
2026-06

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Totally non-suspicious question, but what are some of your favorite OSP lines, moments, and clips that you might like to see collected into one video? Leave your favorites here!

-R&B

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Jathby Dredas

I’ll not try to replicate it here, but: from Don Quixote, Sancho’s disappointment at the potential subjects of his governorship, the silver lining he finds, and Red’s reaction to both.

Tohsaka Rin

"Because an impending fistfight with a terrifying, murderous giant is no reason not to party." "Now kiss!" "So now Ares hurts on the outside, AND the inside." That whole shebang that got Amaterasu out of the cave.

mazinja

"There is no party like a Pele party"

Bellona

"A prophecy!"

Anonymous

"This is what happens when you don't have the constitution for math."

Bryant Taylor

“Wait... wait, wait, wait... IS GID A READING RAINBOW?!?!

Ed

Too many to list, but a few highlights include: "Dude!" "DUDE INDEED!" (from end text) "Nah son--this one /stays/." "Way to do the cultists' job for them, genius." (from Odysseus vid) "WHHHHYYYY?!"

Avatar Amaranth

Oooooooooh boy... this is the hardest question I got all week. I'd think I'd be this jewel: "Read into that symbolism as much... or as little as you want to." Though granted it'll change in the next five minutes.

Morgan Pairo

"Not. Helpful. Satan." Ha! I never had my existence summed up so succinctly. Call me when dad has you suffer and die for these losers, I'll just be over here, ruling in hell. *flies off laughing*

Sam Batsford

It's mostly Red's delivery that sells the lines for me, but: "Household chores?! The man has no skin!", with "...goddamnit Aphrodite, what do you want?" as an honourable mention.

Yourpalal

Household chores the man has no SKIN!!!

Kruh-Daze

“So long story short: Ilvermorny makes no sense.”

Anonymous

"An enormous F*CK YOU Dragon!" I quote that every time I talk about dragons.

Victor Lin

"heaven's mandate is about to scramdate"

shadowscribble

Psyche is a princess, but not just any princess, a Beautiful princess! "Plot twist?" But she's not just any Beautiful princess, she's a LONELY Beautiful princess! "Plot twist?!" But she's not just any LONELY Beautiful princess, she's a LONELY Beautiful princess even more beautiful than Aphrodite! "Ah that ain't good"

Anonymous

Red’s ”Truly a victory for the forces of justice!!!” from the Julius Caesar video (and basically that entire video, it’s so quotable!), ”So now Ares hurts on the outside AND the inside” from The Iliad, ”But an impending fistfight with a terrifying, murderous giant is no reason not to party” from Beowulf and the Round results from Blue’s Pope Fight Videos. Not to mention the entirety of the Alcibiades video~! ”Hey, Spartan king. I’m Alcibiades. I’m gorgeous. You can do with me.” ”I could do with you, hot stuff.” Oh! And also the ”Van Helsing Serious Face!” bit! and Blue’s Agrippa headcanons!

Slaughterbug

"you shut your mouth Lucifer I see you back there" "Hades sticks the furies on them and calls it a night" and just about every time red says "shennanigans"

VigilantShield

yeah "truly a victory for the forces of justice!!" is a great line

Spectre-058

Any time Blue uses a nonstandard unit of measurement

J. MacGillivray

In the first Journey to the West video when we see Monkey think about his choices and always pick option C.

Philip Kruse

Oh, and also: "Fearing that Caesar would do *exactly that*...."

Anonymous

The progressive shortening of 'colours unlike any seen on earth' in the Lovecraft video and the phrase 'operatic levels of BS' to describe Dracula type vampires.

Anonymous

"It is I, your fairy dadfather." From Cu Chulainn vid. Every mention of BRIAN BLESSED ever. "This is your empire, and this is your empire on Yildirim Bayezid." From The Ottomans vid.

Tim Liersch

It's time for a Pope Fight!

Xyndra Chynae

all of your work ever, it's hard to pick but if I had to pick, a good one is monkey's response to Kuan Yin practicing acupuncture on a demon: "so I know I never say this- but if this is how you handle threats, thanks for dropping a mountain on my head and feeding me molten copper for 500 years"

Beeblebroxologist

"Literature isn't math; the existence of counterexamples doesn't disprove the rule" [or something close to that - I can't remember which trope talk it's in]

Anonymous

"So anyway, our hero Satan... (Hahahahahaha)" Best line ever! Followed closely by "Wait, wait. Wait one sec. Are you telling me God is a Reading Rainbow?!" And the entire video about how Hades is a really swell dork who has only every effed up two people, who totally deserved it.

Anonymous

Oh, forgot. "Crimes against humanity 2: Electric Boogaloo" and "The biggest mistake of his life, but with boobs this time."

Jeff Drake

From Red (gods, where do you start?): General (from many vids): "...I'm sure it's nothing." "Clearly a victory for the forces of justice!" H. P. Lovecraft - "This is what happens when you don't have the constitution for math." "The Gilman... Gill man... hoo-kay!" From te Poetic Edda: "How much do these guys drink? Right. Stupid question. Never mind." From Paradise Lost: "Daddy Issues." "I heard that!" From Blue: Really, just about everything Blue has done on religions has been amazeballs. I've spent days re-watching those. Islam - really, the whole thing was awesome, but some favorites: "So screw you... and you piss off!" "So you're welcome for THAT one, The Enlightenment! And no... I didn't accidentally skip that line when I recorded this three days ago and have to hastily go back and record this in the middle of editing... You're crazy!" "Number six... damn right, there's more." AND the entire rant that started with, "Stop me if this next little summary of the history of the world sounds a little bit... familiar at all..." which pretty much punched me in the face with how much I don't understand about history outside of the Western World. The whole video should be mandatory viewing for anyone studying history in the US. Also loved Blue's explanation of the Iliad. Almost wish Red and Blue would find a way to put together their respective videos (summary and dissection) into a single cohesive vid... though, that would probably make Red's hand fall off her arm in protest from trying to do the artwork.

Anonymous

“Truly a victory for the forces of justice” “Troy Story, Troy Story 2” Pretty much any line from “Pope Fights” “Tolkien’s crippling arachnophobia did not die for this...”

Jeff Drake

Oh, honorable mention from the OSP Podcast of Assassin's Creed: Atlantis - Blue: "It's a shame that everything else about this scene is... uhm... trash-garbage." Red: "I'm not thirsty! She's just hot!"

Wolfwing Pup working at The Romansion. Stop by for a special deal, get 2 for the price of 1 (Nudge Nudge Wink Wink)

Then one of the gods, who was actually paying attention, goes to get Ame-no-Uzume, the goddess of fun, partying, and the dawn, and suggests she lures out Amaterasu with a strip tease. I'm not joking or exaggerating. Now as the goddess of fun and partying Ame-no-Uzume is more then down to get naked if it means saving the world- and probably even if it didn't. Amaterasu and the cave.

Anonymous

I personally love Alexander the (insert joke here) running gag Edgar Allen Poe vid DUDE! Dude indeed! Journey to the west part 1 Red: if you want to know who this Lao Tzu person is- Blue: I’m working on it damnit- NINJAS OH GOD (Where’s the Lao Tzu video blue lol)

Anthony Wilson

"Remember; three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead and the third is cursed to speak in spoonerisms." From the Trope Talks: Magic video.

Anonymous

Also, every single "Prophecy" riff in The Aeneid! Especially the one done by Dionysus!

youngstormlord

Erinies in suit, tie and bowtie. And later, "Can I keep the suit?". Second favorite: So Perseus grows up with two mothers, elderly father and absent GodFather. And ending of Perseus tale, with hapily ever after. https://9gag.com/gag/a3Kroer Arachne episode: You better not be drawing penises there!

Anonymous

Daddy issues...!

Jutnik

Truly a victory for the forces of Justice.

Anonymous

"I said welcome to HELL, idiot. What part of that was unclear?"

Saiyasha

No Party like a Pele Party; "I love the Diyonisus Video, i think I fell a little in love young sexy diyonisus

Rhiannon M

"So... do you like proving yourself?" "DO I?!

Saiyasha

Can I say that I generally love ALL your videos? I think I replayed all of them a dozen times

Jeffrey Chu

"Tolkien you hack" from Prose Edda. "Not every Japanse sword is a katana, Goddamit anime." from Kusanagi No Tsurugi. Fionn Mac Cumhaill stabbing himself with the red hot spear..."Metal" from Fionn Mac Cumhaill Satan telling he wouldn't use snakes as literally as Hades did from Theseus and Pirithous Every time Red says "Mysterious colors unlike any seen on earth" from H.P. Lovecraft. Also a montage of all of the alternate meanings of "H.P." like "Hates Progress Lovecraft" Montage of Van Helsing's serious face from Dracula. Blue realizing that writing Australia on the box with the time machine was not enough to get it to Shad from The Normans Montage of Pope fight scores from both Pope Fight videos "🎜Its a Stoa and the Parthenon🎜" from Blue Visits Greece Octavian performed human sacrifices from Augustus versus Anthony "I'm sorry I must have misheard you, I was told there was murdering to be done around here not arts and crafts" from Atalanta "Tactical brilliance that is the Venetian ham" from Republic of Venice

Celia

"And then... she marries Ptolemy the tenth!!!", from The Ptolemies, that moment where Blue's mind finally collapses. "It's almost like we're missing our strongest fighter AND the Gods are working against us... What do you know?", from The Iliad, Red's classic mocking Agammemnon. Also, every scene with The Ninjas. It's been a while without them, did Blue defeat them?

Jammer

"That's Spanish!" "I believe you mean, es Espanol" Cue flamncio guitar riff.