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šŸŽ™ļøCAPTION CONTEST: Royal Rumble 2007!šŸŽ™ļø (Patreon)

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And the subject of this episodeā€™s caption contest isā€¦ ā€¦MMMEEE

You know what to do, folks!

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Ciza161

Mr Kennedy looking like a crazy clown at the Bozo circus.

Harry Green

Mr Kennedy: Argh! This 99 with Strawberry sauce has given me brain freeze!

Kevin McCarron

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!

Kody Gillum

Day what you will about Mr. Kennedy, but he loves his partner every day of the week. ... I'm so sorry, boys...

Rep

Mr. Kennedy continues to show that heā€™s the hardest working superstar by reminding fans he loves his partner EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH, baby.

KingGoji94

Maybe if I close my eyes they won't see how mediocre I am!

Ethan McCracken

Mr. Kennedy ready for his kiss with Eugene.

neil gannon

After his romantic evening with a lady the night before, the locker room hadn't told Kennedy how she had left her mark on him

Jeffrey Riley

[bret hart voice] he's got into the jam

Gary Beeson

Insert Jared Leto Joker Laugh.

Jacob Dickens

Dang, Cody Rhodesā€™ AEW run looks a whole lot different to how I remember it.

Richard Grubber

Hopefully this won't have lasting consequences on Kennedy's push

Pedro Hodges

Interviews at the Bozo Circus didn't go as planned.

Lottie McCullough

let me close my eyes and dream of the big push iā€™m gonna receive

Ryan Fisher

When Mr. Anderson repayed Christy Hemmie for helping him defeat that no good Sam shaw

Simon James

You attempt your top rope frog splash on Zack Ryder, but miss and land face first on a 99 ice cream from a traditional British ice cream van complete with flake and raspberry sauce. Do youā€¦.. Throw the ice cream in Kanes face, hoping the fear it might be laced with chemicals will cause him to leave the ring????? ORā€¦.Strike a pose and hope getting a brand endorsement from Mr Whippy will impress Vince? (Ps great to meet you boys at the live show!!)

Jatin Nair

Undertaker in 2005: ā€œDamn you Cowboy Bob. This shit tastes like Hep Cā€

Tom White

After the first make test, plans for Mr Doinkedy were cancelled

Maxcooldown

"His power level is over 9000, Hes going Full MCMAHON MY GAWD" in Jim Ross's texas drawl

Matt

Ken, I'm not asking you to give blood for free. That would be crazy. You may not realize it now, but when you bleed to help a rich guy's wrestling company, he showers you with pushes.

Gummy Davidson

Kennedy still feeling the after effects from Booger Reds Steel chair shot. "CONCUSSION.........Ummmm....what was the word OH.. CONCUSSION"

Simon James

*Opens Taskmaster Envelope* ā€œIdentify the wrestle with your eyes closed, you may use taste and smell onlyā€¦ā€¦is itā€¦ā€¦ Hulk Hogan?ā€

Andrew Green

When we called you a clown, Mr. Anderson, this isnā€™t really what we meant.

Luke Stoneleigh

ā€œI donā€™t believe in nose bleedsā€- Steve Austin

Steve McLean

Mr.Kennedy your silence will only incriminate you further. No don't take your anger out on me, get back! Get back! Mr.Kennedy NOOOOOOO! *dramatization may not have happened*

SouthofEvan

Until now, this was the only way to get juice from a strawberry

Thongman

Kenny the red-nosed wrestler, Had a promising career. Until he injured randy, Then he was out on his ear. Thought he was a good promo, But all he did was say his name. Went of to TNA and, Wasn't relevant again!

Simon James

Ken Kennedy is one of the hottest properties the Strawberry Jam has

Sean Narborough

Fans are left confused by the news of the new face of the Terrifier franchise

Apollo Picaro

Kennedy trying to impress Booger Red before their 2006 feud by attempting to do his signature eye roll and tongue thing

Simon James

Ken Kennedy in 2007 ā€œis this good enough Vince???? Can I be your son now Vince??? Please make me your son Vince. If I rub it in my eyes will that make you happy Vince?ā€Ken Kennedy in 2024 switching off Netflix ā€œBoyā€¦.guess I really dodged a bullet on that oneā€

dtmcanbe

Missssterrrrrrrrrrrr! Jammedyyyyyyyyyyyy!.....Jammedyyy........

Steven Copeland

I turn up the nosebleed tilā€™ it gets real red! God, itā€™s so much sillier that way!

Steve Yurko

šŸŽ¶ Kennedy with your nose so red, šŸŽ¶ šŸŽ¶ Won't you drop me on my head? šŸŽ¶

Nick Michalak

Mr. Kennedy auditions for The Brood. He was forbidden from winning the World Title by the Undertaker. Ha ha ha.

Chunky Chief

Merry Christmas from Mister...... Kennedy.......Kennedy

PsychoDave

Aw look ken got a bit of sauce on him what a messy little boy

ryley

šŸŽ¶ Ken Kennedy the red-nosed wrestler had a very bloody nose they never let poor Kennedy playing any of the main event games, all of the other main eventers used to laugh and call him names, then one foggy WrestleMania Eve Mr McMahon came to say ken with your nose so bloody won't you win money in the bank tonightšŸŽ¶ (I tried the rest of the song but nothing sounded great lol)

Luke Dunne

Much like Niles Crane, Ken's nose starts bleeding when he tells a lie - here he is after saying that he does not take steroids. Now he must be off, he has Niles' concussion support group and he wants to get there before he forgets to show up.

Dana

"Mr Regal, what's this Red Nose Day you Brits keep talking about?" "Allow me to demonstrate, sunshine! (preps brass knucks)"

Andrew Rich

Kenneth the Red-Nosed Wrestler Had a very shiny nose But when he got caught with steroids Out on suspension he goes All of the other wrestlers Didnā€™t really like our Ken Especially that Randy Orton Who got dropped right on his head Then one foggy Christmas Eve Johnny Ace came to say ā€œKenneth, with your nose so bright Wonā€™t you leave the WWE tonight?ā€ And so he headed southward Down by Dixie Carterā€™s way Kenneth the Red-Nosed Wrestler Found himself in TNA

SwiftNipples

"If I drink the blood from my broken nose, then I can recycle the steroids back into my system."

Connor Hicks

I hope this isn't Orton's blood...

Samuel wakefield

Damn, you got a hell of a triangular tongue kid. Ever thought about getting into the professional jam licking business?

Y

Little-known piece of wrestling trivia: Ken Kennedy was originally supposed to be the focus of a major WWE storyline where it would eventually be revealed that he was Gene Simmons's son. After Ken got on the wrong people's bad side, they decided to run the angle with Jason Jordan instead.

Kingyam

Surprisingly not the weirdest Kennedy in the news lately.

FLAVORTOWN 9001

What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere!

Dr. Judge, Private Eye

The revelation that he wasn't his generation's Steve Austin but his generation's Shane Douglas was too much, and Kennedy's mind ruptured.

Al Vimh

No Mr Kennedy, we asked you to mimic Vince's NO face. That's his O face.

Al Vimh

To the tune of Chim-Chiminy from Mary Poppins... Ken Kennedy, Ken Kennedy, Ken Ken Karung Blood leaks from his head and drops on to his tongue Ken Kennedy, Ken Kennedy, Ken Ken Karutch Even Gangrel would say "I think that's a bit much"

Al Vimh

Just one more... Sorry Ken. It's a stupid face for sure but it's not distracting anyone from your shit tattoos.

Marc Vukotich

Dammit boys I thought we already did the First Blood Match with Mr. Kennedy and The Undertaker!

Oliver Brindle

Kennedy: "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to Clown College." Orton: "I don't think any of us expected him to say that."

Nicholas Tedesco

Ken took The Rock's question of "Do you like Cherry Pie?" a bit too literally.

Luna (TransFemCombatClub)

ā€œWatch this boys, you can ACTUALLY pinpoint the second when his push is ripped in halfā€

Tim

"Ken's attempt at fixing his relationship with the company was to pitch himself as the illegitimate son of Gangrel. Unfortunately for him, Randy threw a tantrum saying Kennedy stole his idea, and the rest is history... History!"

Knight Dehumidifier

After somehow getting his face covered in cherry Kool-Aid, Ken Kennedy struggles to find a napkin.

Joshua Roberts

The WCW KISS Demon looks awful without his makeup.

Natalie Cairns

As itā€™s the 20th anniversary of Shaun Of The Dead: ā€œYouā€™ve got red on yer.ā€

neil gannon

"There are different computers talking in my head, one of them is telling me I want to have fun." What does that mean Ken? "Like sexual fun"

angelo zanola

Iā€™ve been in wrestling a long time. And Iā€™ve been out of it a long time. And I came here, and I agreed to do this thing, the Heroes of Wrestling and was looking to have fun and, you know, have a good match with Stan Lane. (dabs mouth) I donā€™t do this for a living anymoreā€¦

angelo zanola

Wait, wasnā€™t it MVP who did the pizza eating contest?

Refsaswizards

Ken Kennedy walked so Hangman vs Swerve could run.

Howtoloseatvideogames

(Having just watched Behind Enemy Lines Colombia) ā€œOy, NOW he emotes!ā€

Kyrie Crawford

If I had a nickel for everytime the Caption Contest featured a shite wrestler with bleach blonde hair and an alliterative stage name getting silly comedy blood on a Big Four PPV... I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but at least Adam's now thinking about Hogan's blood filled eyes from Summerslam '05 again.

Jody Vyrostek

Mr. Kennedy, are you auditioning for the role of Cunning Linguist?

Christopher Cade

Having seen yet another MNM Vs Hardys match on the card, the boys instead decide to bite their tongues off, rather than have to talk through another underwhelming encounter.

Cane Dewey

Dudley Boys style: "WAZZZZUUUUUPPPPP." "Your liver enzymes, Mr. Kennedy. Your liver enzymes are up."

Michael Birdsall

*in the voice of that prick Val Venus* Hello Ladies! Ya see Ladies, the big Ken Kensky may talk the talk, but he's not afraid to walk the walk any night of the month. And ya see Ladies, he means every single night of the month!

Liam Bradford

Mr Kennedy the red nosed wrestler, Rudolph's lesser known and much shitter cousin.

jollytheoldsaint

Whatever metalingus actually means, I'm pretty sure he had the wrong idea.

Richard Glenn

Everything's bigger in Texas, except the second Kennedy assassination.

Jordan

To the tune of This is Halloween from the nightmare before Christmas This is Kennedy, this is Kennedy, Once thought decent but heā€™s shite, This is Kennedy, thereā€™s no remedy, Despite the hype he never seems to get it right. Itā€™s our brand, itā€™s smackdown! His nose is red cause heā€™s a clown. I am the one that repeats his name, The boys donā€™t like me they think Iā€™m lame. I am the one you will give thanks for, Once I lose my roids Iā€™ll be out the door. This is Kennedy, this is Kennedy, Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy I could do this all day but Iā€™ll stop there

Fernando Lao

(Matrix train scene) Agent Smith: "Goodbye Mr Anderson" Ken: "My name....(mic descends from the ceiling of the subway)....is MISTAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! (jumps to ceiling with Mr Anderson on his back, then while backflipping off the tracks) KENNEDY!!!!!!!... (train hits Agent Smith)...Kennedy!"

Wang Dang

And that my friends is when Mr Kennedy found out Mrs Kennedy was in shark week

WonkyWombat

The circusā€™ new clown was not working out.

Roxie

Mr Kennedy struggling to get the last bit of strawberry jam out of the Muller Corner.... Corner...

Damnski

There was a fish bone in the percolator

Bryn Westover

Mr. Kennedy loves his partner every day of the month brother dude jack

Thomas Tedeschi

After learning he was going to become a McMahon, Mr Kennedy tries to get used to the taste of Saudi Blood Money

chutney

Me trying to think who this wrestler is