The YuuriVoice Roadshow Super Deluxe Throwback Special (Patreon)

This is the $20 tier NSFW audio reward for October, and oh boy it's a doozie. Let me explain. If you've seen my recent posts on social media you know that three damn trees fell on my house and I am currently living out of a hotel room, working with a shitty laptop and the old school Blue Yeti microphone. It is, how do you say...

...kind of fucked.

So let me apologize in advance for the lack of quality in terms of sound in this one. Let me also apologize for just how meta this is. I am genuinely so stressed out about figuring out where I'm going to live or what I'm going to do, I really don't feel like I could have done much else than just...make due with what was real to me. So, let me tell ya about this audio.

The listener receives a call from YuuriVoice (or Jack if you want to make it less weird, but whatever) and is reminded of an offer they made to help ya boy "unwind" a little bit since the literal sky has fallen upon his head. After teasing him for being such a dork, the listener is treated to the less than usual quality moans and breaths of a needy fellow desperate for a little bit of relief.

Contains: Ambiguous listener, so much blatant meta I look like a Tumblr blog desperate for notes, probably the most genuine version of "me" I've put to record especially with the humor in this one. Also the thing with the sheets in the end. Sorry, I'm a mess. Essentially just rubbing one out for the listener, and no, I didn't actually do it ya goofs. I think I'd be too stressed and distracted to even try to do that for real on my own time. LOL