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As voted on by 200+ Patrons, Guzma was the winner of the bonus holiday audio. It was a close race with the lead alternating between him and Sidon. We will do more votes like this in the future!

Guzma arrives in the listener's bedroom completely decked out in a Santa Suit, ready to take them to task for being on the naughty list this year. However, Guzma doesn't have any coal, and the listener doesn't have any stockings...so ya boy finds an alternative sort of stuffing to serve as "punishment" for the listener being so bad this year.

Contains: Ambiguous listener, degradation (slut, dirty, etc), creampie, funny bits too, Guzma busting two nuts for good measure. 

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BellaManco

The first line made me giggle so hard I snorted, like wtf Guzma 🤣

NettySpagetty

...Well merry fuckin' Christmas to ME! It's Aug., but ask me if I fuckin' care(spoiler alert: I don't!)

Thooluu

I'm cracking up about Christmas pound cake. But also sweating over the second round. Hoooboy

Bambi Freyjudóttir

"Merry Fuckin Christmas" on I love this I'm dying! And of course I've been naughty - I've been listening to these audio clips for the past 2 weeks! 😂

PonPanda383

Isn't supposed to be fruit cake? Or is that just another way of saying it's a pound cake? Is fruit cake like a pound cake?... This is gonna bug me now. :T Also, Guzma's making a comeback in more ways than one here. Ho-ho-ho~ ;3

YuuriVoice

Don't let it bug you. Fruit cake would have been more accurate, but "pound cake' is sort of reference to pounding..."cake". Cake or cakes can be used as a euphemism for booty. lol

Little Miss

“Merry Christmas and shit” if that ain’t me damn