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383: Tears in Beards (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-03 05:06:14
Edited:
2026-01-15 16:08:10
Imported:
2026-06
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Jorge

First

Blitzkrieg

I’m going to touch unknown jpeg

chris ruiz

this was a goofy episode, Still appreciate the effort boys

lalo

calm lil midnight drop

Unknown Jpeg

I’m going to touch you Jackson

The Shrimp Gang

Not listening this time fellas. Sleepy mode activated

Taro

Awesome

mikesmith5

yo now that i’m actually listening fire episode so far boys

mikesmith5

update: about 22 mins in and y’all talking about cucks. this is dope asf this is reminding me of the og episodes

Jugo

Hi Jackson

Alonso Perez

Thanks for keeping her tight for me

mikesmith5

update again; 41 mins in. great episode fr the cuck shit funny asf. and i’m gonna be honest Andrew has always been my favorite bro. because I know that I know the motherfuckers are hating on Andrew back in the day. but I’ve always loved andrew. He’s just funny as shit and he’s into a lot of shit i’m into. and he just always makes me laugh fr. his channel on youtube is great too i love his videos. he made a vid on this mf who jumped off the eiffel tower GODAMN that mf was dumb. but fr i love the show, i love andrew, i love my mf jackson, i love my boy kaya, i love my boy charlie, and i love the podcast. i hope you guys never stop, and i love you boys. keep it up fr. red thread is great also. criminally stupid is also great. y’all are just a factory churning out great content. love you guys <3 keep it up

Prentice

Is it raining outside or is it sprinkling?

mikesmith5

another update yall brought up lego this ep. is for the long time fans fr. also i love hershey’s. and i love chocolate chips fuck u charlie i love u tho

Zz

Dang Hugbees turning into Popeye at the end there

Ashton

I'm boutta pull an all nighter organizing my things to get out of the house my dad is kicking me out of (He is more than fair in doing so). My life has been a wild ride so far, a lot of ups, a lot of downs (mostly back to back in the last year). As I sit here and write this wall of rambling gratitude, I'm at the lowest I've been in my entire life. I'm facing the choices I've made and the man I've let myself become, and I'm realizing a significant portion of the few redeemable qualities I have I can attribute to looking up to you guys as some kind of moral guide. I've listened to this podcast since I was in the 6th grade(I remember watching an announcement video from Charlie's channel, immediatly checking it out and laughing my ass off at the first episode), I just withdrew from my sophmore year of college, unclear on the next steps I will or even want to take. I've listened to every episode, every bonus, every Podophiles(goated name btw) several times over. You guys have provided me more comfort and added more value to my life than can be put into words. I wish I could say this in person to each of you, but I understand hundreds of fans share the same sentiment. Thank you from the bottom of my heart, Jackson, Andrew, Charlie, and Kaya.

Warren

I would love to hear jackson quivering in his own juices

Ant

You'll get through this brother🙏

Ashton

Thank you, I appreciate it

theofficialpodcast

Wishing you all the best, mate! Your life is in your hands, awareness and a willigness to change and learn is the key. You can always learn and grow and become the person you want to be. Thanks for your kind words and support. Good luck! -J

Nathanial Green

I will not be touching jackson ٩(^‿^)۶

Ashton

Thank you Jackson, and please convey my thanks to Andrew, Kaya, and Charlie. I really do appreciate your words man

Medexter

We love Jackson 🥰

Jeff Jeffrey Jefferson

Absolute stellar episode. The podcast is great nowadays, the boys really found their groove and work together to produce an entertaining podcast, that is still true to its early spirits but now less chaotic and more focused. Much love to you for making my day better.

Chefmcwreck

What’s these guys obsession with talking about cucks?

jack eberle

they have about 6 topics they’ve talked about for 8 years but im all for it

Holden Windbigler

That machine is not special. I can turn fruit into poop by myself

Koda Wolf

I was eating ranch at 35:00. I don't think I'll be eating it again now.

HolyBiscuit

To watch the watcher. It all cums full circle.

Josh Crawford

I dont think I've ever heard of an instance of cucking going the opposite way where the wife/girlfriend is the cuck and the dude has another girl. 🤔

Yeetskeeter477

Sweet potatoe with marshmallow is really common, but sweet potatoes are SO MUCH BETTER when they are made savory with like chicken and rice or something 😩

Jacob G

Crazy that removing the bonus episodes drastically increased the quality in the mains. These last 5-6 eps have been bangers

Leonardo Martinez

lol I remember getting married in a courthouse when I was in the Marines, took my homies, best man, put on my dress blues, and called it a fucking day lol

Squillz

seems like they were strung a little thin with the bonuses. I agree, cutting it off seemed to help!

Jacob G

Here in the mid west it’s literally impossible to order them anywhere without marshmallows which imo they are better without

Jacob G

Cause it’s funny

Connor Arrington

I love when the boys talk about cucks 😂😂😂 shit is always so entertaining. Love this episode so much!

Bwoods

Oreos are not that good… until you dunk them in milk, and then they’re fuckin amazing. Also, who tf says “Reece cup”??? Andrew YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS! <3

Fueled By Fart Porn

Kaya experienced ego death when he felt his butthole hairs caress his inner thigh

Alex Bryda

Ok ..wtf 😂I don't wanna hear how people watch other people f for a hour lmfao 😂(edit) dis was a weird one 😭😂

SoulReaper644

This really was a episode of all time

Dreezy

Hearing them gush about sweets during the last week of ramadan was torture I want all of it so bad

Ryan

The creme brulee talk was truly one for the history books

alex

how to eat vegan is explained with that broccoli bit

skkat

these mfs are pronoucing reeses both of the wrong ways, i can understand charlie saying reesees but andrew called them reese cups wtf thats deranged

Brz12311

Oreos suck ass, they taste like chewing sugar cubes with a bit of cacao mixed into them

Brz12311

From Europe here, i have never heard of sweet potato with anything else then normal spices and herbs. Just put some olive oil and salt and that shit is good

Simon

The Reddit part was great!

Cheesepuff

Raspberry cheesecake is the best cheesecake and I will die on that hill

Mack Ryan

I started watching then went back to episode 2 and am now up to 141 and I must say, thank you. Thank you for stopping the jingles, corners, games, voice mails, and broken up ads. Charlie is still boring as fuck with nothing to add but it’s gotten a lot better.

Trash_Bread

Things we like corner was fire tho😭

Corey Spencer

The coco cartel already exists its just nestle

Big German Jugs Collection 23

I can fuck up a sweet potato with like marshmallow and butter and all the fixings, but that's like a once a year thing at Thanksgiving, it's just way better when it's not a desert

Charlotte

andrew man youve gotta stop saying reese cup

Charlotte

also i wish i found anything as entertaining as these guys find cucks

Rusty Shackleford

So, where's that exclusive kuck video you promised us at the end there, Jackson??? You're patrons are waited

Sniv Wiffleson

I’m sure it happens but the women don’t want to share it on Reddit

4DAnimal

Would you pay $9 for chocolate in Australia? My brother, it pretty much already costs that much.

Yeetskeeter477

Bro said "bed bath and bodyworks" 😂

Thor Jingles

Nothing like working a 3AM shift and listening to the boys talk about gooning to cuckoldry 🤔

Jeremiah

This is why most relationships should follow biblical principles of what marriage and sex is

Lentchunk

46:58 Charles says 'Alvacados,' which i've only ever heard called that by my parents

Archbishop Mactasty

On the one hand imma miss chocolate but on the other they use so much fucking slave labor it's kinda insane

Satan

Andrew is a bisexual confirmed on this episode

Satan

Kaya is fat and has a gen z haircut

Satan

Next week they’ll talk about Taylor Swift(by they, I mean Jackson will bring it up)

Satan

Another update nobody gives a fuck mikey

Marshall Lee

Thank god, bringing it back to the classics

Vincent Shirayuki

Look at the price of about anything since 2005, its gone up exponentially. Esp in the last 4 years.

slump

lol same

lanirus

gooners won this episode!!!!

scooter

Kaya feeding into American stereotypes again. We don’t put sugar in everything