Gacha Games Gacha Pains (Patreon)

(Verse 1)

In the shadows of Granblue, my luck runs dry,

Anniversary rolls, just make me sigh.

All my friends, with waifus high,

And here I am, just asking why.

(Pre-Chorus)

Dicks out for Harambe, that’s all I see,

No waifus here, just a spree of agony.

My rolls are cursed, in this gacha sea,

A storm of despair, swallowing me.

(Chorus)

Why do the waifus evade, in this cruel parade?

I don’t even play Smash, yet I’m betrayed.

In this anniversary time, my hopes cascade,

Into the abyss of the gacha raid.

(Verse 2)

I long for Galleon, Fediel, Lich’s embrace,

Zeta Grand, more dragon waifus, my heart’s chase.

But Wilnas, the cat, in this case..

They’re not my desire,

(spoken)

they can get the fuck out.

(Bridge)

Big tiddy Draph waifus, a distant dream,

So far away, lost in the skydom's streams

In the night, where my desires teem,

I can only whisper, a silent scream.

(Outro)

Gacha, my love, my eternal strife,

You’re my pain, yet my life.

Why do you betray me so?

Through my fingers the waifus flow

(Ending)

An indignant cry, to the heavens, I plea,

Gacha torments me, can’t you see?

In this echo of agony, I’m never free,

Big tiddy draph waifu embrace, ill never be.

(Instrumental)

(Ending 2)

Dicks out for Harambe, that's all I see.