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Reading Ridiculous Sex Toy Descriptions (Patreon)

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2017-05-30 12:56:09
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This was an April Fool's audio post that had me in tears when I first read these and did the dramatic announcer voice for them. If you haven't heard this and need a laugh, don't pass this one up!

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Comments

Xia Dong

PFF WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!

Stephanie

My abs hurt I'm laughing so much omg that was a ride! I'm very amazed that you managed to keep this salesman voice through until the end - job well done I'd say haha :D

Lakora

I CANT BREAAATHE XD

Violette Frye

I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was hilarious!!!!!!

Ciara Lemmex

Not the pump and dump Jesus 💀💀😭😭😂

KandyBoo

I'm fucking done.. I laughed so hard for 20 minutes straight and I dont know how to explain to my roomate why I'm laughing so hard.

littlelady

I LAUGHED SO HARD MY EARBUDS FELL OUT

PonPanda383

I somehow managed to keep my composure up until you mentioned "poot-chute". x'D I'm befuddled and amazed you managed to keep up the whole excited salesman routine for the whole time! Kudos to you! (^^)b

Anonymous

Only 2 mins in and I'm already laughing tears