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👊CAPTION CONTEST👊 NO WAY OUT 2007 (Patreon)

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2024-11-11 15:43:44
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Michael Cole has a quick chat with VINNIE JONES!

You know what to do, folks!

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KingGoji94

"Wait haven't we done this before?"

Jacob Dickens

Barry from Eastenders really trimmed down for his impending WWE run!

parmeseancowboy

Vinnie jones, unchanged in many ways since 1999, is confused by the sight of Michael Cole sans frosted tips. One might say he is feeling, emotional?

PsychoDave

"say the line, Vinnie!" "..... emotionallllllll........." "YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

Brian Bradshaw

"So, Vinne, would say it's time for everyone to get emotionALLLLLL?" "Yes I would, Mike."

Michael D

"Vinnie, what're your thoughts on Beans On/And Toast?"

Simon James

“Cole? Who is Cole? My name is Guy Incognito” (You know cos of Cole’s terrible moustache)

Ryan Fisher

(Tazz’s Voice) “I’m the Juggernaut Cole Ha Ha Ha”

Simon James

“My name is Mr
.erm
.. Eloc, yes that’ll do, and I come from a land far far away”

Simon James

“I don’t believe in it being Emotional, I’m not an emotions guy. Never have been”

Boyd Adkins IV

Cole: Mr. Jones, your movie career seems to have the momentum of a juggernaut. Why are you the hardest of the hard men? Vinnie: (Runs away)

dtmcanbe

''Vinnie Jones...Vinnie Jones! I have to ask...with the main event mere moments away...are you ready...to enter emotion.'' Vin Cold Steve Jonestin looks at Michael Cole in disgust, and walks away.

Maxcooldown

Cole: Say the Line Vinny, Vinny Jones: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

Nick and Emily

“Us death row convicts competing for our freedom will mix it with anybody!”

Roxie

"No Way Out? Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" Vinnie Jones proceeds to run through Michael Cole to the applause of the audience at home.

Steven Clarke

Vinnie: Cole, I just realised you insulted me. Cole: Uh, hey Vinnie your shoes untied. Vinnie: From here they appear to be tied. But I will go in for a closer look. Cole: TAXI!!! *jumps in taxi and drive off * *show is over and the crowd has gone home* Vinnie: On second inspection these appear to be loafers.

Daniel Walker

Vinnie Jones did not take kindly to Michael Cole asking if he was wearing the same leather jacket from Capital Carnage.

Simon James

“We will interview Vin who if famous for grabbing people’s private parts are unexpected times. But before a word from our CEO, here’s Mr Jones”

Steven Copeland

"I'm here with the Juggernaut. Arch-enemy of... The X-Men!"

Roxie

"And what was it like playing for Wimbledon Vinnie, a small mining community just a stones throw away from *checks notes* oh this was actually *is* in London this time"

Peter Sanzone

“It’s gonna be EmotioCole!”

Connor Hicks

Same emotional, different day!

Ryan Macfarlane

Cole: We have an action packed night ahead of us here, and Vinn's gonna be watchin'...

Paul Altazin

Cole: "So Vinnie, you're known as the hardest man in Hollywood." Vinnie: "No mate, I don't do those kind of films"

Roxie

WWE in this period is very close to a Guy Richie film. An obsession with those running criminal life's, the lovely undertones of racism there within (Cryme Time), weed smoking (whatever, man), badly written women, all while having a far fetched plot (Jimmy Wang Yang doesnt win the title? Smdh), so it makes total sense to see Vinnie Jones here.

Gummy Davidson

"Sending me to No Way Out instead of Wrestlemania... That makes me EMOTIONAL!"

Luke Dunne

"Vinnie, the AE Podcast gang have been making great podcasts, videos, stuff and things for over 10 years. We've seen them grow as people, each become more kind and confident, and create a lovely community of wrestling fans. When everybody comes together for another delightful live show in Manchester, to celebrate Christmas together and spread some joy during dark days, can you describe in one word how it's gonna be?" "IT'S GONNA BE grand yeah"

Harry Green

"Vinnie, are you ready to enter Ding Dong Bell?"

Knight Dehumidifier

A concerned Michael Cole reaches out to Vinnie Jones why the AEPodcast numbers took a dip from the US markets on the lead-up to the Wrestlemania 23 episode featuring Donald Trump.

Rob

Jones: “Yea, last time I was here I had to talk to some frosted-tipped baby-faced wanker called Michael Cole, what a whiny-voiced tosser he was, oh sorry, what did you say your name was again?”

Simon James

WWEs last ever cursed Choose-your-own-adventure where every ending involves and awkward interview with Vinnie Jones

Luke Stoneleigh

Professor Paul Heyman sends the X-Man Cole-ossus to go interview the Juggernaut

Simon James

“Thats right Micheal, I’m here to promote my latest gritty Guy Richie heist movie. It’s called Lock, Stock and The-Audio-From-Billy’s-Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-Episode”

Rob Pierce

You can call me little shit head if it'll make ya happy

Gary Beeson

Yeah so it was Capital Carnage 17 or 18. And the whole crowd were chanting “it’s gonna be emotional”, then Gerald Brisco said “I’m not giving Vinnie Jones a yellow card in England” and the so called “biggest boss man” could stop old tea and crumpets Vinnie Jones from getting the 1-2-3.

Dr. Judge, Private Eye

HAL 9000 watches from a distance, wondering what it is to be...emotional.

Stavros

"How? How can fire undo stone?"

Donovan Fox

" Vinnie what are your thoughts on no way out ?" " ITS PRETTY EMOTIONAL!!!"

James Perkins

Mi-kewh, they could call *me* Big Daddy V

angelo zanola

The glum gazes of two men still waiting for the surprisement Briscoe promised.

Sean McGivern

Michael Cole: Should I call you Vinnie? Mr Jones? Vinnie: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

scotthawkins37

Voice of the WWE are ya?, You look more like the taint.

Sean Narborough

"Greetings Vinnie. May I trouble you for an interview?" "Get out of here, Cole" "Cole? Who is Cole? My name is Guy Incognito" *Vinnie and the rest of the cast of The Condemned proceed to beat up Guy*

(The Lad) Robert Hunter

To the dismayed of Michael Cole and Vinnie Jones, The AE Podcast has ask them to reenact there Capitol Carnage promo

Oisin Tormey

"My baby takes the morning train He works from nine til five and then. He takes another home home again to find me ..Watching the Manchester United football team! The greatest team in all the land! Wohooo"

SouthofEvan

Cole: “Now here’s the point in the show where I’m supposed to interview Vinnie Jones, but it looks like he is suffering from The Mumps so instead let’s talk to the drunk man behind him who hasn’t stopped cheering since Ashley flashed the crowd”

Trotsky The Coffee Revolutionary

Cole: So how’s the harsh glare of the American spotlight affecting you this evening mister Jones? Vinnie: Well Cole, once I get moving I neveerrrrrrrrrrrr stopppppppppppppp

Kyrie Crawford

"Yeah, 'ear me out, Cole. Sequel pitch. The Coledemned. S'just you getting the absolute dogshit knocked out of ye for 90 minutes by Z-List action stars. The AEPodcast fellas are gonna LOVE it."

Richard Glenn

Cole: What ya been up to, Vinnie? Vinnie: I spent last night in a ditch. Cole: How about that, folks?

Tim

"If there's one thing you should know about me, Vinnie, it's that I don't *need* anything... I *WANT*." -- Mister C, "Capital Carnage: The Return" (2007)

Josh Sinason

Your disinterst in talking to me only makes me stronger.

David Perez

MC: Sir, just two questions. Who are you and what are you doing here?

Natalie Cairns

Vinnie: “Until I was asked to make a movie with Stone Cold, I’ve kinda been taking it easy. Truth be told, I was gearing up to do some DIY and paint me ‘ouse. Haven’t settled on a colour yet, but I’ll tell you this: it’s gonna be emulsional!”

Apollo Picaro

Vinnie: "I hate dabble dabble E!"

Andrew Rich

After seeing the look on Vinnie's face, Cole realized he made a mistake when he said, "I want a kiiiiiss, gimme a kiiiiiss."

erik

It's gonna get emotional ya little shit head

jollytheoldsaint

I assure you, the logo you're reading is not French for "boob express."

Nick Michalak

Michael Cole blows his voice out telling Vinnie Jones that tonight is going to be "EMOTIONA -- cough, cough, cough!"

Chris Wynia

"Oi, the check never cleared from last time" "Thats not my department..."

Tom White

Tazz: "Oh, that's gotta be emotional, Cole!!!"

Sean Iniga

Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with Jon Moxly. Jon, you look like shit

Damnski

Vinny Jones, much like Chris Master's push, Gone in 60 Seconds

J.D. Renaud

Meanwhile, in an alternate timeline, Todd Pettingill is talking to Nathan Jones.

Dana

Vinnie Jones turning up was bad enough, but then Tiger Ali Singh's music started playing...

Bryan Shadowbuck

The disappointment and annoyance on Vinnie Jones' face was plain to see after Michael Cole told him that Billy's next Boy's Pick was not Capital Carnage but Capital Combat '90: The Return of RoboCop.

Collin Morris

Michael Cole: Vinne Jones it’s great to see you back in the WWE! Vinnie Jones: Confused look
.Michael Cole: Where are no longer WWF we are WWE and the E stands for Both: EMOOOOTIONAALLLL!!!

Jake Stasevich

This interview with the juggernaut himself is SPONSERED BY X-MEN! FEEL THE POWER
 OF THE X-MEN

chutney

Vinnie checking those frosted tips have definitely gone before he gets EMMMMOOOOTIONAL!!! #tashandtips

Cane Dewey

"The Mean Machine", Vinnie Jones tells Michael Cole he's going to "Kill Kane", the Big Red Republican Machine. He'll have to be "Gone In 60 Seconds" or else he'll miss the "Hijacked" "Midnight Meat Train" and fail his "Extraction" leading to being "Ambushed" by the "X Men: Last Stand"

angelo zanola

Cole trying to get to the bottom of whether McMahon, Russo, or Jones was the Vincent who created the Attitude Era.

Fernando Lao

Cole: "We're the Manchester United Club....from WWE" Jones: "If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the United Manchester song. (throws bottle on floor) SING!" Cole: "Whoa, I never give in Whoa, I never give up Whoa, I never give in I just wanna be.....watching the Manchester United Football team! Ahh?! The best FREAKING football team in all the land! Woohoo!" (long pause) Jones: "Pretty good...PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!" (Jones opens two Steveweisers using his eye sockets)

Matthew Bowden

Mark Lawrenson gets Nunzios thoughts on tonight’s main event