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The Official Podcast #401 - The Dong That Lost Gold (Patreon)

Published:
2024-08-09 02:22:09
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2026-01-15 16:08:33
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"The best way to lose"

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SpagEddie

i have dyslexia & i thought doug was gonna be on this episode :(

SugmaNard

Jackson we're advancing on your cheeks

Ethan Browning

bring back wendigoom on !! love that mf

Awwwcrap

Fuvk yeah im so hard

S

boop

Mambo

Hi

Ryan

Don’t have dyslexia but I also saw doug

Philip Basin

You know what’s funny? Coffee never really worked on me, except for the awful butter taste, I never felt any effects from it no matter how much I drank. Is anyone else like this?

Awwwcrap

They are using pellet air guns that Yusef and such were shooting.

12TrillionIQ

Can't believe it's already been a year since Charlie left the podcast, time really flies

Blitzkrieg

lol so now that Charlie is gone who are they gonna scapegoat for shorter episodes?! Funny how the comments on the announcement post were celebrating the return of longer episodes since it was all Charlie's fault previously.

Grelk

Bring. Back. Dorg.

Ryan

Yo Jackson I heard In an earlier episode you guys were gonna do a game night again, since it’s not drama related, is there a possibility of him joining, I’d like to finally see a round of Mario party where Andrew doesn’t win

Dylan Ackerman

Doug is my favorite I wish they had him on more every says he's to old for the demographic but I'm 25 and I enjoy just listening to him and Jackson talk shit😂😂

Dylan Ackerman

Doug is my favorite I wish they had him on more...everyone says he's to old for the demographic but I'm 25 and I enjoy just listening to him and Jackson talk shit😂😂

Zetlin

What’s that got to do with anything what??

Dylan Ackerman

Lol i can't teach you common sense bud.. obviously I'm leaving a comment stating someone I want on as a future guest, and Jackson regularly reads comments.

u27737282

Funniest episode in a while 😂

Zetlin

KAYA THE CONQUERER returns

galileeo

non-sleepy jackson is a rarity

Reece

Things are looking bright for the future of the podcast. Super high energy episode plus the mad max RFK bit had me dying. Thanks for another banger boys.

Zachary

Fun episode

Chad

Hey great episode boys, I might just be dumb but how do I connect my discord and listen to these live? I only just started using patreon a couple months ago

Zetlin

This was actually a cracker episode though you guys feel a lot more free it was great to hear

Sparechange

Kaya and Andrew for best host

Moist Amity

You guys fuckin rock, another great episode.

Bruce

Jackson you stink

Bruce

Like roses and energy drinks <3

Omar

Hi Jackson

Vuskenicht

Aren’t the Olympics meant to gauge your athletic talent? I can never understand why shooting competitors aren’t made to go in raw like the Turkish dad. Blinders and magnifying glasses in shooting feel like having robotic knees in a sprint.

Thoams Wyatt

This episode was 20 minutes more podcast than Charlie could ever handle

MsJax

I used to take C4 pre workout but the urge to claw my skin off constantly interrupted my workouts.

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Finally something I can speak on! So pre workouts that make you tingle use Beta-alanine. Its whole purpose is to raise the length of time you can do your sets before you get tired. It’s great for pumps, but it isn’t great if you drink it and don’t actually work out and utilize it. Most companies offer a version of their pre workout with or without beta-alanine

Hanni

Really fun episode!

Jesse

I’ve done competitive shooting like this before and noticed I was 30 min late to join the podcast live so figured I’d listen to it later. Would’ve been perfect timing cause I’m 42 min in and they’re like “please audience explain this to us” lmao.

Avalon

has Hugbees tried gamersupps for the morning with using corde hugbees?? I also hate morning with energy drinks but gamersups actually is nice and I don't get a crash. The titty milk makes me feel like im just drinking coconut water in the morning

Jesse

A couple notes about the shooting though. There is a sport I compete in that has a few variations but I’d call “action pistol” where you run through a course and have to shoot targets in a “realistic” scenario which Keanu Reeves also participated in to train for John Wick 2. They also have a cowboy variety using cowboy guns like revolvers and lever actions. Regarding the Olympic shooting, I can’t see the video feed but I’m guessing the pressure gauge on the pistol is for the CO2 and they’re shooting an air pistol that uses compressed CO2 to launch a .177 pellet. I’m not 100% sure but that’s what I used. As for the “assassin style” where he shoots with both eyes open, yes that’s used in military/law enforcement for peripheral vision because you want to see any other enemies that could attack you. In Olympic precision shooting sports, people also generally shoot with both eyes open because you want to get rid of any kind of tension and straining so you can be perfectly relaxed and make one perfect shot. Most people achieve this by having a blinder that covers their non-dominant eye. The Turkish guy is able to control his non-dominant eye enough that he can do it without a blinder. This does give credibility to the law enforcement/military argument because most competitive shooters don’t learn that and use a blinder. Although this could be trained by anyone as it’s a good habit and something I practice personally.

SugmaNard

What are you so confused about

Jesse

To Jackson’s point about the Turkish guy, especially in pistol shooting, the equipment is all secondary to the skill itself. Precision shooting sports are often described as 10% physical 90% mental and it’s absolutely true. The equipment only serves to assist but a good shooter can take the worst equipment or none at all and dominate. The “fruity” looking guy Kaya described is shooting in proper standing position, his back is just arched more than most people. The point is you want to use your bone structure to support the rifle and you do that by flaring out your hip, locking it in place, and resting your elbow on top.

Matt

You couldn’t do it on mobile when I signed up, you have to connect through desktop.

SomeGuyGary

Jackson I personally love lo carb monster low sugar and low carbs. However I refuse to drink energy drinks in the morning so I picked up Bai coconut water it has 45 mg of caffeine and is just enough to get you started

SugmaNard

Fr I hope they keep it just the 3 boys

Jesse

Yeah I think a saw they have a rapid fire category that I’ve never seen before and that seemed to be .22lr or something but precision is generally CO2 powered .177 pellets.

Justin the Hunter

It feels so quaint and fun to revisit topics like the Pitcairn Islands again, with an older and (slightly 😂) more mature tone. Another great episode! Absolutely bring the "Things I Like" corner and jingle back!

viraldusk

How does one join the discord?

Deochar

This is one of the longer episodes, 1h20 is good

POISON_TOAST

We hunt and eat bear very commonly in northern Canada

Avalon

lol about the RFK thing, living in the farmland of America, rural/country people will get roadkill and bring it home and eat it if it's fresh enough. My old babysitter's husband would pick up all kinds of critters. I got a racoon bone from him once. everyone was trying to convince me it was a penis. RFK is also trying to befriend some corvids on his Instagram. I think he is up to 5 now.

Colin Brown

I think RFK Jr. Is an absolute lunatic. Ive been following him for a while. He has my vote.

Bwoods

Great episode! Love y’all! Also, Jackson is correct regarding the Pitcairn Island: “From necessity the islanders have inbred from the beginning, so that now after five or six generations, everyone is related to the rest of the community.” From naturalhistorymag.com, whatever that’s worth lol.

Bwoods

You say you want Doug back on the show. Are we supposed to just blindly believe you??? We require hard empirical evidence to back your claim!

SugmaNard

Hell take some of the attention away

Loubang

Coke had a very limited run Coke Energy here in Australia a couple years back. It was mid af

Tristen

I think you just have to link your patreon account to your discord account

Western Philosopher

I think actual energy drinks contain ingredients that amplify and prolong the caffeine, and inhibit your body’s ability to neutralize it, which is why an energy drink that contains the same amount of caffeine as a cup of espresso has a stronger kick and lasts longer.

Negatron

You guys should have James Hoffman on the show and talk about coffee for hours

Western Philosopher

My theory for why incest porn is so prolific is that it’s the easiest way to make vanilla porn more degenerate. The actors don’t have to do anything extra except say “stepbro” a couple of times and now suddenly heterosexual intercourse between two consenting adults in the missionary position is taboo.

Yeetskeeter477

Nah guru organic energy drinks are fire

Lou Sassle

Jackson the most respectful thing to do with fresh roadkill is use the meat. That way at least it's death isn't meaningless. Bear meat is great, it is incredibly common to hunt and eat bears in the northern reaches of North America. There are so many of them up here.

Max christensen

It’s so cute how little you guys know about the outdoors lmao straight city folk

Daniel Ridgway

Jackson please look into the Twitter rabbit hole #zombietwt. It's a group of people who pretend/think they are dead who eat rotting and mouldy food. They also walk around the streets looking for half empty cans and food on the ground. Truly the weirdest thing I've seen in a while

Joshuah T. S. Walker

I had to go to the email that welcomed me to Patron and I found a link there. My original email’s link wasn’t working so I had to cancel my membership then resubscribe and the email had a working link (but try your original email first).

Scott Vecheta

You could say they really dragged the lake on this one? Am I right?🥸

Zero

Another thing about RFK Jr and the Kennedy curse is his father was also assassinated. Additionally, the assassin’s prosecutor was Lynn “Buck” Compton one of the 101st paratroopers from Band of Brothers

Alex Bryda

Guys REGULAR mountain dew is the SODA with the most caffeine, it actually should be considered an energy drink because default it has 96mg of caffeine and a normal RED BULL has 80mg, regular coffee is 80mg standard

Alex Bryda

C4 energy only helps me to go to the bathroom in the morning 😂

Caulin H

SEASON 2 BABY… WHO NEEDS CHARLIE…. NOT THEESE BOYS. LETS GOOOO!

Joe Momma

Always interesting to see how little these guys know about other countries

Caulin H

I’m pretty sure RFK was on Joe Rogan talking about aliens and ghosts

Aaron Morneau

Chill, Andrew. Dude just waits for people to stop talking so he can yap half the time.

Charlotte

god its gonna feel so weird the next time one of them cant make it and then its only half of the original cast

IDragslayer

Hey guys, I'm going to explain abit on the air pistol situation. 1. Yes the guns can kill and are loaded with lead pellets. 2. The goofy cylinder you see with the gauge is actually used to store compressed air to use to shoot the bullets. 3. The left hand in the pocket is to "lock" your left side of the body to minimize movement. 4. The arched-back guy is bcs he's trying to take a stance where your elbow in on your hip. In my opinion, the gear in this sport is to minimize any minor differences every time you shoot, it's not necessary, but in the Olympics where the difference between Gold and Silver can be less than a point, I would gear up to minimize interference as well. It is not an exaggeration to say that the whole point is to train until you can close your eyes and hit the bulls-eye. You can literally train your muscle memory to hit the bulls-eye. The highest I have ever shot when I was still trying was only 560 (60 shots I was lucky and on form that day. I normally average 530-540ish) so what they have achieved is INSANELY impressive.

Awwwcrap

THANK YOU! It was driving me nuts

SpectreMk2

Let's sit in utter silence

SpectreMk2

You're making us country people look bad

Dr. Confessor

Jackson, with the absence of a fourth host I think it would be a perfect time to start having more guests on again! I remember the old days of the podcast it was like a guest every week some ppl don’t want that but I think it’d be cool

Chad

Ohh ok ty bro

Thaddeus Tobin

I reckon we could crowdfund shipping Kaya to the Pitcairn Islands.

Paolo De Leon

Shooting sports are the highlight of these olympics, a female Olympic shooter in trap shotgun shooting, Adriana Ruano, won the first gold medal for my country, Guatemala.

DankBonkRippper

Them not knowing that the olympic shooting sports use air guns drove me up a wall

Gerrit Ringling

Coffe without tons of sugar and cream is awful

Vincent Shirayuki

Maybe the polevaulter dude was semichubbed from all the swimmers in bathing suits.

William Park

I like that Andrew is being more vocal with Charlie gone. I really love the dynamic you guys have right now!! Thank you for all the hard work guys!!

drew kinsey

im loving these recent episodes guys keep it up❤️

Charlotte

re: still supporting the show i could never give up this podcast ive been listening since before i was a girl 👍

Juan Cabrera

I watch the Olympics for Judo, it’s a really fun watch 🥺

red-rocket

He talked about that in the recent Red Thread After Report

Blackjack

Pistol shooting and rifle shooting are done with air pellet guns. Skeet shooting is real shotguns

lanirus

Gooooooon

bryant

just to let us revel in our own thoughts

Rhys

I thought it said Doug and I was really excited lol

Bandos Godsword

I went to Sweden and Norway last year. It was one of the best trips I’ve ever taken. Would highly recommend it.

Ethan Kelly

That tingle chemical is Beta Alinine, caffeine doesn't work on me so I drink C4 in the morning because it has Beta Alinine because the uncomfortableness is what's actually keeping me awake

Ethan Kelly

OK well maxwell house ground coffee through an old coffeemaker yeah, but actually expensive coffee through a French press is actually good black, it's all about the quality

SpagEddie

get doug or i’ll use my cars exhaust as a water fountain

Hjalte Nordby

Andrew, go to Copenhell, rock Festival in Denmark

Jacob Knarr

Not to shoutout another podcast but RFK was just on Bussin With The Boys and while it was a hard listen bc his voice it was quite a listen lol

jake irr

Thank you guys for just being the best♥️♥️

Gary

I quit drinking caffeine a few months ago, but one day in my senior year of high school I’m pretty sure I had about 1200mg, give or take. It wasn’t a fun time.

T Mo

I’ve never heard who won gold in shooting, or that there was even a world record broken. I’ve only ever heard of the real main character guy from turkey

Flashheart

If he has a criminal record. RFK could be a good episode of criminally stupid.

scooter

Ummm what

scooter

You didn’t even read what he said clearly.

Eric Curry

Fun fact for Andrew on the Coke topic. The imported "Mexican coke" (the real sugar variety) is produced in Mexico but only actually sold retail in the USA, they only sell the corn syrup variety in Mexico

Case

Picking up road kill, usually deer, that's in good shape isn't uncommon, at least in Southern US. The thing about bears is that they can have trichinella just like pork so it has to be cooked properly. I could excuse Jackson and Kaya for not knowing but weird that Andrew was unfamiliar. Guess he's just a city boy

Logan Scheiwe

The guns are pneumatic. Just air pellet guns

Dilkdud

Gonna cancel my subscription to you guys. Havent been caught up for a few weeks and without bonus episodes or movie nights or anything it seems kinda pointless to pay just for early access. Hope everything goes well and ill still be listening on YouTube. Best of luck boys

Joe

Hey hope I don't get lost in the shuffle. But do you have a custom RSS feed I could add to my Podcast app?

Charlotte

🏳️‍⚧️

Dingus

Wasnt RFK on the epstein list?

mitchdh89

They are air guns, the gauge is a pressure gauge for the air

Ulan Okai

This ep was pretty gas

zImFoX

The pre workout debate was interesting. The itchy feeling is from the beta alanin in tge pre it helps against muscle soreness and is not dangerous at all. C4 is generally considered a weak pre because it got nothing other then just caffeine. I used to also double scoop my pre but since I changed it I don't do that anymore. My current pre got dmaa in it which is kind of a amphetamine. Gives me crazy anxiety when I take it after the workout but while working out it's boosting me to another level.

Roman Achille

The whole burying thing is wild but eating fresh roadkill is common in the north, it's actually seen as respectful and it avoids letting the animal go to waste, just not bears lmao. Deer or something. I can't believe he thought CENTRAL PARK was a good place to do that sort of thing. That's not an actual forest bro it's the center of a colossal city. Weird, weird dude.