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The Official Podcast #429 - Volcanos Make Us Gay (Patreon)

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2025-03-07 11:03:49
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Eleazar Barajas

Love it when Jackson uploads on my graveyard shift

Simon

Jackson makes me gay

cas.ko

jackson, I hope that more importantly than you not dying during the cyclone, that you don't lose power and have to go a week without air conditioning

Jjshayner

I’m ready for the new assassin’s creed🥺

leatherhand

Andrew is giving no credit to the rdr2 combat variety tho. Like yeah it is boring if you just shoot everyone on your horse and run along but there's so many things you can do. You can stealth with knives, hatches, freaking pirate sword, all having their own stealth assassination animations. You can throw all these weapons as well which is crazy satisfying, along with variations like fire hatchets, homing hatchets. You can use a shotgun and they explode, or you can blow off limbs and watch them squirm around. You can use a repeater and take out a whole bunch of people, you can go sniping from a distance, you can dual weild revolvers or single weild it and then it does a cool hip fire animation. There's a modern pistol unlocked later on so you can be a cowboy with basically a glock. You can use a bow and arrow which is really satisfying as well as like a greater challenge than gun combat and rad as hell to just be Hawkeye taking out a whole armed bandit camp in a firefight. You can shoot fire arrows, dynamite arrows, poison arrows and watch them die of septic shock. There's a really satisfying Melee combat system where you can punch, counter, grapple, choke, tackle. You can have Melee knife fights, you can shoot them in the kneecaps and they have to crawls and limp around, you can shoot them in the arm and they drop their weapon and switch to a pistol, you can dual weild freaking sawed off shotguns, you can lasso enemies and yank them off their horse, drag them behind your horse, lure bears to the bandit camp and watch it massacre everyone. Guys got no creativity if he thinks red dead is just run up shoot everything and leave I know jackson gotta call him out on this

SithKan3ki2 1

Andrew has a very dense fuckin view on ghost and rdr2 with zero creativity in his gameplay clearly

Stephen Hollenback

Jeez, does Andrew actually like anything at all? I swear, every podcast episode is just him complaining about something, usually the same things over and over.

Yo someone get Bunty on the horn

To be fair, Andrew and Kaya’s complaints about Horizon are things you can change and turn off in the settings. I’ve changed them in my playthroughs. There’s even an option for you to turn off Aloy’s animation of grabbing materials from the ground and harvesting sticks.

Christopher Carlstrom

Andrew’s complaint about 0 enemy variation in ghost doesn’t really hold any weight because he never played the game long enough to unlock more enemy types

Marshall

definitely Andrew’s worst takes in a minute

DaScylla

Andrew doesn’t realize how spoiled Kojima has made him and I’m right along side him lol

Jake Wulgar

Sometimes i can tell when Andrew is joking, but it gets annoying at some point.

Luca Palomo

I’m wondering now since Kaya mentioned it briefly, but what build is he using and how far is he in Elden Ring?

Luca Palomo

Also you can count on Fromsoft players, without fail, to say “it clicks!”

Devon 🦈🤙🍗

People made me think I was crazy for not liking Ghost of Tsushima. Thank you, Andrew. It's such a monotonous game

Lou Sassle

Andrew once again presenting his opinions and preferences as the objective truth and you have bad taste if you don't agree. Hard to tell if he's joking or if he's actually that far up his own ass

Daniel G

Bruuuuuu homies finally having an elden ring arc and this man just spews shit! let ma manz have it! Every ep we need kaya's elden ring cornerrr

Ethan Kelly

Hey Jackson did you know Aloy's model in H:ZD has fully textured nipples hidden under her clothes

DD

Andrew forgets the fact that Yakuza has the exact same criticisms he rants about.

verdis77

The volcano part of this episode is bar for bar the exact same as cataclysmic eruptions episode they did

Ethan Kelly

I was 18 at lockdown, I turn 24 next week

Eric Curry

Same, 24 next Wednesday

RippZipp

Very clearly, Andrew only played like 30 minutes of Tsushima and/or played it on an easy difficulty. Also, can’t wait to see what the Reddit complains about after this ep. I’m betting on people complaining about them talking about the gay ships of straight characters.

SugmaNard

Haven't gotten to what he's said yet but if his claim is that's Tsushima is too easy. It really is. Played on 2nd to last difficulty

Zz

No more Red Dead 2 hate 😡

Chad

I remembered them talking about plugging the volcanoes last time too 🤣🤣

Western Philosopher

Metatron has a whole video about how the Greeks persecuted gays as much as any other ancient civilization but modern historians saw a pot with a painting of two dudes hugging or something and decided the entire culture spanning thousands of years was mega gay.

Western Philosopher

I was 26 at the time, now I’m 27. At least that’s how it feels.

Western Philosopher

That’s not uncommon when they just use photoscans of real humans.

Western Philosopher

If the nipples were modeled too that’s when I’d go hmmm 🤔

Awwwcrap

RDR2 is ass. RDR is class

Awwwcrap

Im not trying to hate on Andrew, but everything he say PISSES ME OFF ro mo end and I hate him for it. Im sompissed Im maming spelling and grammer mistakes and I dont guve a damn Look at that shit! So many errors in my comment. Thanks a fucking lot Andrew on making me look dumb. Get cancelled now! 😡

Awwwcrap

To be fair-and I like RDR 1&2-hes not wrong that every mission almost has the same format. Side missions do break away a bit, but there are times I had to be in the right mood to play the game.

colinknife

Another episode of Andrew being insufferable

SugmaNard

Okay well he's right about it being repetitive lmao. It's still good though imo

SugmaNard

I think Andrew's actually fucking retarded at this point. Like I don't genuinely hate him but I think he needs a massive wakeup call. IT hurts to hear someone so genuinely biased its baffling.

SugmaNard

First thing Andrew's half right about. Still a very good game but it's not god of war tier.

SugmaNard

Bro there's 4 main types with variants bosses and animals it's actually super low in variety who are you kidding. And I love the game

SugmaNard

And almost entirely shit the whole world agrees on. Like rdr2 being repetitive cuz enemy types? Since when do rockstsr games need enemy types, is he smoking fent?

SugmaNard

They really don't though. The story and set changes drastically with every rdr2 mission. Rdr1 is mostly repetitive but 2 is very very unique back to back.

SugmaNard

Preach. And Andrew if you're reading this bite you're fucking tongue and play the fuckin game

Joshua Craig

“The 9/11 was on the TV though” ~ Jackson

Baldmaniac

Andrew on top fuck the haters

CheeseSumo

Objectively the wrong opinion

Ryan Bond

I was so happy to hear Kya talk about Elden Ring :c

Ryan Bond

I second this opinion. I was so happy to hear Kya talk about Elden Ring

Garf

Andrew just hates to hate shit. It’s like Andrew, it’s a game based on the end of the old west. There’s not gonna be giant mechs and mega bosses with 15 nipples. It’s not that deep.

Garf

Andrew has dogshit takes, sure. But damn, I’ve never wanted to hit someone with a crowbar so much after listening to this.

Dreccan

RDR2 has some of the most in-depth side content I've ever seen, wtf are you talking about? It's a boring game if you're a boring person I guess Idk I found myself tearing up on a few of the side missions. Considering how much you guys shit on bad writing, it's just such a weird take. Especially for the guy who loves Death Stranding to call RDR2 a movie with gameplay

Derek Bowen

I really enjoyed this episode guys!

Patrick Kelly

Uh oh what am I about to listen to

T Mo

To be fair, RD2 is about the story, fishing, hunting and spending more time gambling than I care to admit in that game

Roderick720

The comments here are taking Andrew way too seriously lmao.

ZombieWolf2508

Why do these guys treat games like they have to be perfect and flawless? Andrew specifically is just annoying with it. "This game about this thing is about that thing! This game with this gameplay loop had that gameplay loop, it's so boring and bad!" Like wtf, do you wanna be killing goblins and trolls in RDR2 or Ghost? Ghost has a lot of flaws and he just harps on the lamest one lmfao Also I can't speak on Forbidden West, but the first Horizon game was genuinely good. The story was alright, the gameplay was fun, the world was beautiful and fun to explore, and the Lore felt like a realistic path.

CheeseSumo

People in general make their whole personality about something and take it to heart when any creator points out things they don't like or flaws they notice. i'm guilty of it too sometimes. I think the Internet has conditioned society to be like that in a way.

ZombieWolf2508

I mean I don't make things I like my entire personality and I'm not annoyed by flaws being pointed out. What I do find annoying is when the "flaws" make no sense. Take RDR2, for example. It's a game where you play as a member of a gang as he watches his gang slowly fall apart. So how is it bad or a flaw when the story missions are about doing gang things? Even his confusion on why Balatro is so popular doesn't make sense when he keeps trying to compare it to Candy Crush or Bejeweled, which are completely different types of games altogether

Thoams Wyatt

This can be said about literally any game ever made

Jake Wulgar

Says Rdr2 is boring. Where you play as an outlaw in the late 1800’s. What about Gta? Made by the same devs.