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The listener wants to bury their face in a heaping serving of Sidon's thick royal shark ass. The prince muses that he loves the little adventures the listener takes him on, and after a brief moment of nervousness, he assumes the position.

Bon appétit! Itadakimasu! So on and so forth!

Contains: Ambiguous listener, Sidon getting his "calamari ring" eaten (I'm sorry I think that's funny, I can't stop myself), oral noises, presumably Sidon receiving a reach around handjob as well.

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Jerseygirl

What in hell is this title? Lord who art thou in McDonald's drive through take the wheel. My jaw is on the floor. 😂

Snowraptor

I can't explain it but something about that little "heh heh heh" laugh he does in this audio and in some other ones IS SO INCREDIBLY SIDON and it makes me smile without fail every single time it's so adorable like nothing embodies Sidon more than that little laugh

Dana Fear

XD oh my god I can not with that title. God damn it I love it lol

Courtney

I bet you laughed so hard recording this one 🤣🤣

Maria Gustavsson

I had to take a good 10 seconds trying to get to grips with what I'd just read

Carla Mikkelsen

the audio was *chef's kiss* amazing but I cant get over calamari ring lmaoooooo

Aych Jay

needs more marinara sauce

Dr Mangosteen .M.D

I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing throughout this one XD Usually I can listen anywhere with a straight face, or a small smile, but I could feel myself going red haha

Permanently Exhausted

Every time I scroll past this audio I either snort or giggle. I can’t even....*chortle*

XXanimeseekerXX

ahahaha I can't get over that title at all.

Skella

I'm gonna have to rethink my opinion about seafood 👀

viv

this is so fuckin FUNNY im going insane

yandere fangirl

He said I love you and my brain blue screened

Asia Lynn

It's 2022 and this audio lives rent-free in my mind. T_T