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Criminally Stupid #14 - Austin Jones (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-25 22:42:46
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2026-01-15 16:08:11
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2026-06
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It's back. Let us know your thoughts (on editing and content). This won't be made public with video until halfway through next month. Episode #15 should be out in 2 weeks. Link to document!-Jackson

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Unknown Jpeg

I’m going to touch you Jackson

Isidro Duarte

This one is going to be a banger!

Dr. Confessor

Literally everything has lead to this moment lol

Taro

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Alex Hines

The way I jumped out of my seat

Dennyboi

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN! 💖

Bilal el

Movie night Halo season 2 you son of a bitch!!

Copycat

I was just about to go to work this is truly the best timing of all time

Alonso Perez

I have a possible criminally stupid topic, where can I dm you?

Simon

Yayyyyyyyyyy

Simon

Thank you guys! Seeing the upload made my day:)

Simon

I love this show

Katyyyyyyy

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

Ismael Jorge

This is gonna hard to listen to in a good way

jack eberle

let’s fucking go this just made me so happy

Josie

I bet the guy who burned down Austin’s house was Kaya going back in time to fuck with him

theofficialpodcast

Satan, leave girlfriends and family out of your comments. Insult me or the hosts all you want but that's crossing a line that $5 a month isn't worth. -J

Unknown Jpeg

Bro I thought he was just messing around the whole time, but that’s actually fucked

Smitty

Love this show and missed it greatly. Keep up the good work boys I love the chemistry you two have, and I'm always waiting for more Kaya!!!

ASSASSINKDOGG

I've missed this series, I kinda only listen to red thread now so it's nice having this back

Ilias Smith

omgggggg you guys this podcast speaks so much to me i hope you guys make it one day :)

cas.ko

we're sooooo back

Negatron

Finally, after waiting 20 years

Austin Jones

Oh my God, you guys are soooooooo underrated. It totally felt like this whole episode was made just for me. You guys deserve to be No.1!!!

MILKSTEAK

Hey Jackson you should send me a video of you twerking haha just as a joke 🤣🤣

franklin davis

Have to request access to view the google doc?

Taro

I thought he tried spelling Kaya or something, what a fucking weirdo

Wetbread

Thank you Jackson this is the best birthday gift I got

Western Philosopher

I reckon that enough childhood trauma can create a truly psychopathic adult, the kind who keeps chopped up hookers in his freezer, but I also reckon that if you’re self aware enough to point at your tragic youth as a cause for how you turned out, you’re too self aware to use it as an excuse for your actions.

BVCKBURN3R

FINALLY!! We’ve waited so long. But it was well worth the wait boys~

Zz

Happy that Kaya still calls Podophiles by it's real name 😊

Satan

This is funny to me Jackass Jackson 😝 i also made fun of kaya’s wife or whatever but he didn’t end up bitching like you. Suck it up and move on like a man you pussy bozo. Its a joke stupid

Satan

Fuck you too unknown jpeg

bingus 69

OMG KAYA AND JACKSON ARE SOOOOOOO DREAMY I JUST LOVE LISTENING TO THEM TALK WHILE I FALL ASLEEP I HOPE THEY GET SUPER RICH AND FAMOUS ❤️🤍🖤

Anthony Campos

Just got a dm from Jackson asking if I have an iPhone

theofficialpodcast

Ironic, joking about raping women while behind an anonymous username. Very manly. Do it again and you're gone. Only keeping you around now on the chance you're a socially inept retard. -J

WheatiestBoy

TWO HOURS OF CRIMINALLY STUPID?! THIS IS SO FUCKING HYPE

BIRB

Letss gooo

Abracadvre

If criminally stupid got bigg and famousss then I would totally buy their CDs xD

Persei8

would love to see more of this show 💕 glad to see it back

TheKhiGuy

Alright my porn preference was made fun of I’m offended

systemmuncher

AHHH I WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS THANK U

Dylan

Jackson cooked

Bruce

OMFG THANK YOU JACKSON I CAN FINALLY SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THE SHOW IS BACK

austin

eeeeeee

Deerbutt

I love when you guys do stuff at your own pace. Always a treat, boys. Thank you.

Hanni

This entire time I thought Kik became a streaming platform, you’re telling me that’s not the same company???

Josh Crawford

It's going to be crazy when you guys get as big as WATP. IM SO PROUD OF YOU GUYSSSS!!!

Trash_Bread

I was hoping the next criminally stupid wouldn't be more pedo shit but if that's what the people want I can't blame yall lmao

SpaceCadet

I just want to hear y'all talk about shit. I do not care about the topic tbh

Jealous Lettuce

Oh wow I went into this thinking it would be just a little laugh but you guys really speak to me. You deserve to be bigger than the Joe Rogan Podcast xD

Little Lacie

Jackson & Kaya are a top tier duo

Moist456

We are so back

Kurimi

So Jackson, not only are you wrong about lolis, you're also wrong about the role-playing porn. Does your foolishness know no end?

Jeremy smalls

I hope they make an episode about you

Bronson

So glad PODOPHILES is back.

Zachary tatman

This was a touuugghh listen with those chat logs hahaha. I physically cringed at all of his really shitty manipulation tactics and transparency. I don’t know how I made it through.

Josh Crawford

I love that "Austin Henry Jones is an American convicted sex offender" are the first words that pop upon Wikipedia when you search his name in Google

Fueled By Fart Porn

Will Kaya ever do this with his texts to underage fans ?

Bwoods

I understand the confusion. Kik- shitty messaging app Kick- shitty streaming app

Satan

You can’t take a joke like kaya huh? I talked about his wife but nothing happened lol keep on picking and choosing your battles pussy liberal, without Charlie and wendigoon you’re nothing but a bozo, fuck you

Satan

Raping women lol stop acting like you defended your her from being kidnapped. It’s the Internet. I’m not gonna do anything to you other than talk shit bozo. Ive made fun of Kaya’s and Charlie’s partners, tell kiara to be a grown woman and take a fucking joke it’s the internet of course it’s going to be wacky

Mr. Cruz

Well well well looks who decides to post an episode

Jacob G

What a fantastic episode. Love the length, hope that’s consistent 😁

cas.ko

this was such a good episode but man this is actually the first episode from this series that made me uncomfortable once it hits you that these are real, innocent victims who looked up to this guy and not jaded decoys

Joseph Zavala

I hope its the twerking and not the little kids🤣🤣🤣

lvTytus

bro wtf is wrong with you?

Jackson wolf

Omg I been waiting too long for this, I love this series

galileeo

so no more chris hanson episodes?

Aaron Morneau

They’ve mentioned over half a dozen times they want to expand the topics man.

Aaron Morneau

You mean the ones where he’s being cordial/friendly with the kids that enjoy his content? Oh geez, what a scoop that will be, goofy.

Zachary Hall

ong this was the best podcast i’ve ever listened to, the way austin jones loved cheeks clapping really resonated with me!!

Lorens van den bergh

Austin Jones is like mickey mouse from south park "haha". Great episode.

Michael Cole

Petition to make the next episode edp

Simon

I don’t care if you stray away from pedofiles. I just love the Jackson Kaya dynamic

Ian

I did really like the tcap episodes thi the tcap show format is just so good once the trap is sprung it’s so funny watching them squirm

Lentchunk

NAME DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!

Vuskenicht

The only thing disappointing about this show is when it ends

Western Philosopher

Ngl it isn’t funny anymore when real kids are involved. I don’t wanna hear verbal descriptions of actual cp

Gabe

So you want to listen to a show about criminals without having to hear about the crimes?

Gabe

When Kaya said to leave comments about how you relate to Austin jones it was a joke.

Kevin Eric

Yea i agree there not shaming those girls at all

Thaddeus Tobin

I'm still calling it Podophiles. That name is too good.

Thaddeus Tobin

Well this show started as making fun of paedos who got caught trying to victimise fake kids. It's different when a real kid is actually hurt.

Jacob Barks

Crazy how much I’ve heard about Austin Jones from you guys but I have never actually looked at his stuff

Jacob Barks

Mostly because I haven’t heard a single good thing 💀

Western Philosopher

There’s a difference between the previous episodes where they read out chat logs of pedos talking to decoys that were trolling them and this episode where they’re reading out descriptions of real child porn. I don’t need to hear about little girls’ buttholes winking or whatever.

Western Philosopher

I think he is just a socially inept retard. If you’re gonna ban anyone it should be the dude who keeps unironically defending pedophilia

THELOLMAN

You guys should cover the dream team next

Joel

14. this episode is 14.

12TrillionIQ

This feels like a long time coming with how much you Boys have talked about AJ on the OP

Khârn the betrayer

Oh God if you're gonna be a pedo pice of shit atleast don't be a fucking douchebag

Frankie

Alex Jones came to mind first when you said AJ haha

Jaraxu

Omfg I absolutely ADOREEEEE how you guys speak about criminals ! I REALLLY REALLY HOPE you guys get to become the worlds greatest Criminals so I can hear your sexy voices in court just like daddy OJ

lvTytus

we know that’s you austin jones

austin

spread em haha

Harry Crossman

Bruh I wrote this before listening to the episode now I feel called out

Khang Nguyen

Omg best podcast in the universe!!! 💯💯💯

Harsh Jha

First time listening to Criminally stupid, had fun! The ending was hilarious.

ClayHasLlamas

Omfg this episode ✨SLAYYYYED✨ besties 💅💅y’all DEF had me in mind when writing this one 🤪🤪 we STAN Austin Jones 💞fellow Austin Boners, UNITE AGAINST THE SYSTEM (SIStem, slay) for wrongly convicting our cute smol bean :3 #WeStandWithAustinJones ✊ #WeNeedJonestownRemastered🫣

manxie

LETS GO WE'RE SO BACK

Collin

Ah yes thank you those videos of him explaining twerking ruined my day! Great Job!

SugmaNard

Wheres the video

Negrodamus

Hahaha that last hashtag is perfection

Kevin Eric

Come on you cant have one without the other

ClayHasLlamas

ive browsed an uncomfortable amount of stan twitter and can say that there really are some people who would go to an Austin Jonestown

lanirus

more pedophiles thank god! i love pedos!

lanirus

my favorite part of this show is how superior i am to these retards solely on the fact i dont touch kids

Jacob Tuck

Can you twerk for me jackson ? 🤪

TheBigE

About time, only bought a membership to hear this.

Mystery Man

I completely Forgot that this Human waste is in the same prison with my crack head Uncle 💀

Negrodamus

Well all I can say is those people better be practicing how to twerk because that's probably one and only law at Austin Jonestown

Zetlin

Podophiles

Zetlin

Do you want a medal? Fuck you

JakeP_2002

This 14 year old ass is allll yours Jackson Clarke

Little Lacie

12:12 I feel so called out 😭 I used to be so proud of my Justin Beiber Silly Bandz in middle school, if I were a kid in this generation it would be over for me lmao... I would definitely buy one of those songs. Bonus points if they include the song in a wall mount of him singing it like those old singing bass fish mounts.

Little Lacie

You did good research, I thought this was real until I saw the last hashtag lmao

JakeP_2002

Would love a chat log special part 2!!!

SonicFish

It took me until they played the twerking clip to realize they weren't talking about alex jones...