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The Official Podcast #417 - Crab Jesus Boils For Our Sins (Patreon)

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2024-11-29 02:48:33
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I LOVE YOU JACKSON!!

Brad

w in the chat

Grelk

#candy

Tj

Michael Jackson had no childhood so he used his money for childish things. he spoke about it before that's why he got a monkey and shit like that, his dad forced him to be a moneymaker from like age 6

Connor

I love Jackson, but there’s no way he asked if special needs people can legally have children 💀

Grelk

he's on the right track, they shouldn't be able to

Connor

That’s wild, If they weren’t able to I don’t think you’d be here

Tj

Jackson you should watch The Menu for reelboys because it's a good movie. that is all

jam

i appreciate andrew always looking out for the audio onlys🫂

Grelk

Exactly! good reason not to allow it!

theofficialpodcast

I meant disabilities that are full of pain and suffering, seems kind of fucked up to potentially pass that on to another person. I didn't mean disabilities like autism or even things like being deaf. Like, if there is a significant chance my kid was to be born with something I knew would lead to them having an absolutely miserable life with nothing but pain, I couldn't do that. But, yes, I know that's very eugenics sounding. -J

Silas Ramfeldt Køster

I actually JUST used the ai podcast thing, to listen to a podcast about financial stuff I had to read for class, and it was pretty useful

Connor

I knew your heart was in the right place it was just a wild statement lol

Smitty

I wanted to hear the fire alarms :(

Josh Vance

No quiz game again :( I really like those

FYFE

Bring back the quiz!

lanirus

Sick episode was kinda awkward when Jackson started spamming the n word tho

Lucifer Morningstar

Let Andrew know that there is a live-action film adaptation of the Kaiji manga, it focuses on the rock/paper/sissors aspect, came out in 2018 called "Animal World: Mr. Nobody"

Yeetskeeter477

Pre cook up a fat christmas episode chock full of quizzes and shooting the shit!

Nathanial Green

tcg friend code 🧑‍💻 9158209074406094

Jianu Reeves

On the lobster and crab thing, they disintegrate into a pool of toxic sludge in their shells within hours of dying, so you have to kill them right before you cook them. Why does it matter whether or not that you take 5 seconds to split their heads open before you toss them in a pot? You don't take a hammer and kill every individual clam or crawfish that goes into a boil

BigJoe

The notebooklm (ai podcast) feels so demeaning in comparison to what I use it for, 💀 from my bio notes to pee pee poo poo

Jayson Harper

dollywood is better than Disney world tbh

rosierbags

chris chan didn’t say summer he said somewhere, you get used to the way he speaks eventually

Jeremiah

that's not what he meant 😡

Jeremiah

Gen Z knows Michael Jackson

Deochar

Such a good episode, ty bois

Johannes Kransvik

When I was 13, I jerked off with a friend. Nothing special, we just watched a porn video and we sat in each other’s corner and jerked off. Then we just hanged out like normal rest of the day. You do many weird things when you are 12-14

Andre Padilla

Hello I have a question I need specially Andrew to answer, as I will be basing my following action based on his response (or lack therof) Which is the best yakuza game that I can buy to play on PS3? Thank you

Ashton

Khai brother, there are a lot of woman that like short form gooning

Max Sinclair

Jokes aside, the lobster study is a great example of why research to test "common knowledge" is needed Sometimes it's just hearsay :)

Greg

I need more Andrew trivia!

ZombieWolf2508

"Maybe killing the crab by boiling it gives it an orgasm" I mean, why do you think it tastes better when boiled alive? Wait you guys always struggle with trivia topics you're all familiar with, why not a super cursed session of Chris Chan Trivia? 54:35 Play FF14. It's an mmo, but it has a story with an end. It's rough at first, but the story drastically gets better by Endwalker. The community is also usually super welcoming and helpful, and the game is made in a way where you can play completely solo with npc's if you want.

Simon Hughes

it almost sounds like boiling them alive was originally done out of laziness, i think lobsters use to be prisoner and slave food, so if your cooking 100 of them a day, you might not wanna take the extra time to stab each one in the head if the boiling waters going to kill it anyway, not like your concerned about lobster torture if you have human slaves

Yonder

To combat that lobster, pain science, if you want to have a look at funny scientific experiments, look up "Ig nobel prizes" there's an experiment on the fluidity of cats. Kaya will find that very funny

bigwilly

There's a now illegal french dish where you drown a small song bird ( the ortolan bunting ) in cognac ( fancy scotch) and have to eat it with your face behind a napkin to hide your sin from god

Joe

Travis scott has caused multiple earthquakes lmao

Twocan

I once heard that 11 billion crabs went missing, and nobody gave a shit.

Geralt

I remember when I asked my dad why they boil crabs alive he said “they just made up that lie about them not feeling pain because it’s the easiest way to kill them without damaging the shell so it still looks pretty for the customer”. Once again almost every socially accepted lie is so one person or another can have a more profitable business.

KotSrot

Regarding what Kaya said about the 8th year anniversary, you started the podcast when I was 11. I am now 19 and enrolled in the army. Feel old yet?

Kaden

Will bonus episodes be available on official.men? I want to swap over but don't want to lose the bonus episodes because I'm rewatching everything

SupremeToffles

I've been feeling that WoW feeling myself, but with Turtle WoW instead. Vanilla but significantly more lore friendly with a better sandbox. The problem with Blizzard Classic is that they keep having to reset it fresh, which sucks. Turtle makes new level 60 content, and it's awesome. Also, Isabella Janke and boiling animals came up, without mentioning the fact that she boiled hamsters alive. Very relevant, that.

Jordan Buckman

Don't remember if this is the episode Andrew takes about Kaiji the ultimate gambler or not, but it's also a show and it's really good. I got my brother an 'Emperor' deck for Christmas this year.

Edison Hay

I'm late to this episode but Jackson is so wrong about Fortnite. It consistently breaks its own player count and has over a million players a day minimum

Urethra Burglar

As someone who went through chef training we haven't boiled crabs or lobsters alive in a long time. There's a way of killing them very quick with a knife before throwing it in.