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The Official Podcast #408 - Erotic Role-Play Infidelity In Grand Theft Auto 5 (PC) (Patreon)

Published:
2024-09-27 10:46:37
Edited:
2026-01-15 16:08:35
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2026-06
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Jjshayner

Other one🗣️🗣️

cas.ko

"Erotic Roleplay ft. The Boys"

Chase

Haven’t got to listen to the episode yet, but I just wanted to say I’m happy the episodes seem to be getting a little bit longer!!

Alexis Rivas

Role play your cheating fantasy GTA 5

Bruce

OVER 2 HOURS JACKSON ARE YOU INSANE????? Thank you good sir🥰

Corey

dead space podcast i thought u was going crazy when it went silent

Bing Bong

My favorite parts are the segments of silence

CaptianMex1C0

Hey Jackson I have a question: My car wouldn't start today however the dashboard and Headlights lights did, is it more likely this was my Battery, Starter relay, My starter ? I'm your opinion what is wrong with my car

SpagEddie

so many dougless weeks

Vuskenicht

Everyone else is hearing the random 5-80 second silences in this episode, right? I keep looking down to see if Patreon crashed or something

Truuucks

On the whole sex toy in grocery stores thing, I’ve seen some pretty wild products in pharmacies. Butt plugs, clit sucking toys, etc. definitely belongs at sex shops in my opinion. Don’t know who decided to start selling that stuff at big box stores

Ben Kraemer

When you turn the key can you hear the starter spinning and attempting the crank the engine? If your headlights and dash are turning we can assume your battery isn’t dead although it could be dying or low, best way to check is with a battery tester

RI-en

Jackson hating on sonic games when he likes destiny 2 and modern assassin's creed 😂

Turborotonde

Yeah I think this one wasn't edited too well

Vuskenicht

Impossible, this show is Official™, with only the most official, professional editing. I’m sure they’re there for artistic purposes

Toothless

Episode has been great so far it feel like quite literally a quarter of the episode is dead silence

Bruce

Wait real why is so much of the episode dead silent I thought my headphones were tweaking

Jules Collins

When a man says "nice cans" I think of Steve Buscemi in Big Daddy. I like melons.

Grelk

2 hrs, charlie was truly holding you freaks back

Simon Hughes

Sucks extra for me cus reception at my work sucks, so it often pauses by itself anyways, not idk if it's me or them

Unknown Jpeg

I’m going to touch you Jackson

Mat'hieo Xanneke

The moments of dead silence works wonders to extend to 2 hours of podcast. Guessing its just an editing mistake.

12TrillionIQ

"Reading ERP leaves us Thoroughly Bred"

RI-en

There are many great sonic games such as sonic generations, sonic mania and the mega drive games. People just like to shit on sonic games because it's a easy punching bag.

Squig

Literally had me tweaking thinking my earbuds were going out lmao

Squig

The fact that you could beg another man to “breed you” then tell your husband of 15 years that nothing is happening right after is actually so fucking vile

Heide K.

There are only like two sonic games I enjoy not including the shadow the hedgehog game but the soundtracks from the first two games are such classics

Dingus

No shade towards charlie but these new 3 man shows have really made my soul feel good the podcast is better than has ever been in recent times

Lou Sassle

The gold chunk "We're rich" thing is actually a Deep Rock Galactic reference. Great game but pretty cringe for a 2 sentence horror though.

Twocan

I love Charles, but this show has gone ballistic recently. Like absolutely popping the fuck off; y’all are now 3 quirked up big boys, iced to the motherfreaking teeth and absolutely goated with the sauce, holy hell. And for 2 whole hours. Season 2 of the official podcast is going insaneo style off rip, no cap, you have that Skibidi rizz

Leo Shuan

FYI there are a few periods of like 10s of silence for me in this recording. Idk if it’s just my end but kinda sucked. Great episode so far tho

Allison S.

I think you guys were right on - melons would make me laugh, cans sounds like something an old man would say. But neither is getting you laid.

Taro

Good episode but man those long pauses between what I can only assume are cuts are pretty annoying

CaptianMex1C0

no I cannot hear it spinning, all I get is a Click, I'm guessing it's either the relay or the Battery is Getting low, However I think this is something only Jackson can Solve

CaptianMex1C0

After a good 10 minutes of cranking it the car turned on tho

SUUDZzz

The cuts were so long. I felt as if my phone was out of service. Besides that, I am really enjoying the quizzes and things we like corner coming back. These episodes are so fun to hear.

SUUDZzz

And I agree, it feels like Charlie was holding you guys back in some instances

SugmaNard

Random silence what is yalls editor doin

Twocan

Jackson your mic has some weird background hiss, it’s not that bad but I thought you’d want to know.

Yonder

You guys should look into the Bulwar-Lytton fiction contest. If you've ever heard "it's a dark and stormy night..." It's parodies of that, intentionally funny intros to stories. They are hilarious

galileeo

The “We’re rich” joke is a deep rock reference. it’s actually pretty funny

The Possum King (DillaDong)

Quizes and things we like corner coming back is the best ever, y'all are doing great. Also enjoy the longer episodes quite a bit

Backround noise

Nah, I’m fucking over it with Jackson’s tic tok cummer brain of “never heard of you, your irrelevant,” to my boy Graham. The man is doing something right about humanity origins. And you have there audacity to say who’s this? Do you your fucking work and not just pass judgement immediately. Dude since Charlie left your ass your attitude has been into shit, god fucking dammit. Not your wife tho, she actually carries the show and your child dumpster pedo agenda you love so much

Liam Hargis

rage-bait, masturbate, and congregate: the musical

Meech

Lmfao

galileeo

the amount of editing mistakes in this one is crazy

SugmaNard

And the last red thread. It's ironic they make a post asking us how we're liking this new season of shit and then their editor is like seriously sleeping on the job

Eric Curry

Who the fuck did the editing on this? Terrible. Great episode otherwise

Josh Crawford

I was so excited for the 2 hour podcast, then realized all of the silence built in.

Twocan

I think y’all left Alex muted for the audience but y’all could hear him; i think his audio is missing from this episode

Chris

The silence is insane what is the editor doing?

Homnix HD

I can only see the silence as cuts they forgot to drag to the end of last clip they just cut out what they wanted but didnt move it in the timeline making it render like this, someone must've thought the ripple setting was on when it wasnt

Jacob S

Yeah and sonic is good too

Rob

Silence

Yeetskeeter477

The naivety of andrew to think those stories were written by edgy children and not just some creepy fuck with a disturbing fetish is wild

Yeetskeeter477

Brother there is no shot that was rage bait

GigaDrillLaser

Andrew’s knowledge on sonic is another example of him not knowing what he’s talking about

Big Brain B

The long pauses become bearable if you just start reciting the TPAB monologue when they start.

Bwoods

I just assumed my phone was buffering. I listen while working with it in my pocket, and deal with bad signal all the time. So I’m used to long pauses lol.

theofficialpodcast

Hey guys, Editor has fixed the silences and uploaded a new file. He accidentally sent in the wrong audio that is intended for the eventual YouTube version. He apologises to you all. Thanks! -J

Nick

Jackson is so not fun about anything at all ever.

Paolo De Leon

We need Andrew as a guest on criminally stupid.... the Maximilian voice was great

Negatron

Nice balls Jackson

THELOLMAN

Not a lot of Sonic games are good but when they are good they are GOOD, frontiers was clunky but still fun to play, also, why are you saying it’s bad when you never played frontiers

Brandon Lee Stogdill

There "were rich" thing is 100% a deep rock galactic reference

Yeetskeeter477

These game show style question segments are awesome, this one was especially great with the way it was formated, keep em comin boys

Yeetskeeter477

Another Kojima quiz would be awesome

Mr. Cruz

These guys still bitchin about the sonic games? They’re fine. The one on Dreamcast was pretty cool tho.

Vector

The people yearn for more Kojima quizzes

Kaden

All Hail the Kojima King Kaya

AhmedYe

Love the kojima quiz

AltitudeF4

Why the hell r u here If you finna complain stfu

CheeseSumo

Bro sonic is so mid. Even the original sonic games aren't nearly as fun as Mario

CheeseSumo

All the sonic fans are mad 😂 cry some more

Phillip Motsinger II (edited)

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2026-09-09 05:00 Can’t tell if Jackson is joking or playing devils advocate on the cheating topic. Emotional cheating, like intense role-play with another man online isn’t any less damaging on a relationship than physically cheating, and obviously if my Baldur’s Gate character was married to Jackson’s character that isn’t even in the same realm lol.
2024-09-28 09:10

Chris Dolmeth

I’m thinking it might be the ads

theofficialpodcast

I don't remember what I said, but I absolutely completely 100% agree that ERPing with another person that isn't your partner is the same as cheating completely. Whatever I said was probably a joke if it implied the otherwise. -J

Rider bike

I love the quiz games keep doing them

ZombieWolf2508

"Sega was the edgier one" Fun fact: E3 2003, Nintendo claimed their console was "edgier" Everyone wanted to be edgy back then, it wasn't seen as cringey I also don't at all believe the torture story guy is a real story. It reads like a kid being edgy. The rant about teaching blowjobs especially feels that way. It also doesn't feel relevant for a custody battle for a 17 year old kid because at that age, most courts just let the kid choose who they wanna live with and if they want to see the other parent The ubisoft ass creed drama is especially funny, the research they reference as for why Yasuke is a samurai was all done and written by one white guy. His book is different in Japanese than it is in English, he's the one who edits the wikipedia article, and his Japanese peers have read his work and disagree with it. This one guy is the only one asserting that Yasuke was a samurai, and that's all Ubisoft needs to make him one in their historically accurate game lmao

Akuma Herupa

Anybody elts play links crossbow shootings range on the Wii. I for some reason loved this game and would suggest it to anyone as a fun in person arcade shooter game but for home.

lanirus

What happens on moonguard stays on moonguard. Gayyshire is a sacred place

Mr. Cruz

They aren’t great but at the time they came out they were fine

Mr. Cruz

Finna these nuts

Jacob G

A lot of weird missing audio chunks from this one

Lennon madrigal

Add a question mark and an exclamation point

Western Philosopher

“Edgy” was definitely seen as cringeworthy by a lot of teens even back then. I reckon after a little over a decade at that point of everything being edgy, people were sick of it. It just didn’t stop advertisers.

Western Philosopher

Jackson, your usage of the word “reckon” has rubbed off on me over the years. Except when I say it in my accent, it makes me sound like a cowboy from 1843.

Jealous Lettuce

the episodes have been great lately loving the games and the more casual topics

Dreccan

Incels forget that Tomb Raider exists, and Lara Croft is even more prevalent than Mario

Western Philosopher

Let’s split the difference on female characters and do what Halo Reach did. Female characters who wear full suits of armor, aren’t sexualized at all, but have massive dump trucks that the camera occasionally lingers on a second or two longer than it should.

Dustin

Graham Hancock is a hack

Lucais

Good ep. Missing a lot of audio tho

GweeMan

Sonic Unleashed is one of the best sonics

Dr. Confessor

I hope someone reads this, 2 sentence horror has been perfected. Check out offlain on tik tok! Evil Larry, the creature, fuck you guy, and meat worm await!

Max Sinclair

On the melon or cans topic: if anyone referred to my boobs as melons, I would assume it was as a jest (I'm quite flat chested) If someone referred to them as cans I would call the police. I just wanna know, how can you compare boobs to cans? Do they rattle? Are they hollow? So many questions... But also, looking at boobs makes me go stupid too, id prolly say something dumb if I opened my mouth instead of looking at them in awe.

Jamie Hind

I’ve never played a Kojima game and I still got at least half of these answers, wow

YungOwl

When you put cans on a string they dangle like big tits I’m guessing

YungOwl

This episode was a complete banger, my wife is pretty much forced to listen to this every night to help me go to sleep

GuitarGuy115

Loving the longer episodes you guys have been putting out lately

bigwilly

Andrew absolutely needs to be a guest on criminally stupid that voice is a 10/10

JakeP_2002

Great episode boys, been loving the recent 3 man shows worth my $5

Jason

Great episodes, but there’s some issue where it just goes silent and stops playing halfway through, it’s cutting out some good parts too

Nick

I like the quizzes

manxie

Alternative title: nice cans

Cami

As an autistic person, I can confirm we like sonic for some reason

Chloe💕Louise

As one of your female viewers, I would prefer melons to cans for sure. Also love the Hideo Kojima quiz, it just reminds me how much I love those silly games 😂

lanirus

ive been watching for a long time and this was one of my favorites in a minute that quiz at the end was so good

Warpup

I'm voting Kaya Orson

Warpup

Orsan?

Jacob Knarr

Moonmoon is a name I haven't heard in many moons. Used to watch him stream Overwatch back in 2017. He was actually pretty funny!

Neil Degrasse Bryson

You hate ghost 2 because you have to play as a girl, I hate it because I hated her character in 1, we are not the same

BobDirt

Andrew really needs to bring a topic he's into. I know he's joking but man he uses the "ugh I don't want to do this" way too much

Monae

cans make me laugh

Justin Tilley

Graham Hancock is very fact based with his information. He's been on the Joe Rogan podcast several times. Love listening to what Graham has to say, modern archaeology likes to dunk on him and ect. But he's got more questionable facts to further more questions that compares to the curriculum of history

Ploooperdooper

I agree, he's also the only one not involved in any of the other shows. Might be that his schedule only allows for the 1-2 hour appearance a week. But, I'd love to see a new show or a segment on the main show that's entirely his creative construction.

Terry Stiffler

I just realized the outro is the intro just lofied

Me

In 2011, Japan was left in utter chaos after a devastating natural disaster. Knowing people needed guidance in this dire time, Hideo Kojima took to Twitter to calm the masses. His message was only two words, but it returned order his nation, and perhaps the entire world. "Earth Quakeman"

RP

I prefer cans, it’s less intrusive

Noah Bailey

Andrew’s Maxamillion voice sounds like Zapp Brannigan from Futurama lmaooo

tyler crowley

I think the main issue people have with the ancient aliens theory is that it was used as a justification for scientific racism (certain races are descendants of this ancient race and are inherently superior because of it, etc.)