Critical Misconduct (Patreon)

[Verse 1]

In the tavern's dim-lit glow, a sorceress schemes,

Summoning her succubus from shadowed dreams.

Whispers in the night, Paladin’s desire,

Mind-control chests fuel her wicked fire.

[Pre-Chorus]

Rolling twenties, but his will is bent,

Dungeon master's gaze, her magic's sent.

[Chorus]

Critical misconduct, chaos in the game,

Sex pest antics driving all insane!

They're that guy, the one you can't ignore

Breaking boundaries always wanting more

From the DM’s table to the darkest night,

Dungeons filled with awkward delight.

[Verse 2]

Bartering hearts with a rogue's deceit,

Missing sessions, his plans repeat.

Tricks to make her character align,

Forcing love through narrative design.

[Pre-Chorus]

Charisma checks in every line,

Manipulating story, crossing the line.

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

Commissioned hentai, art on demand,

OC fantasies spun by his hand.

Drawing boundaries in the character sheet,

But crossing lines with every beat.

[Pre-Chorus]

Artistic quests with inappropriate themes,

Turning campaigns into cringe-filled dreams.

[Chorus]

[Outro]

So heed the tales from the campaign's end,

Respect the players, let friendships mend.

In every quest and every fight,

Keep it fun, keep it right.