Merry X-mas Dr. Zoidberg (Patreon)

Robot Santa brought John Zoidberg a real treat this year.

His Neptunian sleigh girls are outfitted for cheer.

No need to fear Robot Santa tonight.

He's got sleigh full of ho's, no need for a fight.

The target in sight Heather and Holly lead the team down.

As they touch down it seems no one's around.

The out of his dumpster John Zoidberg emerges.

Who are these humans and their primal urges.

Then to his delight Leela unloads the the sleigh.

Santa then shouts, "The gifts are for you! You're good every day."

Beautiful gifts for our lobster friend.

No better way for the season to end.

Then with a roar he commanded his team.

Up Heather and Holly. Go Peach and go Cherry up and away!

Fly Emerald and Ruby. Moon and Star lifted the sleigh.

As he flew into the night called back a thought.

Merry Xmas to Zoidberg because why not.